Armadillo: Tuesday's six-pack
Most profitable college football teams vs spread, last 10 years:
? Stanford 81-50-3
? Temple 77-48
? Central Florida 75-53-1
? Duke 71-51-4
? Oklahoma State 75-55
? Louisiana Tech 73-54-1
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Armadillo: Tuesday's List of 13: 13 of my all-time favorite TV shows??.
13 of my favorite TV shows (in alphabetical order):
? Batman? When you?re six years old, and in the opening credits every week, they show ?WHAP!!! POW!!! BIFF!!!? and your name is Biff, this quickly becomes a favorite show.
The villains were some pretty big stars back then (Burgess Meredith, Cesar Romero, Milton Berle, Vincent Price, Liberace, Ethel Merman)
I haven?t seen much of the Batman movies that have been made over the years, but the TV show had some humor; one week there was a 3-foot Martian on the loose in Gotham City, and Robin blurts out ?Holy interplanetary yardstick, Batman!!!? Good stuff.
? Billions? Showtime series about a hedge fund manager who pushes the boundaries of the law while his marriage falls apart. His arch-enemy is a prosecutor in NYC who is into S&M and his wife is his dominatrix? the wife is also the psychiatrist for the hedge fund manager?s company.
Small world. This show is really well-written- the next season will probably run after football season.
Trivia: Paul Giamatti plays the prosecutor; he is the son of former baseball commissioner Bart Giamatti. I suggested a cameo role for Pete Rose, but so far, that hasn?t happened.
? CSI? I spent a good chunk of my work career searching fingerprints and working for the NY State Division of Criminal Justice, so I enjoyed all the CSI shows, but especially the one set in Las Vegas? the actors seemed to have a chemistry working together.
One of my weirder ideas (a teacher friend of mine scoffed at this) is that CSI should be taught to all high school kids, so they realize how difficult it is to get away with crimes, so maybe there would be fewer crimes. What could it hurt?
? Green Acres? As a kid, I spent lot of hours watching Green Acres re-runs; my dad would walk into the room, say ?Why the hell are you watching that??, but within five minutes, he?d be sitting there laughing harder than me and would leave the room before my mother came in and saw the both of us laughing. She wasn?t a big fan of Hank Kimball or Arnold Ziffel.
? Law and Order? 20 years, 456 episodes, a great launching point for lot of acting careers, not to mention the spinoff shows that branched off this original show.
Take Billions; there are 32 actors who have appeared in 12+ episodes of Billons; 14 of those 32 actors appeared in at least one episode of Law and Order, and two others were in Law and Order SVU, and that doesn?t count Eric Bogosian, who was in Law and Order: Criminal Intent for 61 episodes, but was only in 10 episodes of Billions (so far).
? Magnum PI? I?ve never been to Hawai?i, but if I ever went, would like to visit Robin Masters? estate; I?m told you can visit there, it is kind of a museum or something.
One of the best episodes was when Frank Sinatra played a retired New York City cop whose granddaughter was murdered? this was near the end of both the series and Sinatra?s career.
The overriding themes of the show were that great friends will do all kinds of stuff for each other, and if you?re really good looking and drive a Ferrari, women will like you ��
? M*A*S*H? Years later, after watching re-runs of this show on our local channel 10 and the Boston channel for hours at a time, it dawned on me that this was actually a very sad show, with humor/jokes masking the grotesque sadness of wartime Korea.
The McLean Stevenson episodes were the best; he was Colonel Henry Blake for the first 75 episodes, and a lot of them were classics, just funny as hell.
? Mr Ed? This show ran on network TV from 1961-66, so I never saw it until the re-runs came on at 4:30 weekdays on a local channel in the early 70?s. Mr Ed was a talking horse, but he only talked to Wilbur Post, an architect who worked at home but never actually seemed to work.
Mr Ed was a big Dodger fan; his favorite player was OF Willie Davis. In one episode, the horse takes batting practice against Sandy Koufax, and hits a ball off the wall at Dodger Stadium, with the bat held in his mouth. A fun show, not necessarily a realistic one.
? Odd Couple? As a kid, Oscar Madison was one of my heroes; a sportswriter who always spilled food on his clothes but was a good natured guy who somehow dated a doctor or one of the Pidgeon sisters.
To this day when I see my cousin?s husband, we recite lines from Odd Couple episodes; when they owned a greyhound racing dog , or appeared on Password (a game show), or when Oscar dated a princess from some obscure European country ?You bought her a salty pretzel; oh, boy!!!? Great stuff.
? Ray Donovan? The most violent program on this list; just about everybody on this Showtime series that isn?t related to the Donovans eventually winds up dead.
Ray Donovan is a fixer for rich people, but he can?t fix his own family; his wife passes away from cancer, and the last time we saw him, he was still struggling with that.
Live Schreber plays Ray, Jon Voight plays his father (a genuine creep); they?ve had guest stars like Susan Sarandon, James Woods, Wendell Pierce, Hank Azaria. Alan Alda, C Thomas Howell.
Very good show but also very violent.
? Suits? This show is winding down its last season on USA Network; it is about a law firm that hired a young guy with a photographic memory who had one small problem? he is a college dropout who never went to law school, but he gets paid to take bar exams for other people.
The show had to change directions because one of the actresses (Meghan Markle) moved to England after she married Prince Harry in real life. Her character was married to Mike (the fraudulent lawyer) so they got written out of the last couple years of the show.
? West Wing? Martin Sheen plays the President in this show; his cabinet included Rob Lowe, Allison Janney, Richard Schiff, John Spencer? great cast.
Actor Duke Hill was in both West Wing and Suits; Mary Louise Parker was in this and is also in Billions. Alan Alda was in this, Ray Donovan and of course, M*A*S*H
Jimmy Smits, Mary MacCormack, Tim Matheson, Gary Cole, just a ton of excellent actors.
In one episode, President Bartlet has to throw out the first pitch at an Orioles? game, but he never played ball, so one of his aides has to teach him how to throw a baseball in a hallway in the White House, where an errant toss breaks an expensive vase.
? White Shadow? Ken Howard plays a washed-up NBA player who becomes a high school basketball coach in Los Angeles. Show only lasted three years, because well, high school kids graduate so they would?ve had to turn most of the cast over every other year.
The basketball scenes were really well-done; Gwyneth Paltrow?s father was the creator of the show. Lot of the issues they tackled in this show were issues that real high school in the inner city had to deal with. Ken Howard was great as Coach Reeves; he wasn?t some all-knowing guy; he had flaws but he fought for his kids and they respected him for it (most of the time).
