friends you met because of madjacks?

[Eddie Haskell]

Thanks Fat:

I'd love to meet you too. Hell, I'd love to meet all the turdballs that I have had exchanges with over the past 2 1/2 years just because this is all internet fun (with the possible exception of the Anti-Christ, Dr. Freeze). Hell, what the f***, I'd want to meet Mephistophles too. A way to break from the monotony of our daily lives.

Esso and Tara, the true loves of my life, of course I'd want to meet them. I've really enjoyed talking with both of you in my endless pursuit of my little mynx, Helen. However, I can only assume Esso and Tara are dogs or very insecure since only Sassy and Miss Missy have posted pictures of themselves. By the way, you two are quite attractive. (Hows was that for throwin down the gauntlet and puttin the ball in Tara's and Esso's court).

See you dorks, it takes Eddie the lawyer to figure out a way for the two mystery women to post photos of themselves. I know, you, as well as I, have been waitin to see photos of all the women who have graced this male dominated board. I want to see photos of Bahamma Mamma and Megami as well. You guys, I could give a shit about. As my southern internet friends would say, "y'all have to post dem pictures now."

Well I hope everyone has a good evening. And as my favorite Pittsburghian poet (Buddy) would say "...... may the wind at your back, never be your own." I remain..........

Eddie Haskell

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Eduardo,

I am shocked to see your soft side.... I think Helen has laid a curse on you!

 

[TBONEZ0295]

I'm no prom queen thats for sure, getting up there in age also and my beer gut and fat azz just couldn't make the picture cut :shrug: I am a humble woman EDDIE , and would love for you to grace me with your presence this year at the SB party. I'll tell Ray that I'm going out with the girls , you tell your trophy wife that your going out with the boys . I'll let you drive you have a lexus. There is a beautiful place in Vegas no one will find us there its called Red Rock Canyon WHAT DO YOU SAY Eddie baby make me feel young and pretty again only you can do that for me.
Sincerely Yours and true till the end ......................Tara the desperate
fat,old, ugly lady:kiss:

 

[TBONEZ0295]

BTW- you are def. on the people to meet list , hopefully sooner than later:kiss:

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Doctor:

Your reply was the funniest response I have ever read on this board. I was just sittin here thinkin how that pleasant response I wrote was so out of character for me. Thanks for the laugh.

As I continue in the spirit of detente (coupled with the 8 Labatts' I have consumed in the past two hours), you sir, are one of the genuinely nice people I have had the priviledge of communicating with over the past 2 1/2 years.

You seem to be one hell of a nice guy, Doc. Seriously, beyond the protection of your anonimity of the computer. Stay true to yourself.

Tom

 

[TBONEZ0295]

TOMMY oh TOMMY I like that name

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Ed,

I love the fact that you're drinking Canadian beer...
So tell me, does American beer even come close to giving you a BUZZ in comparasion to Labatt's?

Like you said, my doors are always open for any of my American friends when one needs a place to run from the republicans or the terrorists.


The Romantic,

DOC

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Tara:

I too, am an old, fat, ambulance chasin, lawyer, longing for love who has had this sudden urge to reveal the real me. I love beer and it shows. Talk to me now before I sober up tommorow and put on my armour to face another day with my lies and deception.

The irony is that I have a gambling problem and no longer bet. Lost big bucks over my lifetime at casinos, with books and at the track (although my group won the pick 7 at the breeders cup at belmont in the mid-90's when Cigar won the Classic). Am I rambling?

You may not be a prom queen in looks, but like the good Doctor, your a prom queen in the heart. You seem like one hell of a nice person. After all, everyone who posts on this board, as well as everyone who does not, is just tryin to get by as well as they can in an extremely complicated world.

I'd love to meet you.

Ed

Excuse me, Tom (or Tommy if you prefer)

 

[S-Love]

Some characters I'd like to meet:

1. Booby "Mr College Football" BlueChip
2. Eddie the Ambulance Chaser
3. TCSN aka Mr Hockey aka Mr 0fer21
4. Omar the RocketCar jockey

 

[Justinsmom829]

I never thought I would see a post where Mr. Eddie Haskell was nice and now I have seen two of them. I am still trying to find out what Eddie I like better though. I will let you know.

Miss Missy

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Helen,

What did you do to our Eduardo?


Ed, stop drinking, I miss your witty posts....

 

[Justinsmom829]

I think Helen must of really gotten to him. Eddie just put the beer down and slowly walk away. LOL

Miss Missy

 

[TBONEZ0295]

reminder to myself EDDIE drinks Labatt's

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Miss Missy, Doctor, Esso:

Pay no more attention to this blubering idiot in Ohio. He's had too much to drink at Nicholsons and is revealing a side noone on the internet should see. I realize that now I have blown all chance with both Miss Missy and the sassy one as I am totally convinced that they both like bad boys.

Once you lose the image you can't get it back. I realize from now until eternity they both will realize that I am nothing but a sympathetic, half of a man, loser, who tried to be Mr. Macho and lost. This sensitive, soft, kinder, gentleman has no place with my softball playin ladies. They want grit under your nails, union, pipefitters, true to there school.

How can I erase these posts tomorrow? Or am I forever branded? My reputation is ruined. I must find a new screen name, and never, never, expose the real Eddie again.

Toddie (aka Sybil)

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Mel and Tara:

Never, ever, drink LaBatts. You see what it can do to you. It turns you into something you don't want to be. Its like Jeckyl and Hyde. All of a sudden your normal then you change and BeCoMe SoMeThInG tHaT yOu DoNt WaNt To Be.

EdOm

 

[TJBELL]

Someone I know met scott (KOD) took this pic of him in action.

Scott-AtLanta (KOD) on the phone with his bookie/ taken 2/03 in Macon, GA

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! TOO FUKEN FUNNY KANE!!!!

 

[Justinsmom829]

Mel and Tara:

Never, ever, drink LaBatts. You see what it can do to you. It turns you into something you don't want to be. Its like Jeckyl and Hyde. All of a sudden your normal then you change and BeCoMe SoMeThInG tHaT yOu DoNt WaNt To Be.

EdOm

To F'iNg FuNnY. I think that I might actually like the softer gentler Eddie. I think it looks much nicer on you. Middle aged men who act rude and obnixous just seem sad. I like the real true Eddit.

Miss Missy

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Melissa:

Today I say thank you. Tomorrow I say... "Who was rude and obnoxious?"

Eddie

Speaking of eddit.... that was 600. Lotsa pearls of wisdom kids.

 

[RAZ]

Eddie, your gonna lose your internet client base, unless this is some alcohol fueled plan of master deception. If not I will lower the scope of your potential retainer in my pending crime spree in the greater Cinci area, while at the same time limiting the extent of my criminal behaviour to the occasional jay walking and kicked dog, LOL!! while investing the difference in eros.com welcoming party.


raz

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Raz:

In these moments of drunkeness, I must say, if you seriously are about to commit a series of crimes in the greater Cincinnati area and are seriously considering retaining the undersigned in your defense.................................................. God help you, cause I sure can't.

Eddie