Charlie Sheen

[Old School]

Thursday, January 27th 2011 Charlie Sheen Is In The Hospital With Stomach Problems

This is what Charlie Sheen gets for asking his leased pussy peddlers to give him a speedball enema followed by a gerbil chaser. Charlie ended up on top of a hospital bed with "suffering from severe abdominal pains" written on his medical file. TMZ reports that at around 6:30 this morning, an ambulance was called to Charlie's house. Sources say that the paramedics rolled Charlie out on a stretcher and two young ladies followed behind him. There was a towel covering part of Charlie's face.
Neighbors say that they think Charlie was having a party at his house last night, because they heard a bunch of girls singing to the Red Hot Chili Peppers (Note from a doctor: RHCP karaoke will lead to severe internal pains) all night long.
Charlie's rep confirms that he's in the hospital now and his father and mother are with him. Another source tells TMZ that Charlie is waiting for test results to come back and they think "it's serious."
I swear, Charlie's liver is wondering what it has done in a past life to deserve this kind of treatment. And Charlie already spends tens of thousands of dollars on call girls a week and now he's going to have to cut a percentage of Denise Richards' child support check in order to spend even more. I mean, CPR certified call girls don't come cheap.



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Posted by: Michael K



such a shame..

all that talent going to waste.

just a matter of time..:sadwave:

 

[Old School]

Charlie Sheen Treated for Hernia -- No O.D.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/27/charlie-sheen-hiatal-hernia-hospital-treatment-stomach-acid/

 

[Old School]

http://dlisted.com/node/40598



:facepalm:

 

[Old School]

:scared :scared :scared


http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=08aa551e-b249-4d0e-b37b-64f1a78b441d

 

[Old School]

Friday, January 28th 2011

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Carlos Goes To Rehab

This is really just an excuse to post a picture of Charlie Sheen from Red Dawn looking like a delicately sweet twink who smells like pan dulce, Giorgio for Men and Sebastian mousse forte. Those were the days. But it looks like Charlie's current days will be filled with black coffee, cigarettes and shaking from not getting his hourly fix of shaved HD vagina, because his rep has announced to People that he's checked into an undisclosed rehab facility. Drug dealers in the L.A. and Las Vegas areas are wondering what the hell they're going to do now. Well, at least Charlie broke the news to them on a Friday, so they do have the weekend.

CBS has also announced that Two and a Half Men will takes a hiatus while Charlie tries to clean up. SNOW DAY FOR THE CAST! CBS issued this statement:

"Due to Charlie Sheen?s decision to enter a rehabilitation center, CBS, Warner Bros. Television and executive producer Chuck Lorre are placing Two and a Half Men on production hiatus," a statement released today said. "We are profoundly concerned for his health and well-being, and support his decision."
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Concerned about his health and well-being? Charlie is so damn selfish. What about the 19-year-old porn stars out there who really need a Bentley, a condo payment and a check from a tabloid for an interview about their night with Charlie? What about them?!!!!!

Posted by: Michael K

 

[Old School]

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Saturday, January 29th 2011 We're All A Bunch Of Turds, So Says Charlie Sheen

Hernia survivor and avid porn star collector Charlie Sheen supposedly texted a sort of statement to Radar's executive editor right before he crippled every drug dealer's source of income by checking into rehab last night. It sounds like Charlie's counselors are going to have a really good time with him. Especially when he attacks a chandelier after finding out the rehab clinic doesn't have a 24-hour porn theater or a community crack pipe. Hopefully, the employee water cooler at the rehab clinic is spiked with Xanax.

This is what Charlie supposedly had to say:

"I'm fine. People don't seem to get it.... Guy can't have a great time and do his job also? Bunch of turds.?
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Most of bitch's internal organs probably wish they were turds so they could slide out of his asshole towards freedom. Charlie is right, though. If he wants to watch fuck films for 10 hours straight while increasing his daughter's future therapy bills with every puff from a crack pipe, then that's his shit! If he wants to write some porn star a $30,000 check JUST BECAUSE, then let him. And yeah, Charlie did just that. File that under: things you only do when you're under the influence of CRACK. Screw the bailout and fart on college. Being one of Charlie's porn star pieces is where the real money is at. Stuff your titties into a pink latex bra and get in line. I'll be the one in the blonde kitchen ass wig.

Posted by: Michael K

 

[Old School]

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http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/29/charl...acey-jordan-porn-star-bender-bank-cash-money/



Charlie Sheen -- $30,000 Check to Porn Star



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<HR class=first>Charlie Sheen wrote a $30,000 check to a porn star in the middle of his 36-hour party binge -- because he felt like it -- and TMZ has the unbelievable proof.

Sources involved in the bender tell us ... Sheen broke out his checkbook during a conversation with a porn star Wednesday in which he asked her to join the "porn family" he wants to create.

We're told Sheen -- in a showing of good faith -- wrote a $30,000 check made out to "cash" and told the porn star to take it to the bank ... and the money was hers.

Obviously, the porn star darted for her car -- and when she got to the bank, the teller called Charlie AND one of Sheen's business associates to verify the transaction. Luckily for the porn star, it cleared.

As TMZ previously reported, Charlie was throwing money around like crazy during the binge -- offering to spend $1,000,000 to rent out a neighbors mansion for four months ... and ordering in a briefcase full of cocaine.

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

http://www.ischarliesheendead.com/

Check this site for updates on whether or not he's dead.

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

If you don't want people to do coke, then they shouldn't make it seem like so much fun

 

[Old School]

http://www.ischarliesheendead.com/

Check this site for updates on whether or not he's dead.

his precious children will be fatherless very soon at the rate and degree his self-medication is progressing..


Party boys expirer quickly when their ill sense of reality reaches this magnitude.

such a shame..a quick wit with a big heart who could be so much good for mankind.

instead he leaves a wake of heartbreak and dispair for his family to endure.

sad part about us users..

we usually.. deep down inside really don't give a shit...until it's too late.

 

[MadJack]

his precious children will be fatherless very soon at the rate and degree his self-medication is progressing..


Party boys expirer quickly when their ill sense of reality reaches this magnitude.

such a shame..a quick wit with a big heart who could be so much good for mankind.

instead he leaves a wake of heartbreak and dispair for his family to endure.

sad part about us users..

we usually.. deep down inside really don't give a shit...until it's too late.

Rehab won't work because I doubt he wants to quit. Since it's voluntary, I bet he never graduates, or whatever they call it when you stay until cured. He's only going in to shut people up for now.

That seems like a crazy way to spend your money. Jesus! I guess he has so much money it doesn't even mean anything.

 

[THE KOD]

750 K per episode

that buys alot of coke in gucci bags delivered

I like Charlie but he has been going down way way too long. His father and mother tried to get him into rehab so many times its not funny. And there they were again at the hospital to meet him.

Its sad that he plays the exact person he is in real life. A drunk with no cares who jokes his way through life for laughs.

Sooner or later that will catch up to him big time.

 

[MadJack]

His dad, Martin, had a heart attack when he was only 38 while filming Apocalypse Now. I think he's had more than that one. Heart problems run in the family. Heart problems and coke are not a good team. It's only a matter of time.

 

[MadJack]

750 K per episode

Try 2 million. That's right they more than doubled his salary :0008

 

[MadJack]

I've never seen the show and if I was offered a million dollars to name the show I would lose. No idea.

 

[MadJack]

I haven't really followed this Sheen guy but doesn't he usually wind up in the hospital after one of these crazy episodes? :shrug:

Doesn't he get the 'hint'?

 

[THE KOD]

I've never seen the show and if I was offered a million dollars to name the show I would lose. No idea.

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Its about him and his brother living in his condo with his son..

ahhh wait I will get a youtube

my wife hates this show buy I laugh my ass off at it. Its man humor to the tee.

 

[Old School]

we don't graduate:mj07:

we get clean and learn the necessary steps to stay that way,,we learn what drove us to these addictions and how to deal w/the demons that drove us to self-medicate daily..weekly..monthly..yearly..and into decades

there is no cure...

there is only abstinence

That seems like a crazy way to spend your money. Jesus! I guess he has so much money it doesn't even mean anything.

He can and will run out of money..once he loses his ENABLERS at CBS he will have to seek other revunue sources.There will reach a point where CBS will have to stop looking the other way and own up to the fact they can't take the public vile when it reaches the point of he is no longer a cash cow,Which is what he is.
If his heart,liver and other crucial body organs hold out long enough he will eventually hurt himself or kill either himself or someone else or both and all his enablers will be forced to cut him loose.

Then the remaining family members who still can stomach him without puking will try to save his life.



The long drawn out process is always very very ugly.but it always has one of two endings.

Sobriety or an early ugly and senseless death.

Sure would like to see Charlie as a sober and Coke free entertainer ..Not the living lie that he is.

I have always thought he has as much acting talent as anybody who has ever tread the boards.

 

[THE KOD]

His dad, Martin, had a heart attack when he was only 38 while filming Apocalypse Now. I think he's had more than that one. Heart problems run in the family. Heart problems and coke are not a good team. It's only a matter of time.

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This is really the sad part. Martin Sheen also had problems with addiction.

I read somewhere that he used to do you know what with the two sons.

 

[MadJack]

I read somewhere that he used to do you know what with the two sons.

No, I don't know what and don't need to know either.

There are 3 sons I believe. Charlie, Emilio Estevez and another one that has the Estevez name too.