DRUG Test need help!!!!

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I am about to be offered a job tomorrow and it is contingent on me passing a drug test which I figure I will have to take this weekend. Not realizing I would have to take one I smoked during sopranos and maybe 1-2times the last 2 weeks before that. Does anybody have a way of passing the test? I know GNC sells stuff but anybody know what ones work or work at all.


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Ryan
 

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yes you can go to a tabbaco shop or nature store and they sell shampoo to wash you hair with and it will do the trick you have to tell them what you need it is out there and works also you can start drinking 8 glasses of water a day with 1/3 of a cup ov vinger in it and 3 tables spoons of lemon jucie incase they do the pee in a cup, you need to get the shampoo because chances are they will take a clip of hair piss test easy to beat like i told you and you should not have much built up thc in you if you are being honest, that would even come up but to be on safe side would do what i said, the sampoo is about 28 bucks, the other tates like hell and you will piss all day and night .
 

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I am looking to become a Network administrator for a midsize company. Right now I am a Technician so this would be a major stepup for me. I never even thought of drug testing when I started applying to jobs
 

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sounds good LOL I was just glad to hear you weren't applying to be a bus driver or something.............:D smoke away........

good luck Ryan ;)
 

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My brother used "gold seals". They are something you dilute with a gallon of water. They really work. He got them and his urine came back clean. I'm thinking it's just a cloaking device, so you will have to do it the same morning as the test. He used them a few different times and only one time he got caught because they put it under an ultra violet light. He said that the urine glows green under the light. So, I'm not exactly sure how safe it is, but if you really want the job....

Good Luck!
 

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ryson said:
i've seen it all now :rolleyes:

how did we ever get by without the internet? :shrug:

"passyourdrugtest.com" LMFAO!
 

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Mush-Try High Times mag website.They'll have a million products there.The golden seal and water and vinegar trick did not work for me after over 40 straight days of slurping those things combined.The high times product I bought worked great right away.Good luck and by the way the concerned civic minded needn't worry:I've never had a car (or schoolbus) accident or anything more than a series of cross-county speeding tickets in 33 years of driving (and puffing.)
 

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have someone clean piss in a jar,put it in a tiny plastic squirt bottle,then go get one of those 8 hour hand heatpacks..now this worked for me many times back in my younger years... 5 hrs before the test break the heatpack cause it will be to hot to use if u dont, put a rubber band around the heatpack and plastic bottle together and put it in your underwear... even if they go in with u they will stand behind u,pull down the front of your underwear and use the tiny squirt bottle and squirt it into ther tube.... this worked for me 1000 times.. BUT MAKE SURE THAT HEATPACK IS AT THE END OF ITS TIMER OR YOUR URIN WILL BE OVER TEMP.... safest way to go,all the other chit is very dangerous to go wrong... good luck,call me if u need bail...:D
 

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Trossi3389 said:
have someone clean piss in a jar,put it in a tiny plastic squirt bottle,then go get one of those 8 hour hand heatpacks..now this worked for me many times back in my younger years... 5 hrs before the test break the heatpack cause it will be to hot to use if u dont, put a rubber band around the heatpack and plastic bottle together and put it in your underwear... even if they go in with u they will stand behind u,pull down the front of your underwear and use the tiny squirt bottle and squirt it into ther tube.... this worked for me 1000 times.. BUT MAKE SURE THAT HEATPACK IS AT THE END OF ITS TIMER OR YOUR URIN WILL BE OVER TEMP.... safest way to go,all the other chit is very dangerous to go wrong... good luck,call me if u need bail...:D

" this worked for me 1000 times"

you've been piss tested **1000** times? jesus, who do/did you work for? that's really ridiculous! LMFAO! WOW! :142smilie

That's like, everyday for 3 years straight. how old are you? :D
 

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:lol: madjack,im telling u it works like a charm, im 33 buddy,about ten years ago i was put on 5 years probation,"DONT ASK" :look: but probation drug tested me weekly.. fawking sucked!!!! anyways,and old freind of mine taught me that as soon as i was put on it and i never looked back,, worked mint all the way through.. oh,take that back,i remember 1 day the damn plastic bottle leaked in my underwear,that wasnt a very romantic feeling,having my girlfreinds brothers urin running down my leg,, :mad: but like i said,,its definitly the way to go if u do it right.. ive grown out of that chit now...:look: ......
 

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Trossi3389 said:
fletcher,at the end of my drug testing they were putting the temp on the side of the bottle... thats why its very important to use that heat pack warm not hot... your urine has to be between 91 and 99 degrees http://www.passitkit.com/testing.htm <<< theres some other suggestions here too guys..


guys look at this page closely,it says goldenseal is now being tested for,if u go into products look for the picure of the jockstrap with the tiny clear tube... :142smilie also,this is a very good page of the do's and donts of a drug test.... good stuff here...
 

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Well here goes I am gonna shock some of you, piss some of you off, and get flamed by the rest of you.

A. You don't deserve the job. You can't meet the qualifications of the job being that you are to be drug-free all the time. Do they have random sampling? Most workplaces do that have placement screening.

B. I would never ever have to worry about that, I do drink but never ever have smoked or used MJ/Pot in any form.

C. I guess this bring up my final question. How many on here can honestly say they have never done any illegal drugs, am I the only one that has never gotten high?

I was raised in the country on a farm in southern Pickaway Co Ohio. One of my friends, his first name is Bruce and I were in the local bar one night in my late 20's (28/29). He asked me Gene did you ever finally smoke any weed? I looked him straight in the face and said, " Bruce, no I never did, did you?" He chuckled and said yes Gene I did. He proceeded to say, Well you probably didn't know that grass was available in Xxxxxxxx High School when you are attending did you ? (our school) Nope, I didn't think there was. I knew it was there by the time my wife graduated in 1975, but I figured it arrived sometime in between. Bruce moved to our school district in the second grade, his birthday was 2 days after mine March 22nd. Bruce won't turn 50 two days after I do this month. Bruce didn't make 45 either. He did smoke pot & cigarettes. Heart attach. Not related, I don't know and don't really care. I am not gonna find out. My father is 88. My paternal grandmother lived to 90.

Call me a prud or a nerd or a jerk or a saint. I don't agree with drug use and never did. I have a niece that is totally messed up. Her natural father used LSD and a bunch other crap. And yep it all started with a little weed. Does it always lead to harder stuff? Of course not with some will power one can control have far one goes. But just like gambling some people can't control it. They go overboard and lose control.

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I can't believe Geno posted just before I did, as I read thru this thread I couldn't believe what I was reading.

I figured what the hell, I get blasted all the time by the left wing wackos so I might as well get blasted for this also, but Geno beat me to it.

Everyone one of the posts above were telling how to break the law and get away with it, unbelievable. Geno is exactly right, if you can't pass the drug test without cheating you don't deserve the job.

This ties right in with the juice thread and MLB, everyone cheats so it's alright.:nono:

I wonder how many of you advocating all these remedys for passing drug tests would like it if the pilots of the plane your on do it or if your kids know how to do it. Just another example of the break down in this society and the idea that because we live in a Free Society that it means one can do whatever they want, screw the laws because I don't believe in them.

Sad sad commentary on todays thinking:(
 
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