Fuk me
They say lifes about trade offs. Well I think I actually had a good time, but my wife is probably not going to talk to me for a week.
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Fuk me
They say lifes about trade offs. Well I think I actually had a good time, but my wife is probably not going to talk to me for a week.
On a side note, after 15 beers, Makers Mark is probably not the best option.
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
list of events as I remember them
- crack beer #8 and start thread about class reunions
- wife says if you're driving stop drinking
- wife says if you're riding with me stop drinking
- leave with the wife with beer in hand an 4 in a plastic grocery bag- drop kids off at inlaws and have a laugh with FIL about his wife and daughters like for reunions and shit
- stop by to let the wife have her hair straightened or some shit
- get out of car and piss beside the salon- wife rolls eyes and sighs as we pull into reunion and empty beer cans rattle in said grocery bag
- about to shit myself
- hurry in and take big shit
- I'm told outside drinks are'nt allowed(I guess my koozie gave me away)
- find remotes and find channel for Ravens game- start ordering 6 dollar jack and cokes:facepalm: - friend says he has makers mark in car so just get cokes and we will make our own:facepalm: :facepalm:
- made small talk with a lot of people I dont even remember much less miss.
- slapped my wifes ass as I walked by her only to have several people point out she wasnt very happy with me.
- lead cheers and chants as dawgs score 41st point and put kentucky away
- stumble over curb and spill drink all over my shirt
- get in car to go home and wake up this morning
I have no doubt I will have other things pointed out over the next week, but for now its the silent treatment.
- wife says if you're riding with me stop drinking
- leave with the wife with beer in hand an 4 in a plastic grocery bag
- get out of car and piss beside the salon
- start ordering 6 dollar jack and cokes:facepalm:
- slapped my wifes ass as I walked by her only to have several people point out she wasnt very happy with me.
- stumble over curb and spill drink all over my shirt
- get in car to go home and wake up this morning
- for now its the silent treatment.
we did not have a 15 year reunion:shrug: I went to the 10 year, got drunk and had a good time, it will be more fun than you think
- made small talk with a lot of people I dont even remember much less miss.
Do u remember taking a picture of the one that looked like Homer Simpson :shrug:
:mj07: Glad that didnt present itself last night though, cause it would have probably looked more like![]()
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Someone had to do it!
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