does this lady want my beef stick?

[*EDDIE MUSH*]

you boys are kicking a brother why he is down.......i am still getting the shit taste out of my mouth, and all you can do is talk about which character i am posing as, or whatever. have a little compassion and pass the tick tacks

 

[THE POSTMAN!]

at least you weren't tossing her salad , when she farted. :flush:

 

[*EDDIE MUSH*]

a little something on tossing salad that we all should know. this is common sense. in case you havent heard, putting your tongue on a place where shit flows freely, is never a good option. a woman that enjoys having her arsehole played with is not someone i want to hang around.

stay away from the arse.....there are too many other things to enjoy.

 

[White Shadow]

I always say--if it smells like fish, eat all you wish!
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

Let me add to this fine poem.....if it tastes like ass, i gotta pass.

 

[RAYMOND]

Let me add to this fine poem.....if it tastes like ass, i gotta pass.

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[Drew]

Dude,

It sounds like your little plan to get some arse blew up in your face.

At least you got your nut on (or off)

 

[bsucards]

Definition: vart :.

vart (v?rt)
1. (n.) A discharge of gas from the female private area.


:em38: kurby kurby kurby :142crying

somereason I knew you would have the definition for us to enjoy even more

 

[Agent 0659]

 

[bsucards]

see now if you would've hitter in the shitter with the one-eyed critter ... the hole would have plugged, therefore, averting this disaster.

Sorry couldn't pass over this fine piece of worker :clap: :clap: :142hump: :142hump: :142hump:

 

[RexBudler]

and i will guess that Rex sees this person on a regular basis. (like every time he passes a mirror)

(basing this guess on the fact that neither of them uses the apostrophe key)

Not me

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Dude,

It sounds like your little plan to get some arse blew up in your face.

At least you got your nut on (or off)

thats some funny sh!t drew

 

[wareagle]

any new updates Eddie???

 

[Clem D]

LOL.. Very funny stuff.


Downright Inspirational

 

[skulldog]

Very funny shit

 

[Blitz]

How the hell did I miss this thread... too funny...

:mj07: :mj07: :142lmao: :142lmao: :lol2 :lol2 :chew: :chew: :142smilie

 

[cisco]

:mj07:

Facts on Farts

:mj07:

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

 

[cisco]

Baby farting video

http://www.sillyhumor.com/babyfart/

 

[Woodson]

Expression something like this?

http://media.hamncheez.com/viewer.php?id=14407

 

[Lightning]

Eddie Eddie Eddie ... what's going on? We need an update of how your encounters have been at work since the incident. Come on buddy ... we need closure.

 

[*EDDIE MUSH*]

im sorry boys........i dont know if i am ready to speak yet. i have had some "troubles" ever since the incident. i cant say i know what is going on. she quit her job 5 days ago and now i have a califlower patch growing in my pants....... i am not too worried about it.......this has happened before...i used some sort of spray on there, but i cant say it is helping much. i know this is too much information, but you wanted closure so there you go. this is a dirty dirty broad. now her phone numbr dont work.

on another note, i am putting my paycheck on the colts tonight, so if you want to make money, i suggest the rams.