Cures for Hiccups

Clem D

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These pesky muthas can ruin the perfect drinking binge. Most rookies would put the beer down, but Im trying to battle through.

Any suggestions?
 

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chug down a tall boy and burp it out :D
 

Clem D

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Funny thing is that is how I got them. Drinking beer out of bottle gets me every time. It's bizzarre. Dumbass me forgets like once a year and it happens evertime. Cans or poured in a glass from now on I sware.

But what the hell I chug a tall boy and burp. Got nothing to lose..
 

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Don't know why, but this works for me.

Put a straw in a clear glass. Viewed at an angle, the straw doesn't appear as a straight line anymore. Put in on the edge of the table and sit on the floor. Hold your chin as high up as you can and hold your breath as long as you can while staring at the straw. Gulp if you have to between breaths as to not hiccup. After 3 minutes your hiccups will be gone! No joke!!!!

Let me know!!!!
 

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TJBELL said:
Don't know why, but this works for me.

Put a straw in a clear glass. Viewed at an angle, the straw doesn't appear as a straight line anymore. Put in on the edge of the table and sit on the floor. Hold your chin as high up as you can and hold your breath as long as you can while staring at the straw. Gulp if you have to between breaths as to not hiccup. After 3 minutes your hiccups will be gone! No joke!!!!

Let me know!!!!

You forgot

hop on one leg and rub your belly while drinking

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have heard that stroking the side of your neck on both sides from the top to the bottom and from back to front can cure it for some people

gl getting rid of em
 

Clem D

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Ok theyre Gone. The cow was upstairs in the shower so I snuck in and yanked the curtain open and scared them out of me.
 
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Ok theyre Gone. The cow was upstairs in the shower so I snuck in and yanked the curtain open and scared them out of me.

I was going to say let the cow sit on your face. Sure cure. If the suffocation didn't cure you the smell would. :142lmao:
 

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You are not going to like this Clem, but eat that hefers pussy. It works for me every time. I am not sure if it is the fact that I am wearing swimmers nose plugs or if it is just the nasty stench from that box, but whatever it is, it works. Luckily I don't get the hiccups very often.
 

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Z-Town Posse said:
You are not going to like this Clem, but eat that hefers pussy. It works for me every time. I am not sure if it is the fact that I am wearing swimmers nose plugs or if it is just the nasty stench from that box, but whatever it is, it works. Luckily I don't get the hiccups very often.
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I just pissed myself.


that was a good one. :142lmao: :142lmao:
 
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