Broke my big toe about an hour ago.

MadJack

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Christ!

Was putting together the cart attachment to my tractor. Had it all done without a hitch and didn't even break a sweat. Then I noticed one part was upside down. So, I took it back apart and put it back together and now the thing was wrong again but in a different way. FUCK! Plus, I kinda stripped the nut or bolt getting it put back on. NOW I can't get the bolt off and my patience had worn very thin after about 15 MINUTES FUCKING WITH IT. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! SO I THROW MY WRENCH AND KICK THE FUCKING BOX AND THEN KICK MY OUTSIDE WALL AND THERE WENT MY TOE.

Then I calmly went and got my hacksaw and sawed the bolt off and I'm going to the store to get a new bolt in a little bit.

:sadwave:
 

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Holly Chit what a F Day.:scared But after a drink or two. :00hour
 

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Jack....Your big toe is not broken if you can move it. & you should do what I do & get somebody else to do it.
 

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Ah, just lost my temper for about 20 seconds :mj1:


The amazing thing is; I actually found a hacksaw and it worked sawing the bolt off :SIB
 

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Christ!

Was putting together the cart attachment to my tractor. Had it all done without a hitch and didn't even break a sweat. Then I noticed one part was upside down. So, I took it back apart and put it back together and now the thing was wrong again but in a different way. FUCK! Plus, I kinda stripped the nut or bolt getting it put back on. NOW I can't get the bolt off and my patience had worn very thin after about 15 MINUTES FUCKING WITH IT. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! SO I THROW MY WRENCH AND KICK THE FUCKING BOX AND THEN KICK MY OUTSIDE WALL AND THERE WENT MY TOE.

Then I calmly went and got my hacksaw and sawed the bolt off and I'm going to the store to get a new bolt in a little bit.

:sadwave:

Condo life is wonderful

And my big toe is fine.:mj07: :142smilie
 

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Playing 20 years of hoops, I think I broke every toe at one point. A true fucking pain it is. Nothing really you can do for it. Just wait until the nail falls off. More beer....

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Well, went to Lowes and got my bolt and 3 nuts, came home ready to finish the job and the nuts wouldn't fit the bolt :shrug:

So, I went to Menards (closer) and got 3 new nuts but made sure they fit before I left.

Answer me this shit. Why do some 3/8" nuts fit a 3/8" bolt and some don't? Stupid shit, I tell ya.

Got home and finished up in less than 5 minutes. Christ!

And I have to wait until tomorrow for beer.

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Do think Slink would have shot the box ?

I have been known to throw "Fuck fits" as well.

Drink some whiskey and put some ice on your toe:toast:
 

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different threads..


coarse..med. ..fine


:director: grown men do their own work...

gezzz...it a wonder some of you guys can walk and chew gum..


now cut the toe portion out of an old pair of tennis shoes to work in and make sure all todays chores are done..
 

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Christ!

Was putting together the cart attachment to my tractor. Had it all done without a hitch and didn't even break a sweat. Then I noticed one part was upside down. So, I took it back apart and put it back together and now the thing was wrong again but in a different way. FUCK! Plus, I kinda stripped the nut or bolt getting it put back on. NOW I can't get the bolt off and my patience had worn very thin after about 15 MINUTES FUCKING WITH IT. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! SO I THROW MY WRENCH AND KICK THE FUCKING BOX AND THEN KICK MY OUTSIDE WALL AND THERE WENT MY TOE.

Then I calmly went and got my hacksaw and sawed the bolt off and I'm going to the store to get a new bolt in a little bit.

:sadwave:

see sig line.....:lol:
 

trolln4walii

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I understand you can get a group rate on 'anger management' counseling ;)

Sleybon has a new post in the basketball forum. He should be ready to blow a gasket by days end. :mj07: Maybe you can hook up :SIB





J/k boss. Those babies can really be painful. Take care hop-a-long :mj06:
 
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