Colon Cleansing

[Padre]

i am looking for link now for it.

but u just used natural water fresh lemonades and grade A maple syrup and cheyyene pepper.

the maple syrup is the (energy) and the pepper cleans colon. lemons are just for taste and to neutralize the pepper.

 

[fattymanboobs]

Thanks for the feedback guys, have I started a schittstorm???

Geno, yes that was one of many, was figuring it was probably too good to be true. Guess I will try the seasalt thing or the lemonade, maybe some Taco Bell???

 

[Padre]

Here it is guys , i really dont believe in crap like this, (NO pun intended) but like i said this worked , the first 2 days were HELL.

U would smell food and crave it like mad, but u need to be strong and fight on through it, around 4th day i actually didnt want food.

BTW u never fell hungry, u simply smell and crave food , u never have pains, or crawls in the stomach. u simply want to eat becuase u know how good it tastes.

http://healthandlight.com/TheMasterCleanse.pdf#search='the%20master%20cleanse'

 

[Padre]

http://healthandlight.com/TheMasterCleanse.pdf#search='the%20master%20cleanse'

 

[Padre]

copy and paste it boys, it didnt make it a link

 

[Padre]

BTW fattymanboobs,

u give this thing a go, about a week later

u lose the fatty

and the boobs

u will just be the Man :142smilie

 

[fattymanboobs]

Thanks Padre!

Thanks Padre!

But no amount of colon cleansing will get rid of my man boobs

 

[Padre]

Looks like u have a pretty good hand on them now , i mean tape.


One more thing, and please and i do mean please no jokes, hell i was even embarrassed to disclose this to my best of friends, the ones that were going to do this Master Cleanse.

But i had a little problem, south end of business, that i had gone to doctors to get (rectified), and for months 6 to 8 of them, nothing seem to work , in fact the problem became worst.

well i thought after 4 doctors visits that i would give this thing a go, along with my friends , figured could not hurt. Except i would have to give up the food and BEER for a week, but what the hell i will do it.


a week of the fast, lemonade and all, a week after that my little problem was gone. So maybe there can be something to this, and no the medication doctors had given me to fix this issue was to correct it immediately, and i had stopped using it after 1 month, so my health concern was "cured" by this little cleanse , IMO.

Food for thought folks, and please no jokes. :nono:

 

[fattymanboobs]

Padre, I agree with everything you have said and find it very interesting. Did your results come close to those pics we saw and the pics on various web sites? Not trying to be gross, but fascinated in the results so to speak. Maybe a lot of your problems were related to your diet or lifestyle? I dont eat well at all, always on the road and too lazy to pack a good lunch. No jokes from this end, and I appreciate you sharing!!!

 

[Sun Tzu]

Ironically I started this a few days ago. I never really had any problems at all but figured wtf maybe it would make me feel better and couldnt hurt. 4 days in and I can say I havent noticed any difference at all in anything - no extra toilet runs or anything. Maybe a smidge more caca when I do go but not the sort of thing I expected. So could be its useless....could be that I was pretty cleaned out to begin with...just dont know yet.

 

[Padre]

Sun Tsu , did u start this "lemonade Diet" or something else.

If u didnt notice any changes, then maybe ur daily diet is perfect, because trust me at least u notice a great deal of weight lose.

One of my friends that did this was major health nut, he also lost a few pounds.





Fattymanboobs, no i didnt have anything near what u see in the photos, just more of the diarrhea variety, but like i said it fixed my problems that i had in that region.

And to let u know , i am the poster child for all the Carls Jr commericals, i eat terrible, if it wasnt cooked with a pound of grease i probably wont eat it. but after my first "cleanse" i have started to eat better.

 

[Padre]

BTW

Has anyone at least read the post i put up, The Master Cleanse?

 

[Sun Tzu]

no....just the cleansing supplements....the lemonade thing would kill me....I am the skinniest looking 6'2" 202 lbs you have ever seen.....

 

[Captain Crunch]

On the 3rd and every 3rd day the diet calls for a salt water flush. 2 quarts of luke warm(Cold does not dilute the salt very well) salt water. trust me made me cry gaging it down(ohh by the way, u need to get it all down in 15 mins) so u literally gag it down, hard to drink.

One thing to remember is "iodized salt" will not work for this. Must be plain, unrefined salt or sea salt. The salt water has the same specific gravity as the blood, hence the kidneys cannot pick up the water and the blood cannot pick up the salt.

 

[Padre]

U right CCrunch,

I could not remember exactly the right salt, but i do remember how damn hard it was to get down,

i swear i would be absolute shit on Fear factor, my gag reflex is terrible, but i did get it down, and trust me, it came out as fast as it went down. :scared

 

[Mjolnir]

BTW

Has anyone at least read the post i put up, The Master Cleanse?

i will read it later. it was 30 pages just to get a recipe. i'll give it a shot.

 

[ajoytoy]

The Master Cleanse is good if you have the willpower...a key is to get good grade Maple Syrup....you also have to weed yourself back onto food after you are done as to not put a shock to your system

congrats on donig it Padre...I have yet to try it, but our front desk assistant does it 4 times a year for 2 week spans

 

[The Judge]

:tmi:

 

[MadJack]

:tmi:

:142smilie

 

[Mjolnir]

how much salt do i put in the quart of warm water?