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That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?

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Too lazy to try and look for scenes, but Resevoir Dogs: Anything involving Chris Penn....."So you're tellin me this guy just did 5 years for my ****in Dad, and now........" and when the old "boss", Penn's Dad, delivers the intro speech "You guys sittin around gigglin..., let me tell you a little joke. 5 guys sittin around in the bullpen @ San Quinten..........

I found it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I5zSWs13Vg

Damn I miss Chris Penn.
 
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kosar said:
Yeah, really. LAME!

Everybody should slog through 32 youtube 'movie speeches' to make sure the one they like isn't in there. :rolleyes:

Anyways, i've clicked on none of them, but if Bill Murrays speech to 'his' troops in 'Stripes' after Sergeant Hulka got injured isn't in there? Then there's a problem.

And that's the fact, Jack. (no relation)
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Good call on Murray Kosar + Don't post a f*ing blind link w/out referencing it. I don't have time to sift thru Agent 0659's Tom Hank's "Philladelphia" speeches. At least designate something so I have an idea. Now, if it was Buttermaker's Bad News Bears team intro then that would be fine.
 
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Dr. Fade said:
One more boys. If any of you internet guru's can find any of mine I'll give you ....nothin.

"Get Shorty"

Dennis Farina aka Ray Barbone


Here's a classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RHBOfM9CFQ

I feel like I know 'em :SIB
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that looks good. i went to see that movie and fell asleep. not because it was bad but because that happens to me a lot :SIB

i'll have to rent it.
 
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MadJack said:
no, we didn't know them. i started talking to them when my partner was taking his nap and we all decided to take pics of kosar for the memories :00hour

it turns out that fatdaddycool knows them. he identified them as soon as the pic was posted here.
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Actually, I just saw this and the bride to be back then is the wife to feed now and has plumped out wonderfully...........poor bastard............shheeeessshh
 
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fatdaddycool said:
Actually, I just saw this and the bride to be back then is the wife to feed now and has plumped out wonderfully...........poor bastard............shheeeessshh
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which one?
 
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