Chriminy, remind me not to golf again.....

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Chit boys.....I have never claimed to be a good golfer, or even a decent one, but today just makes me want to cry. Besides the fact that I lost 9 golf balls today.....one was especially disheartening.


I was playing a links style courses, and if you have never played one, I dont recommend it. I am 2 over after 6 holes, which is great for me......and I hit my drive over in some shit. I find it on the edge of the shit, and I can either take a drop for unplayable, or try and jam it outta there and save a shot.....so of course I go digging. I find out that the whole mess of crap is full of thorns......I still jump in and whack at that son of a bitch....the ball moves about 2 feet,......just far enough to put it exactly where I would have dropped it......but the worst part is that in my follow through a vine of thorns catches me on my forehead and sticks......so now I have a farking vine of thorns sticking out of my head, and I pull the bastard out and I am bleeding out of my head. I make 8 on the hole and end up shooting 106.

My God......what a piece of shit game golf is........
 

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The Big Tease said:
Chit boys.....I have never claimed to be a good golfer, or even a decent one, but today just makes me want to cry. Besides the fact that I lost 9 golf balls today.....one was especially disheartening.


. I find out that the whole mess of crap is full of thorns......I still jump in and whack at that son of a bitch....the ball moves about 2 feet,......just far enough to put it exactly where I would have dropped it......but the worst part is that in my follow through a vine of thorns catches me on my forehead and sticks......so now I have a farking vine of thorns sticking out of my head, and I pull the bastard out and I am bleeding out of my head. I make 8 on the hole and end up shooting 106.

My God......what a piece of shit game golf is........
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:mj07: :mj07: :142smilie :142smilie


thats funny
 

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and you finished with a birdie that'll make you came back for more all weekend :D
 

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but the worst part is that in my follow through a vine of thorns catches me on my forehead and sticks......so now I have a farking vine of thorns sticking out of my head

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Sorry dude youre my new sig :mj07: :mj07:
 
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The Big Tease

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Yep, Jack, I finished with a par (a birdie is asking too much)

The worst part is that I looked at my legs when I got home, and I have thorn marks all up and down my legs. I bet I get poison ivy too. But I havent hit a bet in about 2 weeks, so I might be safe on that front......
 

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Hey tease, was the links course that you played the golf club of dublin? If you've ever played it, is it as good as everyone else seems to think? Thinking bout making the drive down from akron.
 
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