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hammer1

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Although I am a NON - Believer

Although I am a NON - Believer

the few times i have happened to be in a church
my generosity is boundless

When the plate is passed i pull out all the 100 dollar bills i have collected from the "Man" that month ..throw them up to the heavens and exclaim........"TAKE ALL U NEED LORD"
Guess he has all he needs!
 

The Sponge

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the few times i have happened to be in a church
my generosity is boundless

When the plate is passed i pull out all the 100 dollar bills i have collected from the "Man" that month ..throw them up to the heavens and exclaim........"TAKE ALL U NEED LORD"
Guess he has all he needs!

hehe gonna try that hammer.
 

THE KOD

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the few times i have happened to be in a church
my generosity is boundless

When the plate is passed i pull out all the 100 dollar bills i have collected from the "Man" that month ..throw them up to the heavens and exclaim........"TAKE ALL U NEED LORD"
Guess he has all he needs!

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I think its blasphemy , you will burn in hell for that one.
 

djv

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Hold on hammer i'll grab a few of the boys. Buddy can come to. We can play cards and gamble like nuts. As long as cards don't catch on fire. And some one can get us a line each day. Buddy can do the capping for us. :SIB :sadwave:
 

hammer1

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Great DJV..............

Great DJV..............

I'll let the Christian faithful watch the Muslims deflower the 72 virgins...since they aint allowed to participate...........We can gamble, watch some good
adult entertainment and enjoy a jolly good eternity.
And best of all no energy bill to worry about.
 
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