Drunk Insurance Agent

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Got an alcoholic friend who drinks at work - it is a chick who enjoys her spirits.

I get emails from her through out the day and they are pretty funny because she is hammered as she types.

She also works at an office that is in a very low income neighborhood and has very squirrelly clients who walk in the front door.

Here is what I got from her yesterday.

This man came in. He was wearing a shirt that said drink until you want me. He wants to insure his arrowheads. He has them kept in a safe. He wants $60,000 coverage and $10,000 on baseball cards. He said he would save his arrowheads before he would his wife in a fire ( I didn?t ask). Did I add that he lives in a mobile home? And did I add he had prob. 8 teeth. That is all.
 

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Here is another email I got from her earlier in the week - copied exactly - word for word.

I asked for a raise..all nervous, sweaty, shaking, and shit..and now??I?m rich bitch!! Yep..smooth operator I am?I tell you what?I got to work on the stuttering though. Ha.Ha. But I did it! whoot whoot..who?s your daddy.. who?s your daddy?.( I also have had some candy corn. Yes, Halloween candy is out now Nicky!) whoot wooo..
 

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I don't know if these are that funny - but I thought I would post 'em anyway.......

Guess what I get to do??? I get to go take a pic of someone? s house in the projects (over by Teresa?s restaurant) for a renter?s policy. I actually have to go in and take it too. ( I have to take a pic of the breaker box) I am going to get robbed and raped and I will prob be on the 10o?clock news tonight.
 

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Yet another email from the alcoholic day worker -

Nick it scares me that people actually make costumes and talk in star wars codes and blog about star wars. It also scares me that these same people prob. have bred and brought more trekies in the world. And that they are out driving.
 

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Yet another one....


K first, this nutbag lady just called and wants to transfer her insurance over to us because there are 2 ladies in the office that wants her boyfriend so therefore they raise their premium on them every month(which is impossible).

Her boyfriend?s name is Kimo so you can imagine what he looks like. 2nd she tells me that she used to have *EDIT* (my agent) years ago but her ex-husband was supposed to be paying her insurance for her but instead he was out buying drugs and women. She honestly told me all this.

Then we just wrote a guy?s car policy and his name is?.Harry Peters. Why that?s makes me giggle who knows.

And last but not least a lady called to switch out her vehicle and she was telling me that when she went to go get the car at the dealership they were trying to get her to buy all these coverage?s and she said honey I told them this ain?t my first time at a rodeo I know how this works and then she just laughed and laughed

That?s all
 

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Another one..........


Nick I sent you a Nazi symbol photo and I got a email back from the mailer daemon thingie and it said that it will try for 4 days to go through. Ha. I just hope *EDIT* is not alerted to a email that wont go through and it has a Nazi symbol on it. wtf
 
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Typical State Farm agent.

Remind me not to email confide in you! Shit will be posted everywhere.
 

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why is she emailing you throughout the day?

can you copy and post yours?
 
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