Chit boys.....I have never claimed to be a good golfer, or even a decent one, but today just makes me want to cry. Besides the fact that I lost 9 golf balls today.....one was especially disheartening.
I was playing a links style courses, and if you have never played one, I dont recommend it. I am 2 over after 6 holes, which is great for me......and I hit my drive over in some shit. I find it on the edge of the shit, and I can either take a drop for unplayable, or try and jam it outta there and save a shot.....so of course I go digging. I find out that the whole mess of crap is full of thorns......I still jump in and whack at that son of a bitch....the ball moves about 2 feet,......just far enough to put it exactly where I would have dropped it......but the worst part is that in my follow through a vine of thorns catches me on my forehead and sticks......so now I have a farking vine of thorns sticking out of my head, and I pull the bastard out and I am bleeding out of my head. I make 8 on the hole and end up shooting 106.
My God......what a piece of shit game golf is........
I was playing a links style courses, and if you have never played one, I dont recommend it. I am 2 over after 6 holes, which is great for me......and I hit my drive over in some shit. I find it on the edge of the shit, and I can either take a drop for unplayable, or try and jam it outta there and save a shot.....so of course I go digging. I find out that the whole mess of crap is full of thorns......I still jump in and whack at that son of a bitch....the ball moves about 2 feet,......just far enough to put it exactly where I would have dropped it......but the worst part is that in my follow through a vine of thorns catches me on my forehead and sticks......so now I have a farking vine of thorns sticking out of my head, and I pull the bastard out and I am bleeding out of my head. I make 8 on the hole and end up shooting 106.
My God......what a piece of shit game golf is........