Cops pull over and ticket 26 bicyclists at once for running a stop sign.

fatdaddycool

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All cyclists and non-motorized vehicles should be restricted to all the fucking trails everywhere. It would solve several problems and keep the fuckers off the side of my roads. If they all have to ride the trails, not only will it keep the muggers and rapists off the street because now they have somewhere to hang out, but it would hopefully keep the bugs closer to those fucking sewage ditches they try to pass of as creeks that always run along the side of them.
 

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....and keep the fuckers off the side of my roads.....

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LOL - what the hell is that deer doing in there?

How is it that's the first thing I noticed too?

Reindeer :shrug:

That's where the expression "Deer in the headlights" came from............:0003

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Yep.

And the deer's nose will be red when he hits the ground so his name will be Rudolph!


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Now that I look at it more the deer appears to be hung up on the wires.


:SIB



It's a dog, you dumbasses!
 

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Motorists are far more smug and commit way more douchebaggery towards cyclists/runners that the other way around.

The majority of my knowledge is with runners, but for this thread, I'm lumping runners and cyclists together.

I always get over as far as I can and often run in the grass to make way for the cages especially in a busy area. I also run defensively bc of all the shitty drivers who don't pay attention.

I have been hit I think 3 times while running and had many close calls; only one of them was hard enough to hurt, and all were bc of driver inattention or drivers trying to get ahead of me or turn in front of me bc they are so impatient. I might have even retaliated as well a couple of times :0003
 

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Motorists are far more smug and commit way more douchebaggery towards cyclists/runners that the other way around.

This is just flat out wrong. More important than the actual running/cycling to these assholes is pushing their agenda.

I can't tell you how many times one of these knuckle draggers has moved FURTHER INTO THE LANE just to make their point. I remember thinking that yes, it would be breaking the law for me to run your stupid ass over, BUT IT'S STILL GOING TO HURT YOU DUMFUCK.

Runners/cyclists should stay off the fucking roads. Roads were built with cars in mind, not idiots. I'm on the road because I need to get somewhere and that somewhere is not waiting behind you in your ridiculous spandex shorty shorts as you wander out in the road because you can.
 
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Runners/cyclists should stay off the fucking roads.

It's a big problem here. Big problem. And they go right down the middle like they own the road. I usually try to pass them real close to give them a scare. When I look back they are usually shaking their head. I'm gonna try and have tried hitting them with by side view mirror. Haven't actually done it yet but it's coming.

STAY OFF THE FUCKING ROAD!
 

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It's a big problem here. Big problem. And they go right down the middle like they own the road. I usually try to pass them real close to give them a scare. When I look back they are usually shaking their head. I'm gonna try and have tried hitting them with by side view mirror. Haven't actually done it yet but it's coming.

STAY OFF THE FUCKING ROAD!

That's a pretty solid idea.
 
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