Cause the sand trap is not for that...

[IE]

Visionary Urologist (is there any other kind?) Floyd Seskin gives you the UroClub. It's precisely the type of golf club you'd expect a lemon doc to invent...the type you can pee into.


Ever been on the golf course, knocking back a few beers, when nature calls? It may be against club rules to duck into the rough for a leak?that's why the UroClub, developed by awesome urologist Floyd Seskin, is an answer to your prayers. Just place an inconspicuous towel over your junk, unscrew the cap of the club disguised to look like a 7-iron, and whiz away?up to half a liter.






life-long golfers are taught two things at a young age:

1. Don't go past parallel on your back swing
2. On the course, the World is your urinal.

 

[MadJack]

half a liter does NOT cut it. :shrug:

i'm very near a liter for an emergency.

thanks, but i'll find the woods and they won't see me. :SIB

 

[Kanuck]

No freakin' way it'll fit inside that :mj07:

 

[yyz]

Who the hell is gonna use that thing, AND CARRY THEIR PISS AROUND, when you can just piss in the woods?

 

[kosar]

Who the hell is gonna use that thing, AND CARRY THEIR PISS AROUND, when you can just piss in the woods?

I think it would be possible to dump that thing out pretty easily and discreetly about 10 seconds after you go.

Don't see why you'd have to 'carry it around.'

 

[MadJack]

might be good to have in the car but the woods are for me on the golf course.

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

might be good to have in the car

No- 32 oz gatorade work perfectly.

 

[IE]

No- 32 oz gatorade work perfectly.

or for kanuck, Mickey's Big Mouth

sounds like ....








no wonder they sell well on road trips...

 

[Kanuck]

or for kanuck, Mickey's Big Mouth

:142smilie :142smilie




But, I'd prefer Michelle's 'Big Mouth' :shrug:

 

[yyz]

I think it would be possible to dump that thing out pretty easily and discreetly about 10 seconds after you go.

Don't see why you'd have to 'carry it around.'

True, but you'd still have a piss drenched receptacle to clean up at some point in time.

(Or not.....)


I love the sight, though!

If you can find me one guy who has ever used that thing and NOT pissed on his hands/pants/legs/towel, or completed the "grand slam", I'll drink your piss outta that fuker!

:mj07:


Just piss in the ball washer, like everyone else!

 

[Morris]

Just piss in the ball washer, like everyone else!

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[IE]

Just piss in the ball washer, like everyone else!

you just might have stumbled upon an invention there yyz that you could patent...

a "ball washer with a tube and hose"

environment friendly at that...

 

[kosar]

True, but you'd still have a piss drenched receptacle to clean up at some point in time.

True. Rinsing it out with a hose for four seconds when you got home would be unbearable.[/quote]

(Or not.....)

Let's keep Agent out of this for now.

I love the sight, though!

If you can find me one guy who has ever used that thing and NOT pissed on his hands/pants/legs/towel, or completed the "grand slam"

:mj07:

No question. No fu*king way you're making a clean release into that bad boy.

I would have to hope that the sun dried all my shit off before anybody noticed.

 

[Morris]

I would have to hope that the sun dried all my shit off before anybody noticed.

:scared

 

[vinnie]

Visionary Urologist (is there any other kind?) Floyd Seskin gives you the UroClub. It's precisely the type of golf club you'd expect a lemon doc to invent...the type you can pee into.


Ever been on the golf course, knocking back a few beers, when nature calls? It may be against club rules to duck into the rough for a leak?that's why the UroClub, developed by awesome urologist Floyd Seskin, is an answer to your prayers. Just place an inconspicuous towel over your junk, unscrew the cap of the club disguised to look like a 7-iron, and whiz away?up to half a liter.






life-long golfers are taught two things at a young age:

1. Don't go past parallel on your back swing
2. On the course, the World is your urinal.

WHAT ABOUT THE GOLFERS THAT ARE FULL OF SHIT ! :shrug:

 

[IE]

WHAT ABOUT THE GOLFERS THAT ARE FULL OF SHIT ! :shrug:

BLOW THEM UP?? :shrug: :shrug:

 

[vinnie]

BLOW THEM UP?? :shrug: :shrug:

"My old lady has been after me for life insurance," :mj07: :mj07:

 

[IntenseOperator]

half a liter does NOT cut it. :shrug:

i'm very near a liter for an emergency.

.:s8:

 

[SixFive]

I would have to hope that the sun dried all my shit off before anybody noticed.

:scared :s8: poop on a stick?
:shrug:

 

[MadJack]

"My old lady has been after me for life insurance," :mj07: :mj07:

just tell her it's too expensive at your age :shrug: