Bristolgate

[Eddie Haskell]

Apparently, the Obama camp learned many months ago that John McCain was considering Sarah Palin as a vice presidential candidate. Accordingly, they dispatched their sleazy democratic spy's to Juneau to dig up any dirt they could on the Palin family.

Last June the Obama spy's broke into the offices of Palin's 17 year old daughter's (Bristoll) obgyn and went through her medical records. Lo and behold she was pregnant. They then found out by planting a spy at Wasilla High School in Juneau, Alaska that Bristoll was impregnated by her high school boyfriend Levi Johnson.

Hot on the trail, the Obama spy's planted secret camera's at the Palin's favorite night spot hoping to catch the teenagers telling their parents of the pregnancy. Young Levi, lacking the courage to face mom and pop Palin alone, enlisted four of his hockey friends to help tell his story.

He chose a Palin family get together to break the news. Lets listen in as Levi breaks the news in song:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=jDo9yYSuzkk

Eddie

 

[StevieD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JBuIymAM9E

More video from the RNC. Levi "Redneck" Johnson with a special message. :142smilie :142smilie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Stevie:

We are not practicing good family values. Weasel is going to yell at us.

Eddie

 

[StevieD]

No Eddie, in my song the guy put the baby in the girl and they had the baby. The guy says You take care of the baby I'm going to play keno. So I think it shows strong moral character and upbringing. But yes, Weasel will still probably yell at us.

 

[Skulnik]

SPAM? Maybe?

 

[gardenweasel]

Stevie:

We are not practicing good family values. Weasel is going to yell at us.

Eddie

we know the rules...

the media template:

the skeletons in palin`s closet: fair game....

the skeletons in obama's closet: off limits.....

hangin' with domestic terrorists: good judgement...

supporting your daughter through tough times: reckless parenting...



remember/humor above politics at all times....

carry on...:brows:

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Here are the lyrics to the Bristoll Stomp my the Dovells. This song was written in 1961, 3 years before Sarah Palin was born and is about Bristol Conneticut, the home state of Senator Joe Lieberman, who spoke this evening at the Convention.

Coincidence? I think not.

The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol (Chorus)
When they do the Bristol Stomp
Really somethin when they join in jumpin
When they do the Bristol Stomp

Whoa whoa they start spinnin every Friday night
They dance the greatest and they do it right
Well its the latest its the greatest sight to see

Repeat Chorus (whoa, oh, oh , ah-ah-ah, oh)

Whoa whoa it started in Bristol at a dee jay hop
They hollered and whistled never wanted to stop
We pony and twisted and we rocked with Daddy G

Repeat Chorus

(Duh-duh-doo)
Its got that groovy beat
That makes you stomp your feet
Come along and try
Gonna feel fine
And once you dance with me
Youll fall in love you see
The Bristol Stomp will make you mine
All mine

The stars are spinnin every Friday night
They dance the greatest if they do it right
But its the latest its the greatest sight to see

Repeat Chorus

It started in Bristol at a dee jay hop
They hollered and whistled
Never wanted to stop
We pony and twisted
And we rocked with Daddy G

Repeat Chorus

Feel so fine
Oh, got to say, please, mine
Im talkin (when they do the Bristol Stomp)
Mine baby (kids in Bristol...)

So if we can translate the hidden meaning in this song - "the kids in bristol "

obvious double reference 1) to teenage hockey players as Bristol, Conneticut is a big teenage hockey town, and 2) the kid as in Levi "the kid" Johnson is "in" Bristol , like plugging the hole.

"are sharp as a pistol" no question as to the double entendre -kids - teens - sharp - pistol-

obvious reference to the single male appendage in the aroused position.

"when they do the Bristol Stomp" obvious reference to the act of humping or stomping Bristol. Note the word "they" which is plural.

"Really somethin when they join in jumpin" again note the word they and joining into this love fest.

They start spinnin every Friday night and dance the greatest if they do it right - greatest sight to see - voyeurism.

The gross part is that she did it with Daddy G and never wanted to stop. Back in 61 must have been Goldwater.

Very seductive song.

Eddie

 

[THE KOD]

I can hear it now.

All across America from Mass to Calif

Teenagers new fashionable trend.

LETS BE LIKE BRISTOL

 

[StevieD]

That's the Devils music Eddie.

 

[StevieD]

we know the rules...

the media template:

the skeletons in palin`s closet: fair game....

the skeletons in obama's closet: off limits.....

hangin' with domestic terrorists: good judgement...

supporting your daughter through tough times: reckless parenting...



remember/humor above politics at all times....

carry on...:brows:

Ahhhh in case you haven't realized it is the Republicans who will be parading these kids in front of the camera as some kind of a tribute to unprotected teenage sex or something. Young kids we can be proud of. The hypocrisy is fascinating. This Palin would know a family value if it fell out of a tree and landed at her feet. But yeah, lets parade ol' Levi "Redneck" Johnson out in front of the nation, have him take a bow. Maybe tell us how he plans on raising this kid. Or balance the budget.:shrug:

 

[Chadman]

the skeletons in obama's closet: off limits.....

Yeah, absolutely no references to any bad folk, connections and influences in Obama's life during this election process. Very astute point...for crying out loud, I think even Skulnik disagrees with this analysis.