Do any of you here get manicures and/or pedicures

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Skulnik said:
Two Amish women are harvesting potatoes. One of the women has two potatoes in her hands. She looks at the other woman and says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's testicles."

The other woman asks, "Are his testicles that big?"

"No," she says with a sigh. "They're that dirty."
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When Fox News announced that Megyn Kelly was going to be moving from daytime to primetime, it did not specify what hour she would be taking over.

According to a "flash" from Matt Drudge on Thursday, that hour is 9 PM ? which is better-known as the time when Sean Hannity's show airs.

Drudge cited anonymous "top sources" in his report, and said that the announcement would be made later in August
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hedge

now if they will kick Rush off radio everything
will be good.

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THE KOD said:
When Fox News announced that Megyn Kelly was going to be moving from daytime to primetime, it did not specify what hour she would be taking over.

According to a "flash" from Matt Drudge on Thursday, that hour is 9 PM ? which is better-known as the time when Sean Hannity's show airs.

Drudge cited anonymous "top sources" in his report, and said that the announcement would be made later in August
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hedge

now if they will kick Rush off radio everything
will be good.

:0008
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don't get me started, check politics, Raymond asked me to post something for you :0074
 
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basically I hit rock bottom about a year ago after I had a stripper to my house and she wanted way more than I wanted to pay for a little fun, I made her leave, she threatened me when she left and it scared the shit out of me. I continued to do bad things til the end of the year, go to strip clubs, driving drunk, hanging out with the wrong type people, I was lonely all I did was crave attention. At the beginning of this year I quit drinking as much and got back on the road to happiness, I have dropped a few lbs, met a girl on match.com in late January and we are still going out and its a very healthy relationship not even one argument in 7 months, all she wants to do is make me happy...I am finally happy with my life again. My friends and family have noticed the new me too. I have made some enemies here for no reason and I am trying to make amends. :0008
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We ALL know the fucking story.

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Simonsays said:
I grew up Mormon, but haven't been to church in years.. and have no religious beliefs anymore. Why do you ask?
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My Armenian grand parents were shanghaied from Ellis Island in the early 1900's by Mormons and taken to Salt lake City where they were converted to Mormonism. I was brought up Mormon until 1971 when I had myself excommunicated from the Church.
 
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My Armenian grand parents were shanghaied from Ellis Island in the early 1900's by Mormons and taken to Salt lake City where they were converted to Mormonism. I was brought up Mormon until 1971 when I had myself excommunicated from the Church.
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I like where yo' heads at. Mormons be crazy
 
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Simonsays said:
What's your problem buddy? Is madjacks your place to take out your frustrations in life from your clearly abused, bullied, and neglected childhood? Getcho' self a hug and some Zoloft. Worked wonders on me. Cheers
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Tramp is an angry black man with a chip on his shoulder. Lots of tough guy's on here behind the keyboard.

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Simonsays said:
What's your problem buddy? Is madjacks your place to take out your frustrations in life from your clearly abused, bullied, and neglected childhood? Getcho' self a hug and some Zoloft. Worked wonders on me. Cheers
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When you lose it on a joke that isn't funny. I see issues. Maybe you need a pedicure too?
 
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Simonsays said:
Or maybe even a manicure
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If that's you Simon than congrats, you are a pretty girl.

I do, however, reserve the right to change my mind if you have some abnormally large hail damaged thighs or some bullshit, but I am thinking we are all right there.

I went ahead a PM'ed you my cell number just in case............. just don't tell Kellyindallas :0008


Hope this helps,
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If that's you Simon than congrats, you are a pretty girl.

I do, however, reserve the right to change my mind if you have some abnormally large hail damaged thighs or some bullshit, but I am thinking we are all right there.

I went ahead a PM'ed you my cell number just in case............. just don't tell Kellyindallas :0008


Hope this helps,
FDC
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Definite Hottie she is

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fatdaddycool said:
If that's you Simon than congrats, you are a pretty girl.

I do, however, reserve the right to change my mind if you have some abnormally large hail damaged thighs or some bullshit, but I am thinking we are all right there.

I went ahead a PM'ed you my cell number just in case............. just don't tell Kellyindallas :0008


Hope this helps,
FDC
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Right reserved indeed!
Thanks for the compliment, FDC- glad there are decent madjackers 'round here rather than the slanderous madjokers underfoot (pun intended.)
Kellyindallas is a lucky young lady, eh?
Cheers, mate
 
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