Favorite Movie Quotes

[Phenom]

Now that I am on a movie kick (study break)... What are some of everyone's favorite movie quotes? I noticed a few from Major League and some other movies in the other thread...Any others?

A few of mine:

"Im your huckleberry"

"Your no daisy, your no daisy at all"

[sic] "Ever since I got this plate in my head; when I go through a metal detector, I piss in my pants and forget who I am"

[sic] "Do you do drugs Danny? Everyday...Good"

[sic] "I didn't need the Ace Teddy..."

I could go on for awhile, but will break for now in anticipation of other's favorites...

 

[Keith 1]

"Over...did you say over ?? Nothing is over 'til WE say it's over. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ?....."

"Thank you sir may I have another"

"Son, fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"

"See if you can guess what I am now"

"Otis--my man !!"

"Mind if we dance with your dates ?"



I could go on here. All of course being from what is, in my humble opinion, the greatest comedy movie of all time.

 

[taoist]

Phenom, get back to the BarBri books, bro!!! :scared


I have several favorite movie lines, but I also have to get ready for Court this morning, so I'll have to post them later....



Phenom, didn't you hear me?!?!?! Get back on those books!!! LOL :com:

 

[Nole]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat".



"You're a funny guy!"



nole

 

[MadJack]

"what we have here is, failure to communicate"

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

"let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet"

"make him an offer he can't refuse"

 

[Phenom]

Phenom, get back to the BarBri books, bro!!! :scared

I have several favorite movie lines, but I also have to get ready for Court this morning, so I'll have to post them later....

Phenom, didn't you hear me?!?!?! Get back on those books!!! LOL :com:

Don't worry Taoist, I have been up for the last 25 hours studying, have to take breaks every few hours though or I would end up putting my head through the wall.

11 days left to master fourteen essay topics broken down into 6 multi-part essays and then the 200 multi-state :box2:

Those bar examiners are going to be :mj122: ...


On a parting note:

"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges!"

 

[chickenman]

"Take me Garth! Where, I'm low on gas and you don't have a sweater."

"I think I just ruined your roomates bathrobe."

".................................................................." (Castaway)

 

[Cappin Kirk]

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."

 

[Blazer]

"oh oh, you're gonna blow?....well I'm a mushroom cloud laying muther fvcker, mutha fvcker. Anythime my fingers touch brain, I'm superfly TNT. I'M THE GUNS OF THE NAVARONE in fact, what am I doin' in the back? We're fvcking switching. I'm washing the windows and you're picking up this niggas skull."

(sorry if not exact, from memory)

 

[MadJack]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to?

 

[Wineguy]

"you complete me"

:scared :mj10:

 

[_Symmetrical_]

Go back to Jersey, Sonny. This is the City of the Angels and you haven't got any wings.

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

You're gonna look real funny sucking my dick with no teeth.

Don't act like you're not impressed!

Why am I Mr. Pink?
'Cause you're a faggot, all right?

:thumb:

 

[hguinness01]

Hands down.. the best qoute ever!!

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?" :lol: :lol:

 

[ScreaminPain]

"nobody can eat 50 eggs"
"...a mans momma dies and he gets rabbit in his blood"

both from "Cool hand Luke"

"Go ahead, make my day".....

 

[bjfinste]

"We're here to pick up chicks. We figure, what better place than an abortion clinic to meet loose women? Why else would they be here unless they like to f*ck?"

"Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy."

"I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis."

"Maybe if I stick your f*ckin' head through this hole over here, you'll get unconfused."

 

[Mjolnir]

this has got a sphincter factor of about 9.5

i dont do humans

where are the white women at

 

[ajoytoy]

Coccotti: You know who I am, Mr. Worley?
Clifford Worley: I got no idea.
Coccotti: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?
Clifford Worley: I heard of Blue Lou Boyle.
Coccotti: I'm glad. Hopefully it means we can cut out the part of the conversation where you're wondering how full of $hit I am.

"True Romance"

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

"nobody puts baby in a corner. nobody"




"drop that zero and get with the hero"

 

[wareagle]

"funny she doesnt look druish"

"those are three names I enjoy, Marvin, Velma, and Provo"

 

[SoCalYo]

Max: "My teacher tells me that beauty is on the inside."
Dad: "That's just something ugly people say."
Liar Liar

"All I have in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anybody."
Scarface

"You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize."
Reservoir Dogs

"I've fallen for you like a blind roofer."
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