Betting on tonight's MNF game? You are a degenerate!

[the_fix_is_on]

Handicapping? Handicapping? What does handicapping got to do with anything? You could have handicapped your bag off and not picked the Jets to blow out the Chargers yesterday.
It's Monday night. Take the home team and go spank your monkey. It's that simple.

 

[SQUARECROW]

May I help ?

May I help ?

I saw that word and knew you boys must be in some trouble.


I suffer from a severe degenerative knee condition, but alas
with one word and that big "D" on my chest. I got here
just as quick as I could limp.

....or could be with that severe brain hemoraging I've been
suffering with the last three decades, I got the big "D" out
of my trousers, and it was still limp.

You get the picture !! Count me in on the action !!

GB -4.5
Under 42.5 Both Local


Be what you is, not what you is not, people that do this,
is the happiest lot !!

Tutor " The Degernative " Turtle

 

[theGibber1]

Handicapping? Handicapping? What does handicapping got to do with anything? You could have handicapped your bag off and not picked the Jets to blow out the Chargers yesterday. It's Monday night. Take the home team and go spank your monkey

LOL!!!!!

this could be the best post i have read here at Jacks

good luck

 

[edludes]

Public Emeritus

Public Emeritus

My "run" as you put it directly coincides with the beginning of Nba basketball season.Its not just on bestbettor as you put it,its actually betting and making real money,a concept that I know is foreign to you,as evidenced by your record,dude,you can't hide from that.Please click on the all-time Nba section and the ytd total section there and tell me again how I'll be down after the season.Click on the over unders all sports alltime.You think I'm guessing?Tell you what,I'll bet you won't be man enough to ever admit that you are wrong about my capping ability,but you know what?I don't give a hoot what passes for thought in your noggin.All I know is I'm making money every week and you'd be losing your ass if you were playing with more than make believe money.The question I asked you originally was if you don't bet and you can't pick more winners than flipping a coin would yield,why are you so sure everyone needs to be enlightened by your comments?I'll be gone for a couple of weeks to Hawaii the end of November,but don't let your heart quicken when you see I've not posted for a while.By April 1st I'll be in the top ten in Nba for the year for sure,will be on the front page All Sports/alltime and ytd and you'll still be #455 or whatever you are now.And as I said you'll still be trying to convince people that I don't win because that after all has been your only experience in handicapping.

 

[theGibber1]

i aint gonna read all that:shrug:

 

[SmashMouth]

Degenerate?? I resemble that remark

 

[kosar]

Remember:

"If it smells like cologne......leave it alone."

LOL- Ain't *that* the truth!

 

[yyz]

Poor, poor, ludes..........As I've said, countless times.........you keep living in bestbettor, and thinking that it actually means something.

I accepted your challenge in football, and will still be ahead of you when the season is over.....there is no doubt about that.

Fact: I hardly handicap anymore.
Fact: I make my half-assed plays at bestbettor, only to beat you.
Fact: All your 'skills' will still net you between 48-52%
Fact: You will always spin the numbers in your direction.


from his edness:

Because you are such a seemingly unrepentant sinner I must ask you again,when is the big "challenge on best bettor" between you and I going to begin?Your terrible record on bestbettor speaks for itself.Please get work or learn something about handicapping.

Well......let's see.........

NFL/NCAA records for the two of us this season:

NFL

edludes: 61-55-4 53% -782.20
edludes blows: 17-26-1 40% -2709.23

NCAA

edludes: 34-31-1 52% 81.63
edludes blows: 21-14-1 60% 1,154.37


TOTAL:

edludes: -700.57
edludes blows: -1,555.23

-------------------------------------

So, we are both, what I knew we were, yet you can't accept:

LOSERS!!!!!!!!!


And you want to boast that you are 'better' than me? Well......I guess you are, because you lose less than me!


Hey.........how's it feel to me the tallest midget?



I will better you in the NBA also.......with nothing more than edjucated guesses, Mr Top Ten!!!!!!!

 

[theGibber1]

I make my half-assed plays at bestbettor

me too... i didnt know anyone even paid attention to it:shrug:

 

[BahamaMama]

EyeB .........great to see you back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stag]

yyz...
is Madjacks your only social outlet and form of entertainment? how can anyone take you seriously?!
you are always being sarcastic to people here. Most don't like it.
I thought you quit betting?! Why are you still here to throw your pointless drivel around?
Get a life!

 

[yyz]

yyz...
is Madjacks your only social outlet and form of entertainment? Yes, thank you.


how can anyone take you seriously?!

Most know when I am serious, and when I jest. If you don't, I won't hold it against you.
you are always being sarcastic to people here.

Acerbic, maybe, and not always. If I feel a pat on the back is warranted, I will give it.......If you need a kick in the ass, I am there for that, too.

Most don't like it.

No......Most love me! And if they don't.....well, I still do!

I thought you quit betting?! Why are you still here to throw your pointless drivel around?

And what does this post of yours have to do with gambling?

Get a life!

Okay.......Save me a spot in line.

Thanks for coming, enjoy the show.

 

[pointspred fred]

Told ya Yeast ZOne

Told ya Yeast ZOne

Just like I handicapped it, a pack cover and win. learn from the best pal, DON'T MESS WITH ME. I understand you're a rookie and all but I can't help but to laugh my ass of at you as I collect from the man.

My humble apoligies
YYZ, are you saying that you posted what you posted because you are the "class clown" of the message board, and nothing you say should be taken to seriously? You were only being sarcastic, and you were just trying to point out that there are better games? I find ironic how you think it's okay for you to do that, but not me. I was being sarcastic just like you were. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but when I see someone trying to make a point, that makes absolutely no sense, I feel like I HAVE to say something. There's a lot of newbies on this board who don't know about your super intelligent, rapier like wit so be more tactful with your rheteric. Everyone here knows about the QB problems for Miami, and Farvraaaaaa being hurt, but thats why we all spend the hours capping the game. That's what capping is! You take ALL that there is to be considered about a particular game, and try to use it to your betting advantage. So, big deal, tonights game shouldn't be a play you slam 8% of your bankroll on, I get it, but the two reasons you stated for not wagering on the game just doesn't make sense. Most importantly learn to handle sarcasm when it comes your way, just like we have to when you make a post like you did. If you can't handle a little sarcasm, don't post it.

What does YYZ stand for anyway? Your Yeast Zone? My ex-girlfriend had a tasty yeast zone if I don't say so myself.

Anyway Your Yeast Zone, nice to meet you, and I hope we can all just get along, and win some money.

Oh yea, Brett will play the whole game, and throw for over 300 with two TD's MInimum. Miami is atrocious after bye weeks, and I'll take a future hall of fame QB against (cough cough) Fiedler's backup, giving under a TD at home on monday night most any time. I think I will tongiht too. Big deal, Miami wins 33-10, it happens and I'll take the loss like a man. For now, 2% on the pack, with a lean to the over.

Right Said Fred

 

[Senor Capper]

:director: WTF ???

 

[yyz]

Brett will play the whole game, and throw for over 300 with two TD's MInimum.

Yes.......Just like you handicapped. What a buffoon!

As bad as Lucas looked, he still had numbers comprable to Favre tonight........Both shitty. The Packers defense won this game, and that's good. (I missed in your rant where you 'capped' that aspect of the game??????)

If my grandma picked the Dolphins, and my cat picked the Packers, one of them would be right!

Every game has a winning bet, and a losing bet. You go ahead and think you handicapped this game, you hack.

I would expect we will see much more of you now, since you are so sage.

Green Bay 7-1!!!!!!!!!



Who'd of thunk it?????

And I made some decent coin selling my tickets at an outrageous price!

(I happen to know that he had a wager on the Packers, too!)

 

[jc76]

You could have handicapped your bag off and not picked the Jets to blow out the Chargers yesterday.

I know what your sayin, not arguing but...

Guy named strousehouse suggested the Jets for 7 units +8 and 3 units +310, I played them small, amazed me. Great capper, doesn't make alot of picks either. "Jets are 20-6 as road DOGS AND WIN S/U"

Made my day!

 

[KotysDad]

Easywind,

Looks like it got lost in the shuffle, but great call on the game. Hit it right on the button.

 

[MadJack]

come on, guys. we're getting wayyyyyy off track here.