does this lady want my beef stick?

Agent 0659

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*EDDIE MUSH* said:
i have a califlower patch growing in my pants.......
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*EDDIE MUSH* said:
im sorry boys........i dont know if i am ready to speak yet. i have had some "troubles" ever since the incident. i cant say i know what is going on. she quit her job 5 days ago and now i have a califlower patch growing in my pants....... i am not too worried about it.......this has happened before...i used some sort of spray on there, but i cant say it is helping much. i know this is too much information, but you wanted closure so there you go. this is a dirty dirty broad. now her phone numbr dont work.

on another note, i am putting my paycheck on the colts tonight, so if you want to make money, i suggest the rams.
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i wish i were joking guys.......the broad quits her job, her phone number doesnt work anymore, and now i have issues. seems pretty fair to me. i guess i picked the wrong one again, lol
 
trolln4walii

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Agent 0659 said:
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Your biggest problem was miscommunication when you went on the prowl....

What you heard was, "are you trying to get in my pants, boy?"

What she actually said was, "are you trying to get in my plants, boy?"

Get tougher when you're old, horny, and...can't hear :mj07:

(Eddie..if you really are hurting..sorry)
 
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trolln4walii said:
Your biggest problem was miscommunication when you went on the prowl....

What you heard was, "are you trying to get in my pants, boy?"

What she actually said was, "are you trying to get in my plants, boy?"

Get tougher when you're old, horny, and...can't hear :mj07:

(Eddie..if you really are hurting..sorry)
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:mj07:

She shit on his face, of course she quit her job :scared
 
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Wow... I have only been a member for a few weeks, but this story seems very... oh, whats the word... HILARIOUS. Truth or not, this is pure comedy. For all the stuff this guy went through, at least he put his whole check on the Colts and won that bet. I just wonder how much his check was.

And about the cauliflower in the pants, I hope he wears boxers, 'cause I could only imagine wearing tightie-whities with that "disorder".
 
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TOO DAMN FUNNY......i feel terrible if its real, but still.....too funny
 
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Wasnt around for this when it was first posted. But this has to be a made up story,,

1. would of fucked her the first time she patted me on the ass.

2. I never pleasure a woman with my tongue before I have fucked her once before.. Plain bad ediquette
 
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