Colonoscopies........Funny

escarzamd

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Just a friendly reminder for those of you on the Champion's Tour.......

Hope it brings back some fond memories and kicks you in the backside to go get that long overdue procedure......don't screw around. If you're squeamish about the romance, then get your PMD to give you some cards and just test the poop for occult blood.....please. The world's already dumbed down enough........we need the the sharper ones around to even it out.

mooooooon river.......wider than a ....... JK:SIB :SIB
 

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Just a friendly reminder for those of you on the Champion's Tour.......

Hope it brings back some fond memories and kicks you in the backside to go get that long overdue procedure......don't screw around. If you're squeamish about the romance, then get your PMD to give you some cards and just test the poop for occult blood.....please. The world's already dumbed down enough........we need the the sharper ones around to even it out.

mooooooon river.......wider than a ....... JK:SIB :SIB

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you forgot the part that states that this is a public service message from madjacksports....:142smilie
 
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escarzamd

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it does sound like I'm selling something

"The author certifies that he has no financial or other such relationships that constitutue an incentive or conflict of interest related to this thread"

......and I don't do them for fun either!!


This has been a public service announcement, with a little bit of flair..........brought to you by Beckman-Coulter (since we make the cards), Metamucil, Charmin, and madjacksports......:SIB
 

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:mj07:

it does sound like I'm selling something

"The author certifies that he has no financial or other such relationships that constitutue an incentive or conflict of interest related to this thread"

......and I don't do them for fun either!!


This has been a public service announcement, with a little bit of flair..........brought to you by Beckman-Coulter (since we make the cards), Metamucil, Charmin, and madjacksports......:SIB

that's better...:142smilie

seriously though people are foolish not to get it done when they are supposed to...i've had 2 so far over the years & they're not too bad...the anticipation is worse than the actual procedure..
 

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The modern fiber-optic colonoscopy is far better than the stainless-steel proctoscope.
Endoscope.summ.jpg


Imagine being 18 years-old and wide awake, on all fours on an elevated table. All I could think about was what permanent damage could be caused if I fell and that thing went straight up through all the coils of my bowel. Trust me, after that, it takes a lot to phase me and I don't have a lot of patience for the wussy boys who keep putting it off! :nono:

P.S. Morris, where did you find my graduation photo??
 

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The modern fiber-optic colonoscopy is far better than the stainless-steel proctoscope.
Endoscope.summ.jpg


Imagine being 18 years-old and wide awake, on all fours on an elevated table. All I could think about was what permanent damage could be caused if I fell and that thing went straight up through all the coils of my bowel. Trust me, after that, it takes a lot to phase me and I don't have a lot of patience for the wussy boys who keep putting it off! :nono:

P.S. Morris, where did you find my graduation photo??

:mj07: You know you just postponed it another 2 years for Jack!
 
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