Favorite Movie Quotes

[DouglasFir]

From the upcoming movie...



Drug Buying Customer: "Is that the f***ing Bible?"

Jay: "Show some respect son. That's the holy f***ing Bible!"

You probably have to hear Jay deliver the line himself but it cracked me up both times I saw it (I saw a couple of advance screenings back in May).

 

[Deucer]

"my heart is for my family. My balls and my brain are for business" cinderella man

 

[Ritchie rich]

FEMME FATALE

"you don't have to lick my ass just **** me!"

 

[mode the lode]

DROP THE GONE , TAKE THE CANOLIS

CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON BRAD

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING BEFORE ELECTRICTY

 

[THE HITMAN]

I was going to add a few of the above, but got beaten to it. So, not to be repetitive:

"I ain't much of a for real cowboy, but I'm one hell of a stud" Joe Buck, Midnioght Cowboy

"You can's swim? The fall alone will kill you" Butch Cassidy & Sundance Kid

 

[DeadPrez]

from the big lebowski:

dude- "Jesus"

jesus- "you said it man, nobody f*cks with the jesus"

 

[DeadPrez]

fast times at ridgemont high:

"no shirt, no shoes, nooooooo dice"

 

[DeadPrez]

Scarface:


"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

"Say goodnight to the bad guy."

-Tony Montana

 

[ImFeklhr]

"I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze."

"Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning. "

"Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. Time change. You lose, you gain. Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing, and then all at once the frozen hours melt out through the nervous system and seep out the pores."

- Withnail and I (1987)

 

[Looselugs]

"Don`t piss down my back and tell me its raining."

Clint Eastwood

 

[new redneck]

so many from caddyshack ! my favorite... " we have a pool and a pnd, the pond would be good for you !!!

 

[The Boys]

Austin Powers: Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?

Dr. Evil: Mini-me, you complete me

fat bastard: he looks like a baby. i'm gonna eat you. get in my belly. i'm higher in the food chain. i've got corn in my crap bigger then you.

 

[marine]

HeartBreak Ridge - one of the greatest movies to pull quotes from.


Col. Meyers: What's your assessment of this situation, Gunny?
Highway: It's a cluster ****, sir. Marines shouldn't be sitting on their sorry asses filling out requisitions for equipment they should already have.
Col. Meyers: An astute observation.

Highway: I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together

Highway: Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.

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Highway: This doesn't mean we'll be swappin' spit in the shower.

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Highway: The United States' Marines is lookin' for a few good men - you ain't it.

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Highway: Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face

Cop: I just want you to know that next time, it's your ass! I don't give no discounts to war heroes.
Highway: Too bad. Your old lady does.

Highway: With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.

 

[Box and one]

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

 

[thom24ad]

Scarface

Scarface

"Another Quaalude, and she'll be mine again"

And

"What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of ****in' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****in' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you."

 

[Box and one]

Fast Eddie: You know, I got a hunch, fat man. I got a hunch that it's me from here on in. One ball, corner pocket. I mean, that ever happen to you? You know, all of a sudden you feel like you just can't miss? 'Cause I dreamed about this game, fat man. I dreamed about it every night on the road. Five ball. You know, this is my table, man. I own it.

 

[THE HITMAN]

HeartBreak Ridge - one of the greatest movies to pull quotes from.


Col. Meyers: What's your assessment of this situation, Gunny?
Highway: It's a cluster ****, sir. Marines shouldn't be sitting on their sorry asses filling out requisitions for equipment they should already have.
Col. Meyers: An astute observation.

Highway: I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together

Highway: Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.

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Highway: This doesn't mean we'll be swappin' spit in the shower.

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Highway: The United States' Marines is lookin' for a few good men - you ain't it.

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Highway: Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face

Cop: I just want you to know that next time, it's your ass! I don't give no discounts to war heroes.
Highway: Too bad. Your old lady does.

Highway: With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.

Swede to Gunny: "I'm gonna rip off your head & piss down your neck"

 

[nyy1b23]

Clay Pigeons

Joaquin Phoenix from a jail cell:
"They got me in here for murder"

Vince Vaughn visiting him:
"One count, quit being such a p*ssy"

 

[IntenseOperator]

"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitro glycerin plant!"

Christmas Vacation



"No, no.....you insulted him a little bit"

"Go home and get your ****ing shine box."


"In this day and age, what the **** is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians."

Good Fellas

 

[Happy Hippo]

from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:

RORY: There are four interests I have, Nick. Football, music, money, and the annihilation of anybody who interferes with that shortlist... I know you couldn't have known my position because you're not so fu*king stupid that if you did know, you would turn up here scratching your arse, with that 'what's going on here' look slapped on your Chevy Chase. But what you do know is where these people live.

If you hold anything back, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything I have said. Because if you don't, I'll kill you. Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak. You may now enlighten me.