Don Imus at it again
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Don't worry, I'm 0-0 in MLB this year. That's just a fancy way of saying undefeated.
Milwood is pitiful. I really didn't take it. I took that powerhouse from Pa (rl) who is playing the Yankees. If it only could keep raining.
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Is it myth or fact that caucassion women enjoy giving head? I was just pondering the thought since mythical black dicks are big........but doesnt the worlds BIGGEST dick belong to an ASIAN?
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Cop - Do you know why I pulled you over ?
Little mofo - Probably for no reason, I gots my rights.
Cop - Keep your hands on the steering wheel where I can see them.
Little Mofo - I know the drill honky cop
Cop - No need to get hostile, let me see your license, insurance card, and registration
Little Mofo - you know damn well I aint got none of that shit , you hasseling me. This is my mama's car. Why did you stop me anyway .
Cop - You have a headlight out and your brakes are bad.
Do you have any drugs or weapons in the vehicle ? Any bazookas., knives, or grenades ?
Little Mofo - your not going to arrest me for some weed ?
Cop - Step out and put your hands behind your back. Do you have any problem with me searching your vehicle.
Little Mofo - oh no you didnt , Don't make me play kick a honkys ass day.
Cop - If you continue to not cooperatre I will have to tase your little mofo ass. I don;t think you got 10,000 volts in kindercare.
Little Mofo - I want my phone call, I know my rights cracker. And you stay the fawk out of my trunk bitch ass.
Cop - 45 to base request backup assistance on 944 Monroe.
Dispatcher - What call is it ?
Cop - I got a little mofo down here that don't know how to respect the law. Also request k-9 and a ambulance.
Dispatcher - A Ambulance ?
Little Mofo - Yeh thats for when I kick both their asses .
Cop - you have the right to remain silent, nothing you say can be used against you in a court of law..
you have the right to a attorney, if you cannot afford a attorney , one will be appointed to you...
It really is a sad world we live in
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that`s right....scott confirmed the valididity of intelligent design by discovering that he was the one hole in the theory of evolution.....:rimshot
/thanks for the set-up,scottie
...........................................................that`s right....scott confirmed the valididity of intelligent design by discovering that he was the one hole in the theory of evolution.....:rimshot
/thanks for the set-up,scottie
gw
you been around a long time. You can go ahead and say things to kosar , but I think you know better than to get witty with me.
Fair warning.
Drools as he waits
:0corn :0corn :0corn
funk upon a time
in the days of the funkapus
the concept of specially-designed "afronauts"
capable of funkatizing galaxies
was first laid on man-child
but was later repossessed
and placed among the secrets of the pyramids
until a more positive attitude
towards this most sacred phenomenon,
clone funk,
could be acquired
(we want the funk, give up the funk)
there in these terrestrial projects
it would wait, along with its coinhabitants of kings and pharoahs
like sleeping beauties with a kiss
that would release them to multiply
in the image of the chosen one:
dr funkenstein.
and funk is its own reward.
may i frighten you?
in the days of the funkapus
the concept of specially-designed "afronauts"
capable of funkatizing galaxies
was first laid on man-child
but was later repossessed
and placed among the secrets of the pyramids
until a more positive attitude
towards this most sacred phenomenon,
clone funk,
could be acquired
(we want the funk, give up the funk)
there in these terrestrial projects
it would wait, along with its coinhabitants of kings and pharoahs
like sleeping beauties with a kiss
that would release them to multiply
in the image of the chosen one:
dr funkenstein.
and funk is its own reward.
may i frighten you?
