BUYING POINTS AND TAKING NAMES / LORENZO 10-1

[dominic_Lorenzo]

ONCE AGAIN THE HATERS HAVE MADE ASSES OF THEMSELVES.

I WENT 3 FOR FUCKING 3 TODAY... TWO GAMES (LOUISVILLE AND VANDERBILT) I WOULDN'T HAVE HIT WITHOUT BUYING FUCKING POINTS --- YOU KNOW, THE FUCKING PRACTICE YOU GUYS ALWAYS BASH ABOUT.

NOW SOME OF YOU HATERS ARE GOING TO SAY I CAN'T COUNT VANDERBILT, BECAUSE ALTHOUGH I PICKED THEM +5 (BUYING 4 PTS) I ALSO SAID "I WASN'T SURE"... WELL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS, I MADE AN EXECUTIVE DECISION AND I'M FUCKING COUNTING IT

A. BECAUSE I PLAYED IT
B. BECAUSE I'M THE FUCKING MAN AND EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW IT

(SEE THREAD: THIS IS WHY I BUY POINTS - LORENZO IS 8-1, PAGE 1)

DOMINIC LORENZO

10 AND FUCKING 1

 

[dominic_Lorenzo]

JUST TO REFRESH, LET'S GO THROUGH THE GAMES THAT I WON BECAUSE I BOUGHT POINTS, AND MOST OF YOU HATERS LOST BECAUSE YOU PLAYED THEM STRAIGHT UP:

TUESDAY: CELTICS
WEDNESDAY: HEAT
TODAY: LOUISVILLE
TODAY: VANDERBILT

ENOUGH SAID. OUT OF 11 PLAYS, THREE REQUIRED POINT BUYING. THAT'S 36%.

LET'S FACE IT. I'M RIGHT. HATERS ARE WRONG. GOODNIGHT!!!

 

[HUDSON]

STOP FUCK'N AROUND ON HERE AND GO PICK OUT YOUR SLUTS FOR THE NIGHT!!! I'M SERIOUS!!!! I'M VERY SUPERSTITIOUS SO YOU BETTER TEAR IT UP TONIGHT AGAIN AND DELIVER SOME MORE WINNERS TOMORROW!!!! OUT!!!

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

oh come on bro, you can't do that, what if it lost???
now get the fuck out of this thread and go bring a hottie home, get her jacked up and tanned on JD, and take some pics!! and post them on here!
YOU WILL BE A LEGEND!!

UK LOVES U
:kiss:

 

[dominic_Lorenzo]

IT'S MY WORLD. THE FUCKING HATERS JUST LIVE IN IT. I PLAYED IT. I'M COUNTING IT. IT DIDN'T LOSE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK IN HYPOTHETICALS.

LORENZO. HEADING TO CROBAR. FINDING A YOUNG HOOP-BAG SLUT. HUDSON IS SUPERSTITIOUS. CAN'T LET HIM DOWN. POPPIN A VIAGRA. MAYBE SMASH 4 TIMES FOR GOOD LUCK. OUT.

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

THE DR approves this fine bloke.
I am actually starting to like him.

 

[dumbbet]

trash

trash

Zoe: don't frget to drop the trash bags in the dumpster before you go out, and sure you will need the blue pill to keep it up. To bad you need to take those at such a young age.

 

[gjn23]

10-1 is a great record...but do you realize that youre a 4 game losing steak from being down money???

in the long run, buying 4 points every game is going to make you go broke.

 

[dominic_Lorenzo]

At some hoop-bags appartment in fucking china town... about to fuck this asian slut. I heard their pussy goes sideways like their eyes??? Guess we'll fucking find out.

Anyways you forget one thing. I am Dominic Lorenzo. Son of Zeus. Achilles reincarnated. I am blessed by the Gods and over the long hall I'm going to be a winner, with stacks on deck like I've been doing for two years.

I study. I know my fucking sports. Played 3 years division one baseball at Cleveland State. I don't fucking lose.

Now back to pussy. Out.

 

[Woodson]

Fuckem man, just keep tanning...

This shit is easy...

 

[Destructor D]

I didn't know Cleveland State had a baseball team until tonight.

Nice job buying 4 points. You better hit a high percentage or you'll get get killed. Most books won't allow you to buy 4 points. They're called teasers in hoops.

Anyway, I enjoy the smack aslong as you produce winners.

 

[luvmy$$$]

Deez chumps jus dun gettit, stacked n tan is how it is.

 

[dominic_Lorenzo]

$$$ NO FUCKING SHIT... JUST FUCKED THIS SLUT FOR HUDSON AND $$$ AND THE DOC... MY COCK SMELLS LIKE AN EGG ROLL BUT IT'S ALL GOOD... SKANK WAS HOT.

WE'RE PICKING FUCKIN WINNERS TOMORROW. TO DRAINED TO RESEARCH NOW...

LORENZO. CAME FOUR TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. IM BEAT. OUT.

 

[LDB]

$$$ NO FUCKING SHIT... JUST FUCKED THIS SLUT FOR HUDSON AND $$$ AND THE DOC... MY COCK SMELLS LIKE AN EGG ROLL BUT IT'S ALL GOOD... SKANK WAS HOT.

WE'RE PICKING FUCKIN WINNERS TOMORROW. TO DRAINED TO RESEARCH NOW...

LORENZO. CAME FOUR TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. IM BEAT. OUT.

All these "sluts" you "fucked" you should probably go get tested because you most likely have herpes, clamidia, and all the other major std's... its all good though, as long as your buying 8 points and game and "fucking sluts" and laying -400 a game :toast:

 

[ROQQIN RIQ]

:director: WHEN YOU BANG THESE BITCHEZ DO YOU HAVE A LAPTOP NEXT TO YOU SO YOU CAN KEEP REPLYING TO EVERY POST ON HERE??
:director: WHATEVER THE CASE , KEEP UP THE GOOD WORQ......BETWEEN YOU AND ME...I AM A RICH FUQQIN MAN......PEACE....:00hour :00hour

 

[Destructor D]

I could care less about the chicks your banging, but I'm curious how this buying points plays out. You took Cleveland last night buying 4 points to make them -200 @ -1 and you would have enjoyed a better line with the ML at some books. I actually enjoy your smack as you remind me of some of the Italians in KC. A lot of them live your lifesyle.

Nice call on Kansas State as I'm starting to realize they're legit. Could be a Final 4 team if Clemente is hot... I'm serious as this little shit is as good as anyone in the country when he's on and that includes Mr. John Wall. Clemente is KSU's wild card to a possible deep run and I'm a KU fan. I would hate to have K-State in my bracket right now... dead serious! If Clemente is hitting treys, watch out, because K-State can beat anyone including KU & Kentucky. This little shit can be lethal... look at his recent numbers when he's hitting. Don't quote the Nebraska game where they hit 14 of 21 treys.:violin:

 

[Bennymac17]

Played 3 years division one baseball at Cleveland State. I don't fucking lose.

I'm sure you had your fair share of losing just by playing Viking baseball. I also have horizon league baseball ties....

Keep pounding out the winners though man. Can't argue with the record.

 

[neverteaseit]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES JACKED AND TANNED MEAN?

JACKING OFF IN A TANNING BOOTH:shrug:

I AM CONFUSED AS FUCKING HELL BY WHAT YOU ARE FUCKING SAYING.:shrug: I MEAN WHAT FUCK? I GOT A FUCKING EDUCATION AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ALL OF THESE NEW FUCKING ACRONYMS THAT EVERY MOTHER FUCKER IS SAYING THESE DAYS. WHAT THE FUCK?????
YOU GET MY FUCKING DRIFT?

IT'S ALL GOOD THOUGH MY MAN, AT LEAST YOU CAN USE FUCKING SPELL CHECK AND HAVEN'T DROPPED A RACIAL SLUR YET OR BLEW A POLITICIAN. YOU SEEM TO LIKE THE F?BOMBS. YA KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEAN. FUCK YA!

NOW ENJOY THE WINDY FUCKING CITY DUDE. WHILE YOUR THERE HEAD TO DITKA?S AN EAT ONE OF THOSE BIG OLE MOHTERFUCKING CHOPS AND IF YOU SEE HIM.......YOU TELL THAT BUDDY RYAN WANNABE THAT IF IT WASN?T FOR THAT DEFENSE HE WOULD HAVE NEVER DONE THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE. YOU CAN TELL HIM ALSO THAT IF IT WASN?T FOR HIS FUCKING EGO HE MAY HAVE DONE 2-3 MORE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLES. THAT DEFENSIVE WAS FUCKING IMPENETRABLE. ONLY THING I SEEN MORE IMPENERATABLE THAN THAT WAS MY EX FUCKING WIFES SNATCH. I MEAN I THINK I SAW THAT THING TWICE IN 5 FUCKING YEARS. FUCK ME! THE FRIDGE WOULD HAVE NEVER SCORED IF HERE SNATCH WAS THE MOTHER FUCKING GOAL LINE EITHER. THAT SHIT WAS OFF LIMITS. I LOVE THAT NFL COUNTDOWN HASBEEN THOUGH. DITKA?S THE FUCKING BOMB!

YO DUDE YOU GOTTA STAY AWAY FROM MY NEW WIFE THOUGH. :nono: SHE LIKES TO JACK, BUT SHE THINKS THE TANNED SHIT IS TOO FUCKING GAY FOR A MAN. I KEEP MY MEAT PALE JUST FOR HER. SHE HAS A WICKED MOTHER FUCKING LEFT HOOK ALSO. SO SHE COULD JACK YOU THAT WAY I GUESS. GET MY FUCKING DRIFT?

I WILL SAY THIS THOUGH DUDE.YOU GOT SOME BIG ASS BALLS. I MEAN THEY MUST BE MADE OF FUCKING TITANIUM, NOT LIKE MY POOR ASS DOG. WE NUETERED THAT POOR SON OF A BITCH WHEN HE WAS A PUP. WE PUT SOME OF THOSE FAKE ONES IN THERE. THEIR CALLED NUETICALS, THERE FUCKING PLASTIC! YA FUCKING HEAR ME! FUCKING PLASTIC BALLS! NOT ONLY DID THIS POOR SOB NEVER GET LAID, HE SITS AROUND AND LICKS HIS FUCKING FAKE SACK 24 FUCKING 7. I LOVE THAT FUCKING DOG!

I NEED SOME GOOD MOTHER FUCKING OLIVE OIL AND SOME CRUSTY MOTHER FUCKING BREAD HERE IN FUCKING AFGHAN. THE FUCKING SHIT BREAD HERE IS HARD AS A FUCKING ROCK AND THE OLIVE OIL IS LIKE MOTHER FUCKING PEANUT OIL. I MAY AS WELL HAVE RAYMOND CEMENT MY GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING ARTERIES, AFTER EATING THAT FUCKING SHIT. YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEAN?
I MEAN SHIT YOU WOULD AT LEAST THINK THESE MOTHER FUCKERS KNEW WHAT SOME GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING OLIVE OIL WAS.

DAMN I MISS MOTHER FUCKING AMERICA.

BRING ON THE FUCKING PLAYS. YOUR MY NEW GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING HERO.

GREAT RUN THOUGH. GL!

SUPPORT THE TROOPS! HAVE A NICE DAY!

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES JACKED AND TANNED MEAN?

JACKING OFF IN A TANNING BOOTH:shrug:

I AM CONFUSED AS FUCKING HELL BY WHAT YOU ARE FUCKING SAYING.:shrug: I MEAN WHAT FUCK? I GOT A FUCKING EDUCATION AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ALL OF THESE NEW FUCKING ACRONYMS THAT EVERY MOTHER FUCKER IS SAYING THESE DAYS. WHAT THE FUCK?????
YOU GET MY FUCKING DRIFT?

IT'S ALL GOOD THOUGH MY MAN, AT LEAST YOU CAN USE FUCKING SPELL CHECK AND HAVEN'T DROPPED A RACIAL SLUR YET OR BLEW A POLITICIAN. YOU SEEM TO LIKE THE F?BOMBS. YA KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEAN. FUCK YA!

NOW ENJOY THE WINDY FUCKING CITY DUDE. WHILE YOUR THERE HEAD TO DITKA?S AN EAT ONE OF THOSE BIG OLE MOHTERFUCKING CHOPS AND IF YOU SEE HIM.......YOU TELL THAT BUDDY RYAN WANNABE THAT IF IT WASN?T FOR THAT DEFENSE HE WOULD HAVE NEVER DONE THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE. YOU CAN TELL HIM ALSO THAT IF IT WASN?T FOR HIS FUCKING EGO HE MAY HAVE DONE 2-3 MORE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLES. THAT DEFENSIVE WAS FUCKING IMPENETRABLE. ONLY THING I SEEN MORE IMPENERATABLE THAN THAT WAS MY EX FUCKING WIFES SNATCH. I MEAN I THINK I SAW THAT THING TWICE IN 5 FUCKING YEARS. FUCK ME! THE FRIDGE WOULD HAVE NEVER SCORED IF HERE SNATCH WAS THE MOTHER FUCKING GOAL LINE EITHER. THAT SHIT WAS OFF LIMITS. I LOVE THAT NFL COUNTDOWN HASBEEN THOUGH. DITKA?S THE FUCKING BOMB!

YO DUDE YOU GOTTA STAY AWAY FROM MY NEW WIFE THOUGH. :nono: SHE LIKES TO JACK, BUT SHE THINKS THE TANNED SHIT IS TOO FUCKING GAY FOR A MAN. I KEEP MY MEAT PALE JUST FOR HER. SHE HAS A WICKED MOTHER FUCKING LEFT HOOK ALSO. SO SHE COULD JACK YOU THAT WAY I GUESS. GET MY FUCKING DRIFT?

I WILL SAY THIS THOUGH DUDE.YOU GOT SOME BIG ASS BALLS. I MEAN THEY MUST BE MADE OF FUCKING TITANIUM, NOT LIKE MY POOR ASS DOG. WE NUETERED THAT POOR SON OF A BITCH WHEN HE WAS A PUP. WE PUT SOME OF THOSE FAKE ONES IN THERE. THEIR CALLED NUETICALS, THERE FUCKING PLASTIC! YA FUCKING HEAR ME! FUCKING PLASTIC BALLS! NOT ONLY DID THIS POOR SOB NEVER GET LAID, HE SITS AROUND AND LICKS HIS FUCKING FAKE SACK 24 FUCKING 7. I LOVE THAT FUCKING DOG!

I NEED SOME GOOD MOTHER FUCKING OLIVE OIL AND SOME CRUSTY MOTHER FUCKING BREAD HERE IN FUCKING AFGHAN. THE FUCKING SHIT BREAD HERE IS HARD AS A FUCKING ROCK AND THE OLIVE OIL IS LIKE MOTHER FUCKING PEANUT OIL. I MAY AS WELL HAVE RAYMOND CEMENT MY GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING ARTERIES, AFTER EATING THAT FUCKING SHIT. YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEAN?
I MEAN SHIT YOU WOULD AT LEAST THINK THESE MOTHER FUCKERS KNEW WHAT SOME GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING OLIVE OIL WAS.

DAMN I MISS MOTHER FUCKING AMERICA.

BRING ON THE FUCKING PLAYS. YOUR MY NEW GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING HERO.

GREAT RUN THOUGH. GL!

SUPPORT THE TROOPS! HAVE A NICE DAY!

:toast:

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

do you cap soccer or football matches as we say here?

Fancy any games today?

Best of luck
cheers,