Can you impersonate a Madjack Member in a singles post?

[ppabart]

PITY REALLY

 

[Penguinfan]

Which are your favorite diamonds?

Which are your favorite diamonds?

I like all kinds of diamonds, but I prefer the ones nobody but I can afford.

I put them on my American Express double secret platinum ZULU card.

Of course when I get tired of them I return them to Costco to get my money back.

How about you guys?

 

[fatdaddycool]

I can do that.

 

[saint]

OH SHIT :facepalm:

Speaking of shit, did you know that human waste is not supposed to smell? If your shit stinks, it's due to the hydrocarbons, aluminum, metal, arsenic, sodium nitrates, Aspartame, artificial colorings including but not limited to: blue 1 & 2, red 3, yellow 6, and red 69 (not to be confused with red 6.9) in the stuff you fools call 'food'. Since our recent move my fecal matter is scentless, so yes, my shit doesn't stink.

 

[ppabart]

I already gave you that 20 dollars. Just check your pocket.

Hope this helps.....

 

[MadJack]

I already gave you that 20 dollars. Just check your pocket.

Hope this helps.....

opcorn2

 

[MadJack]

I'll know for sure in 2 weeks if I will be able to attend the outing/superbowl party. :0003

 

[dunclock]

:facepalm:

 

[Jaxx]

boys I was out at the golf course this weekend and some young up and coming PGA prospect was shooting his mouth off at how he could play in the masters. I said to him I can sink more hole in ones than you in putt putt mini golf and he laughed and bet me 5 thousand dollars per hole. I made him shake my hand right there and took this bet because I may be old but I am still the same putt sinking motherfucker I was back when i was 30 and sinking putts left and right. I called the local putt putt and had them close down the course and put bleachers up for this contest. I also called the bookie and he put a line on this challenge and I had my wife wager 7 million dollars on me to win, on the moneyline. we rented out the minigolf course and this guy finally showed up to put his money where his mouth is and what do you know I sank 16 of 18 hole in ones and won a hefty profit. i tried uploading the video to youtube but the file was too big and im not good with this tech mumbo jumbo so i will email it to jack when i get it uploaded on to a disc after office max fucks around with it and gives it to me as a sendable zip file for laptop computer machines. if you dont believe me PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOU MOUTH IS. time to put up or shut up

:142smilie

3pointer for you

 

[MadJack]

I haven't TOUCHED my clubs and the last time I played was 32 years ago so make me a D player.

 

[jr11]

I think Ponch is kind of sexy ya know, actually SO SEXY.

 

[Sportsaholic]

Ketchup on Hot Dogs :nono:

 

[MadJack]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

miami sucks ass, what the fuk are these coaches thinking about.

fuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck.

 

[fatdaddycool]

opcorn2

Oh for fuck's sake. How many Pekingese's do you have, and when did they learn to cyber nip at my fucking heels? I will tell you what, just make sure you put the return address on that brochure you were going to send me someday and then you can check your pockets for it in about a week.

Sheezus

 

[jr11]

I swear I will never bet on my team again, and most definitely will not talk smack. Every time I do or make bets with other posters they lose.

 

[MadJack]

2:34am: Evening gents. I'm having a glass of Montes Classis Series Sauvignon Blanc after eating a surf and turf dinner at the Tidal Raves restaurant with the wife and friends.

 

[PocketAces]

Boys,Boys:Great weather here in Fla.

 

[MadJack]

Boys,Boys:Great weather here in Fla.

:lol:

 

[fatdaddycool]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chik Fil A has the best lemonade.

Hey.

Knock Knock.

Hey.

I'm an airplane.


That can be either the poster or Harry Caray I guess. Which is actually about as close to a gene pool match as you can get.

 

[MadJack]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chik Fil A has the best lemonade.

Hey.

Knock Knock.

Hey.

I'm an airplane.


That can be either the poster or Harry Caray I guess. Which is actually about as close to a gene pool match as you can get.

Settle down, settle down. :0003