Car repair guys (again)

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ok these are ready for pengy, a left and a right strut, I doubt he realizes they are not the
right size. He don't know a strut from a doughnut
 

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I can change out any brakes for 40 bucks tops...... Uh oh looks like the rotors are shot and you may need some new calipurs..... ooopsy
let me get my calculator and call for parts availability
 
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Pengy , there is your problem right there, its the 1,000 dollar main bearings. You want the right and left ones like always
 

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Pengy, your going to need a new one of these, a right and a left one. / Simply in the Red
 
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What trick is that? :shrug:

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Geez I hope I am not giving you any ideas, but since you already knew about the thermastat rip off, I guess its ok.

I seen this one on 60 Minutes.

You wait until a older couple come in preferably with a new model vehicle.

You get one of your other sabatouers to distract them. You slip under the vehicle and squirt transmission fluid on their crank case.

When they come back you tell them there is a problem. Look under the vehicle. You need a new transmission.

The old couple says ok and calls a cab.

You pull their vehicle around back or maybe drive it home for the night.

Next day you charge them $ 2,345.55 telling them everything is ok now.

Have a nice day now. Yall come back hear.
 
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then we met this nice young man, Simply in the Red I think his name was, he said our transmission was leaking and Fred got down and sure enough it was. Cost us over 2 thousand dollars to get a new one and we had to wait at a hotel until it was ready. We had to use our last savings. I dont know where we will get the money to get Freds heart medicine.
 

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This nice man named Morris, he changed out the the radiator cap and said it would be
$476.44.... Such a nice man. Reminded me of my own son William
 

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"Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive--right, left, and in the middle."

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If something goes wrong on the right side I get the left side replaced as well. I maybe wasting money, but I'm tired of dragging this car to the mechanic.
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Pengy

I think you have been forgetting the middle ones.
 

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Scotty, you are approaching a level where I may have to ask you to stay out of my auto repair threads just like Agent.

By the way, someone tell Kosar he owes me $20 because Agent couldn't avoid the thread.
 
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