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Morris

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Dear Jack,

Took a nap this afternoon and had a dream that the Ravens kicked Miami's ass.

Just about have the house paid off and thinking about risking it all.

What do you think?
 

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Dear Jack,

Took a nap this afternoon and had a dream that the Ravens kicked Miami's ass.

Just about have the house paid off and thinking about risking it all.

What do you think?
Dear Morris,

Please get help as soon as you can! GA can save you, just give them a chance. ;)

Jack
 

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Dear Jack,

My nieghbor seems to throw an excessive amount of salt down on the sidewalk whenever we get snow or ice. My dog is somewhat of a puzzy and her paws seem to hurt after she walks on this. With this winter storm approaching, do you have any advice? :SIB
 

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Dear Jack,

My nieghbor seems to throw an excessive amount of salt down on the sidewalk whenever we get snow or ice. My dog is somewhat of a puzzy and her paws seem to hurt after she walks on this. With this winter storm approaching, do you have any advice? :SIB

Dear Mr Shadow,

yeah, either walk your dog in the other direction or move the hell out of Boston, the russians are coming.

Jack
 

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I have noticed that the Dear Jack column has a almost eddie haskell like quick witted scarcasm
to it.

it fits Jacks sense of humor

I was hoping that kosar would post a Dear Jack
quesiton.
 

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Dear Jack

when are you going to take this guy :com:

out of the easy menu list and install


this one :0corn


Is the technology beyond madjacks expertise.

I need a answer.

the popcorn guy would be a huge success, but right now its a pain in the ars to go find him.

that blue fawker never gets used.

Its simple advertising economics

thanks

PS Christ I hate groveling in the dirt
 
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Dear Jack

when are you going to take this guy :com:

out of the easy menu list and install


this one :0corn


Is the technology beyond madjacks expertise.

I need a answer.

the popcorn guy would be a huge success, but right now its a pain in the ars to go find him.


You see AU1970 this is how you work your way into the clic. I always thought of myself as an outsider never to be excepted by those that I admire so much. That is when I started thinking of popcorn man. I knew if I brought him to this board that he would be a huge hit and by virtue I would have "made it". Yes it may be sad to live vicariously through a popcorn smiley, but it has kept me from asking to have my account cancelled. Jack please grant scott's wish and give others the opportunity to expeirence popcorn man while allowing me to validate my "spot" at madjacks.

I know it is self indulgent, but it makes me feel so warm inside!!!:0corn :0corn :0corn
 

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Dear Jack

when are you going to take this guy :com:

out of the easy menu list and install


this one :0corn


Is the technology beyond madjacks expertise.

I need a answer.

the popcorn guy would be a huge success, but right now its a pain in the ars to go find him.

that blue fawker never gets used.

Its simple advertising economics

thanks

PS Christ I hate groveling in the dirt

Mr Scott-Atlanta,

I'll see what I can do next week as I'm taking the weekend off. :com:

Jack
 

MadJack

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You see AU1970 this is how you work your way into the clic. I always thought of myself as an outsider never to be excepted by those that I admire so much. That is when I started thinking of popcorn man. I knew if I brought him to this board that he would be a huge hit and by virtue I would have "made it". Yes it may be sad to live vicariously through a popcorn smiley, but it has kept me from asking to have my account cancelled. Jack please grant scott's wish and give others the opportunity to expeirence popcorn man while allowing me to validate my "spot" at madjacks.

I know it is self indulgent, but it makes me feel so warm inside!!!:0corn :0corn :0corn

Mr UGA.

I'll get on it first thing Monday since your post makes it a multiple request and I do everything I can to please our readers.

Jack
 

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Dear Jack,

When I look at porn sometimes my penis becomes erect .:shrug: What should I do about this?:mj07:
Mr Boilermaker,

I recommend the erection eliminator ;)

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Jack
 

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Dear Jack,

As Founder and acting President (Till our 1st meet and vote) of the Non-Click Group, is it wise for click members and non-click member to interact??

Your Friend (Down on the list),

SA
 

MadJack

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Dear Jack,

As Founder and acting President (Till our 1st meet and vote) of the Non-Click Group, is it wise for click members and non-click member to interact??

Your Friend (Down on the list),

SA
Dear Mr. Sportsaholic,

You're the president so you can make your own rules. :SIB

Jack
 

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Dear Jack,
My wife is refusing to shovel the snow tomorrow morning. Hell it hasn't even started yet and I told her she didn't have to go out before 4AM.

Hgat to do?
 

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Dear Jack,
My wife is refusing to shovel the snow tomorrow morning. Hell it hasn't even started yet and I told her she didn't have to go out before 4AM.

Hgat to do?
Dear Mr. Morris,

It's simple, my man. She shovels the snow or you quit putting out for her. In time, she'll come around. ;)

Jack
 

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I tried that with my wife a couple of years ago... I really think it's starting to work...
 

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Dear Jack,

is there any possiblity one of these die-hard, (ahem) , ravens fans will be replacing Bill next season?

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