Can you impersonate a Madjack Member in a singles post?
- Thread starter The Joker
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- Feb 23, 2005
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boys I was out at the golf course this weekend and some young up and coming PGA prospect was shooting his mouth off at how he could play in the masters. I said to him I can sink more hole in ones than you in putt putt mini golf and he laughed and bet me 5 thousand dollars per hole. I made him shake my hand right there and took this bet because I may be old but I am still the same putt sinking motherfucker I was back when i was 30 and sinking putts left and right. I called the local putt putt and had them close down the course and put bleachers up for this contest. I also called the bookie and he put a line on this challenge and I had my wife wager 7 million dollars on me to win, on the moneyline. we rented out the minigolf course and this guy finally showed up to put his money where his mouth is and what do you know I sank 16 of 18 hole in ones and won a hefty profit. i tried uploading the video to youtube but the file was too big and im not good with this tech mumbo jumbo so i will email it to jack when i get it uploaded on to a disc after office max fucks around with it and gives it to me as a sendable zip file for laptop computer machines. if you dont believe me PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOU MOUTH IS. time to put up or shut up
man i never realized how good it would feel to finally get my swagger back and just unleashing my swagger all over this great state of texas. i am so glad i got rid of that whore bitch cunt ex wife of mine because now i can barely keep up with the horny over the hill women texting me all day long while i repo peoples shit.
hope i can put the kids to bed early tonight because the strip club is having a special on dances, 2 for 1.
hope i can put the kids to bed early tonight because the strip club is having a special on dances, 2 for 1.
