Do you use your car horn for anything?

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I use mine when other drivers are idiots or aren't paying attention IF I'm in a hurry.

Jack, you need your own personal horn in Las Vegas for those Asian women that just bull right through you like you aren't there. That's such funny shit. Jack says, "Christ! Why am I always supposed to move over?"
 

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Yep

Yep

I honk at other people with it. Also, if they happen to look at me and they fucked up it's usually followed by the middle finger and a nasty stare.

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So, you're sitting behind a soccer mom who is texting at a red light. The light turns green she doesn't move, still texting, and you sit there and wait when you could honk your horn and get her to move?




That's cool.


That's the rare exception. Instead of a BEEEEEEEP, she'll get a bee. You know, where you quickly slap your horn just to get it to make a quick sound.

:0008

Oh, and just a couple days ago leaving Sams Club I was putting the cart in the cart thingy, and on the way back to the car, where my wife was waiting, an old man was walking by the front of the car. I hit the horn button on my remote and blasted the guy so the guy would think my wife did it.

That was fun :mj07::mj07:
 

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I use mine when other drivers are idiots or aren't paying attention IF I'm in a hurry.

Jack, you need your own personal horn in Las Vegas for those Asian women that just bull right through you like you aren't there. That's such funny shit. Jack says, "Christ! Why am I always supposed to move over?"

Right! I don't understand. No matter where I walk the people walking towards me never move and if I don't move we collide. Why do *I* have to move?
 

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That's the rare exception. Instead of a BEEEEEEEP, she'll get a bee. You know, where you quickly slap your horn just to get it to make a quick sound.

:0008

Oh, and just a couple days ago leaving Sams Club I was putting the cart in the cart thingy, and on the way back to the car, where my wife was waiting, an old man was walking by the front of the car. I hit the horn button on my remote and blasted the guy so the guy would think my wife did it.

That was fun :mj07::mj07:


Hey Jack - here is how I use my horn in traffic.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/4KigFRmr8qM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>..
 

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Hey Jack - here is how I use my horn in traffic.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/4KigFRmr8qM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>..
:mj07:
 

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I walk a lot for exercise and just begin to notice how much people "wave" now instead of honking their horn. I'm not sure if the trend is common elsewhere :shrug:
 

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I rarely use the horn, If I honk at you that means you really fucked up and usually get the middle finger as well :gf:
 

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I use my horn as an announcement of my arrival at other people's houses and it also implies that I am waiting on that person to come out to the car.

Sometimes I have to announce my arrival more than once

beep beep motherfucker
 
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