The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Jack,
because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them
stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first Nick's slept with Jack and comes to breakfast the next morning with
his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?
He said, "Jack snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a Bart's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up,
eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said,
'Man, that Jack shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Cris turn. Cris was a tanned, older Navy veteran, a man's man.
The next morning Cris came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" Cris said.
They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"
Cris said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Jack into bed, patted him on the ass and kissed him good night. Jack sat up and watched me all night."
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because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them
stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first Nick's slept with Jack and comes to breakfast the next morning with
his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?
He said, "Jack snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a Bart's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up,
eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said,
'Man, that Jack shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Cris turn. Cris was a tanned, older Navy veteran, a man's man.
The next morning Cris came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" Cris said.
They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"
Cris said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Jack into bed, patted him on the ass and kissed him good night. Jack sat up and watched me all night."
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