Dell Dude Presents - Real Men Of GOP Genius

[Dell Dude]

Today I salute you, Mister Quack Cat Killer SEC Swindling Pencil Neck Geek Senate Majority Leader. Dressed in a polyester blue suit and tie paid for with PAC contributions from the 700 Club, you yield to no distinguished gentlemen on the Senate floor because there are none. Banning flag burning. Passing prisoner torturing. Protecting fetuses. Unprotecting mentally ill death row inmates. Impeaching Democrat Presidents who lie about sex. Re-electing Republican Presidents who lie about war. At least no one can accuse you of being a flip flopper oh great Filibustering Frisky. You still hold the Senate record for an insomnia insanity time of 187 straight hours of empty speech mumbo jumbo and not one coherent sentence. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light and root on this suicide parlay you naughty little politician from the great state of Tennessee. Watching you blow hard and often will always make C-Span the best reality show on television.

Carib - Where it Pays to Play!

Chargers vs Ravens (Week 4) Chargers -2.5
Saints vs Panthers (Week 4) Saints +7
Cardinals vs Falcons (Week 4) Cardinals +7
Patriots vs Bengals (Week 4) Patriots +5.5
Browns vs Raiders (Week 4) Raiders +3 -125
Seahawks vs Bears (NBC) (Week 4) Seahawks +3 +105
Jaguars vs Redskins (Week 4) Redskins +3 -125
Cowboys vs Titans (Week 4) Titans +9.5

$70.00 to win $11,720.44

 

[Eternal]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

That is so dead on with the bud light commercials...........hilarious......

Good luck on your parlay, but I don't think it has any way of winning....especially with 7 out of the 8 being dogs...

 

[Dell Dude]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

That is so dead on with the bud light commercials...........hilarious......

Good luck on your parlay, but I don't think it has any way of winning....especially with 7 out of the 8 being dogs...

And one cat killer! If this somehow does win, Frist gets another parlay deadication and this one for six figures. May call that one in personally. :SIB

 

[The Sponge]

Cat killer is nothing to what he put in the patriot act to get him out of real trouble. He ripped off a lot of families by putting this poison pill in the patriot act.

 

[The Judge]

Very nicely done, Dell Dude.

 

[MadJack]

DD, i have a feeling you are due so played your parlay as well. good luck!!

Ticket #19765052Bet placed by:ONLINE -1on:10/01/2006@07:26 AMPARLAY (8 TEAMS)Risking:100 To Win:17764 ON:10/01/2006@10:00 AM [403] SAN DIEGO -1?-110 - NFL
ON:10/01/2006@10:00 AM [408] TENNESSEE +9?-110 - NFL
ON:10/01/2006@10:00 AM [411] NEW ORLEANS +7-110 - NFL
ON:10/01/2006@10:00 AM [413] ARIZONA +7-110 - NFL
ON:10/01/2006@01:15 PM [419] NEW ENGLAND +6-110 - NFL
ON:10/01/2006@01:15 PM [422] WASHINGTON +3-125 - NFL
ON:10/01/2006@01:15 PM [424] OAKLAND +2?-110 - NFL
ON:10/01/2006@05:15 PM [425] SEATTLE +3+105 - NFL

 

[freelancc]

i have a feeling (8 TEAMS)Risking:100 To Win:17764 ON:10/01/2006@10:00 AM [403] SAN DIEGO -1?-110 - NFL

..:SIB..

 

[MadJack]

..:SIB..

don't worry, i'm still rooting for the ravens today, FOR SURE! it would be a nice bonus if they lost and the parlay hit though.

heading out to the sportsbar at 1250 for the big game today. hot wings, beer and ravens football. what more could i ask for on a nice october sunday

 

[MadJack]

i was even a good hubby/homeowner this morning and planted 12 bushes the wife brought home a few days ago.

GO RAVENS!! :mj06:

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

i was even a good hubby/homeowner this morning and planted 12 bushes the wife brought home a few days ago.

:nono:

Oh, your one of those. That's how you ruin it for the rest of us.

 

[AR182]

i was even a good hubby/homeowner this morning and planted 12 bushes the wife brought home a few days ago.

:mj06:

jack....do you make housecalls...i need some work in my yard also...lol

 

[kosar]

i was even a good hubby/homeowner this morning and planted 12 bushes the wife brought home a few days ago.

Ridiculous. :nooo:

 

[MadJack]

actually i exagerated a little :mj1:

i did dig the 12 holes. UGH!

i wheeled the 4 bags of topsoil and the mulch over, she planted them and i watered them.

i had to take the 100' hose off the back spigot (had to get pliers to get it off) and then take it around to the front (needed the pliers to get it on) and untangle the damn thing

horrible experience.

sorry for messing your thread, DD. :mj07:

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

i did dig the 12 holes. UGH!

you can use the holes to bury the ravens offense and Brian Billick in them. they are going to need body bags after today.

 

[Dell Dude]

DD, i have a feeling you are due so played your parlay as well. good luck!!

I've been due for 12 years. :em38:

 

[Dell Dude]

sorry for messing your thread, DD. :mj07:

No problem. I've done it to 100's of other threads. Unless I run the tables, this thread is done anyways. I will just take a 5-0 in the Carib contest and be more than satisfied. This was intended to be a walkoff $100,000 anyway. If I win, I will actually be dissapointed. But I want be dissapointed like that!

 

[Dell Dude]

Bolts and Aints most important. Those are Carib. Cards and Titans garbage time...

 

[Dell Dude]

If I win this I am going to call Frisky's office and ask if he wants a $100 Carib buddy transfer for helping me win 11 dimes..

:fit01:

 

[Dell Dude]

How 'bout dem Cowboys.

:stfu:

 

[Dell Dude]

I've been due for 12 years. :em38:

Check that: 12 years and one week.