Change all the answers so they apply to you ...

[bubbas1]

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be? In the middle of the woods

2. What's your favorite article of clothing? T-shirt

3. Favortie physical feature of the opposite sex? eyes

4.What's the last cd that you bought? Alan Jackson Drive

5. Where's your favorite place to be? Home with family

6. Where's your least favorite place to be? In town on a friday afternoon

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged? shoulders

8. Strong in mind or strong in body? mind

9. What time do you wake in the morning? 5am

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance? Microwave..quick and easy

11. What makes you really angry? people with no common sense

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be? drums

13. Favorite color? Dark Blue

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV? neither..p/u

15. Do you believe in afterlife? yes

16. Favorite children's book? winney the pooh

17. What is your favorite season? winter

18. What's your least favorite househould chore? washing floors

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be? x-ray vision

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it? barbed wire on arm

21. Can you juggle? no

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to? grandfather

23. What is your favorite day? monday

24. What's in the trunk of your car? nothing..p/u dont have trunks

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger? hamburger

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)
losing money gambling

 

[KotysDad]

Re: Change all the answers so they apply to you ...

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
Pretty much happy where I am.

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
Tee shirt

3. Favortie physical feature of the opposite sex?
Sexy hands!!!!!!!

4.What's the last cd that you bought?
John Cougar's GH

5. Where's your favorite place to be?
Standing in front of a class full of students.

6. Where's your least favorite place to be?
Anyplace that requires me to badge in.

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?
Scalp

8. Strong in mind or strong in body?
Body.

9. What time do you wake in the morning?
6am if my son is home. 8am if not.

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
Microwave.

11. What makes you really angry?
Inconsiderate people.

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
Drums.

13. Favorite color?
Blue.

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?
Sports Car.

15. Do you believe in afterlife?
Yes.

16. Favorite children's book?
Harold's Purple Crayon.

17. What is your favorite season?
Fall.

18. What's your least favorite househould chore?
Sweeping the f^%#&ing floor.

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
Read someone's mind, but only selectively.

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it?

21. Can you juggle?
Yes.

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to?

23. What is your favorite day?
Friday

24. What's in the trunk of your car?
Towels, golf clubs, folding chair, emergency roadside kit.

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
Hamburger.

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)
MJ's

 

[twofingers]

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?

On a golf course

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?

Clean underwear

3. Favortie physical feature of the opposite sex?

Good teeth

4.What's the last cd that you bought?

Tower of Power - Oakland Stroke Can't beat good soul music

5. Where's your favorite place to be?

Mothers dinner table

6. Where's your least favorite place to be?

In front of the judge

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?

Crank

8. Strong in mind or strong in body?

Mind definately. Body taken a beating over past 25 years

9. What time do you wake in the morning?

5 am

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?

Bottle opener

11. What makes you really angry?

Stupid coaches

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?

Harmonica

13. Favorite color?

green

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?

Neither

15. Do you believe in afterlife?

No

16. Favorite children's book?

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

17. What is your favorite season?

College Basketball

18. What's your least favorite househould chore?

Cleaning the bathtub

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?

Invisability

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it?

Christ on the cross

21. Can you juggle?

I have a wife, two kids and three jobs. Of course

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to?

My grandmother

23. What is your favorite day?

payday

24. What's in the trunk of your car?

Golf clubs

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?

Good burger

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)

Pokerroom.com

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

ok, ok...i'll bow to peer pressure....since i have nothing else to
do....

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
Puerta Vallarta, Mexico

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
My baggy rave pants

3. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Nipplez

4.What's the last cd that you bought?
waaaaaaaaaay back in 1995, must have been Nirvana, unplugged in New York

5. Where's your favorite place to be?
in a woman's....................oh wait...forget it....this is a family show.

6. Where's your least favorite place to be?
work......ha.

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?
my bacon bazooka....

8. Strong in mind or strong in body?
strong in mind.

9. What time do you wake in the morning?
when i work : 630AM go to bed 1AM
on vacation: 1100AM go to bed 3AM

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
my hands.

11. What makes you really angry?
when a woman doesn't enjoy a dirty sanchez....
AND
backdoor covers in ANY sport that beats you.

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
skin flute

13. Favorite color?
forest green

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?
SUV

15. Do you believe in afterlife?
sometimes

16. Favorite children's book(s)?
- The grinch's 10 inches
- My Colon Can Moo-Can You?
- My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
- Oh, the Places You'll scratch and Sniff!

17. What is your favorite season?
winter

18. What's your least favorite household chore?
what the hell's that??????

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
invincibility

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it?
on my right forearm, a biohazard symbol with chinese symbols in middle of it meaning "teacher".

21. Can you juggle?
many woman......? yes.

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to?
My grand - dad...hardly got to know you....

23. What is your favorite day?
-everyday i'm healthy.

24. What's in the trunk of your car?
a softball bat / a softball glove / and some foam carpet deodorizer....(remember that, ANTHONY?????)

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
what the hell????
Burger of course!!!!???

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)
reading online documents to make myself wealthy...
(ALMOST THERE!!!!)

oh yeah, and hanging out with my esteemed collegues here at Chez Madjacks.

bye.

 

[taoist]

LMFAO at you, Chris!!! :lol2 :lol2 :lol2

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
invincibility

...this was the best answer thusfar. I'm still laughing over that one....

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

LMFAO at you, Chris!!! :lol2 :lol2 :lol2





...this was the best answer thusfar. I'm still laughing over that one....

Chad, that one was the easiest answer for me....

i think about what i would do with that power everyday.....

MUWHAHHAHAHHAHH!!!

 

[PaTsJaMM]

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?

Tampa, FL

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?

Pats Deion Branch jersey

3. Favortie physical feature of the opposite sex?

Totally shaved kitty

4.What's the last cd that you bought?

Evanescence - Fallen

5. Where's your favorite place to be?

The ocean

6. Where's your least favorite place to be?

At work

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?

Back

8. Strong in mind or strong in body?

Mind

9. What time do you wake in the morning?

4

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?

Mirowave

11. What makes you really angry?

Sh*tty relief pitchers who blow sure wins for me

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?

Drums

13. Favorite color?

Purple

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?

Sports car

15. Do you believe in afterlife?

Yes

16. Favorite children's book?

Where the Wild Things Are

17. What is your favorite season?

Summer

18. What's your least favorite househould chore?

Washing dishes

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?

Storms' ability to control weather

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it?

Dagger on back of neck

21. Can you juggle?

Somewhat

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to?

Nobody

23. What is your favorite day?

Friday

24. What's in the trunk of your car?

All kinds of sh*t

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?

Hamburger

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)

Gambling

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

3. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Nipplez

And how would you possibly judge that on a woman who is fully clothed?

Are your glasses X ray vision?

 

[Hamster]

Let's find out more about our MJ friends...

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
Near Lake Tahoe

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
Jeans

3. Favortie physical feature of the opposite sex?
Smile

4.What's the last cd that you bought?
Jazz

5. Where's your favorite place to be?
Home

6. Where's your least favorite place to be?
Waiting in line

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?
Back

8. Strong in mind or strong in body?
mind

9. What time do you wake in the morning?
4 am.

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
Microwave if my friend

11. What makes you really angry?
Rude people

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
Guitar

13. Favorite color?
Blue

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?
SUV

15. Do you believe in afterlife?
Yes

16. Favorite children's book?
Dr. Seuss series

17. What is your favorite season?
Autumnl

18. What's your least favorite househould chore?
Latrine duty

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
Healing people

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it?
No Tats

21. Can you juggle?
Not even my checkbook

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to?
Dad

23. What is your favorite day?
Friday

24. What's in the trunk of your car?
No trunk...SUV

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
Sushi

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)
MadJack general discussion, esp. Helen, Fletcher, Raymond
Bahama Mamma, T-Bone, Dr.S., etc......

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
on beach --away from general population

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
shorts and polo shirt

3. Favortie physical feature of the opposite sex?
smile

4.What's the last cd that you bought?
lional richie

5. Where's your favorite place to be?
golf course

6. Where's your least favorite place to be?
meetings

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?
feet

8. Strong in mind or strong in body?
would like to think both but I'm biased.

9. What time do you wake in the morning?
3am

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
micro wave and tea maker

11. What makes you really angry?
inconsiderate people--drivers,cell phones ect

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
no desire

13. Favorite color?
black or whilte

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?
no preference

15. Do you believe in afterlife?
yep

16. Favorite children's book?
A Wrinkle in Time

17. What is your favorite season?
spring

18. What's your least favorite househould chore?
scubbing floors

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
all knowing

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it?
none

21. Can you juggle?
books maybe

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to?
Teresa Hilton (old girl friend)

23. What is your favorite day?
daylight savings time.

24. What's in the trunk of your car?
golfclubs

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
hamburger

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)
capping golf-stocks-reading

 

[MadJack]

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
in the woods

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
shirts

3. Favortie physical feature of the opposite sex?
legs

4.What's the last cd that you bought?
don't remember

5. Where's your favorite place to be?
home

6. Where's your least favorite place to be?
church

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?


8. Strong in mind or strong in body?
mind

9. What time do you wake in the morning?
between 4-8

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
microwave

11. What makes you really angry?
my 2nd ex

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
sax

13. Favorite color?
green

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?
big luxury

15. Do you believe in afterlife?
yes

16. Favorite children's book?
none

17. What is your favorite season?
fall

18. What's your least favorite househould chore?
bathroom floors

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
invisable

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it?
nope

21. Can you juggle?
the books

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to?
stepfather

23. What is your favorite day?
sunday

24. What's in the trunk of your car?
mostly cleaning products for the car

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
hamburger

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)
this place

 

[SixFive]

Re: Change all the answers so they apply to you ...

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
Would keep the one I have and build a few others in Alberta and Saskatchewan and one in Destin, Florida

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
Sandals.

3. Favortie physical feature of the opposite sex?
Legs.

4.What's the last cd that you bought?
Metallica, Load

5. Where's your favorite place to be?
With my behaving children.

6. Where's your least favorite place to be?
Dentist's chair.

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?
Uhh, huh, huh... or Back.

8. Strong in mind or strong in body?
Well, I'm already strong in mind but my body is already breaking down, so body.

9. What time do you wake in the morning?
Awake all night, n/a.

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
Microwave overn.

11. What makes you really angry?
Unrestrained children in automobiles with a bumper sticker saying, "my kid is a shooting star at blah blah Elementary driven by a soccer mom on a cell phone.

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
Guitar.

13. Favorite color?
Orange.

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?
SUV

15. Do you believe in afterlife?
Heaven's yes!

16. Favorite children's book?
The Hardy Boys series.

17. What is your favorite season?
Fall.

18. What's your least favorite househould chore?
Cleaning up after the stupid cats.

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
To have a book like Biff did in Back to the Future.

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it?
n/a

21. Can you juggle?
poorly.

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to?
Grandaddy.

23. What is your favorite day?
Friday.

24. What's in the trunk of your car?
Trash, tire iron, jack, spare tire.

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
Hamburger.

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)
Hunting forums.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
Next to Helens house, on the beach

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
Taking off Helens' pajamas

3. Favortie physical feature of the opposite sex?
fingernail

4.What's the last cd that you bought?
Village People

5. Where's your favorite place to be?
Helena, Montana

6. Where's your least favorite place to be?
Reading Dr. Freeze's posts

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?
Amsterdam

8. Strong in mind or strong in body?
Neither

9. What time do you wake in the morning?
Whenever Helen nudges me.

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
miter saw

11. What makes you really angry?
penile amputation

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
tuba

13. Favorite color?
Tiger Woods

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?
SUV

15. Do you believe in afterlife?
no

16. Favorite children's book?
Hustler

17. What is your favorite season?
oregano

18. What's your least favorite househould chore?
servicing the trophy

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
elastic man

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it?
the scales of justice

21. Can you juggle?
No

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to?
Jimmy Hoffa

23. What is your favorite day?
Pat

24. What's in the trunk of your car?
Jimmy Hoffa

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
sushi

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)
Trying to get Helen to go out with me

Ed

 

[Private Petey]

Re: Change all the answers so they apply to you ...

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be? God's country. Idaho

2. What's your favorite article of clothing? Muscle shirts.

3. Favortie physical feature of the opposite sex? teeth

4.What's the last cd that you bought? Norah Jones

5. Where's your favorite place to be? out and about chasing skirts

6. Where's your least favorite place to be? dentist

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged? my winky

8. Strong in mind or strong in body? both, but especially body

9. What time do you wake in the morning? about 7am

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance? fridge

11. What makes you really angry? stupid people

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be? trombone

13. Favorite color? yellow

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV? pick up truck, but SUV out of those two

15. Do you believe in afterlife? no

16. Favorite children's book? dr suess

17. What is your favorite season? summer

18. What's your least favorite househould chore? dusting

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be? communicate with fish like aquaman

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it? none

21. Can you juggle? only the dollies

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to? grandma

23. What is your favorite day? thursday

24. What's in the trunk of your car? mostly tools and rags and stuff

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger? hamburger

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)
tied between porn and madjacks

 

[JT]

Re: Change all the answers so they apply to you ...

Let's find out more about our MJ friends...

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
Beach House in or near Malibu
2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
550 Levis
3. Favortie physical feature of the opposite sex?
Boobs
4.What's the last cd that you bought?
Ozzman Cometh-Ozzie Osborne
5. Where's your favorite place to be?
Not at work
6. Where's your least favorite place to be?
Traffic Jam
7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?
Shoulders
8. Strong in mind or strong in body?
Working on both
9. What time do you wake in the morning?
9:30pm (Graveyards)
10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
Microwave
11. What makes you really angry?
No fresh coffee at the Circle K when on my way to work
12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
Guitar
13. Favorite color?
Navy Blue
14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?
Sports Car
15. Do you believe in afterlife?
Yes
16. Favorite children's book?
Don't have one.
17. What is your favorite season?
Fall
18. What's your least favorite househould chore?
Cleaning the bathroom
19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
Reading people's minds
20. If you have a tattoo, what is it?

21. Can you juggle?
No
22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to?
Grandmother on my Mom's side
23. What is your favorite day?
The day I am off
24. What's in the trunk of your car?
It's a truck
25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
Hamburger. Not cooked I ain't eating it.
26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)
Being entertained by posts from BTJim, Petey and from other sites jjgold and Railbird.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

13. Favorite color?
Tiger Woods

:lol2

 

[THE KOD]

Re: Change all the answers so they apply to you ...

Let's find out more about our MJ friends...

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
Key West right on the ocean, or Malibu

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
shirts

3. Favortie physical feature of the opposite sex?
legs and breast

4.What's the last cd that you bought?
dont remember

5. Where's your favorite place to be?
home

6. Where's your least favorite place to be?
hospital

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?
all over, just do it

8. Strong in mind or strong in body?
both

9. What time do you wake in the morning?
0600

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
frig

11. What makes you really angry?
hypocrits

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?\
bass

13. Favorite color?
blue
14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?
SUV

15. Do you believe in afterlife?
yes

16. Favorite children's book?
Dr Suess cat in the hat

17. What is your favorite season?
spring

18. What's your least favorite househould chore?
bathroom duty

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
invisible and make large withdrawals at banks

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it?
no

21. Can you juggle?
yes

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to?
JFK

23. What is your favorite day?
one seems as good as the next

24. What's in the trunk of your car?
tools and work stuff

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
hamburger

26. What is your main online pastime?
madjacks.

 

[Shack]

Great thread! Thought I'd put my two cents in.

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
I'd love to knock mine down and build a new one right here.

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
t-shirt

3. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
eyes

4.What's the last cd that you bought?
can't remember

5. Where's your favorite place to be?
anywhere with friends

6. Where's your least favorite place to be?
stuck in traffic

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?
back

8. Strong in mind or strong in body?
mind

9. What time do you wake in the morning?
6am

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
coffee maker

11. What makes you really angry?
rubber-neckers

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
guitar

13. Favorite color?
blue

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?
SUV

15. Do you believe in afterlife?
no

16. Favorite children's book?
Love you forever

17. What is your favorite season?
spring

18. What's your least favorite househould chore?
cleaning the fridge

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
Heal people

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it?
None

21. Can you juggle?
No

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to?
Sandy

23. What is your favorite day?
Saturday

24. What's in the trunk of your car?
Golf clubs

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
burger

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)
Sports

Ed

 

[HighRoller]

Answers

Answers

Let's find out more about our MJ friends...

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
Maui, Hawaii

2. What's your favorite article of clothing? Shorts

3. Favortie physical feature of the opposite sex? Breasts

4.What's the last cd that you bought? Led Zepplin - How The West Was Won

5. Where's your favorite place to be? Blackjack table

6. Where's your least favorite place to be? Work

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged? Head

8. Strong in mind or strong in body? In Mind

9. What time do you wake in the morning? 8-9am

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance? Ice Crusher

11. What makes you really angry? Bullshitters/Liers

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be? Drums

13. Favorite color? Silver

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV? sports car

15. Do you believe in afterlife? sure

16. Favorite children's book? dr suess green eggs and ham

17. What is your favorite season? summer

18. What's your least favorite househould chore? vacumming

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be? invisibility

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it? none

21. Can you juggle? nope

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to? dont know

23. What is your favorite day? Saturday

24. What's in the trunk of your car? tire gauge/rim cleaner.

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger? Hamburger

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)

surfing

 

[G Money]

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
here in Smithers on the river

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
My Air Jordan's

3. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
ass

4.What's the last cd that you bought?
The Diplomats- Diplomatic Immunity

5. Where's your favorite place to be?
home

6. Where's your least favorite place to be?
dont have one

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?
back

8. Strong in mind or strong in body?
mind

9. What time do you wake in the morning?
about noon or 1

10. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
microwave

11. What makes you really angry?
liars and people that cant make up their mind

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
guitar

13. Favorite color?
blue

14. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?
sports car

15. Do you believe in afterlife?
yes
16. Favorite children's book?
dont have one

17. What is your favorite season?
summer

18. What's your least favorite househould chore?
taking out trash

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
read minds

20. If you have a tattoo, what is it?
None

21. Can you juggle?
No

22. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to?
my papa

23. What is your favorite day?
saturdays for college football

24. What's in the trunk of your car?
cd changer

25. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
hamburger

26. What is your main online pastime? (like I even have to ask)
instant messanger