SCOURING THE NEWS, TROLLING THE INTERNET, AND FIGHTING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, ONE DAY AT A TIME:
1. OMG!!!! It was just revealed by the lamestream media that Donald Trump said a dirty word eleven years ago!!! It's even worse another nasty secret about Trump is out: He is a heterosexual and is attracted to women!!!! This must be appalling to feminazis across America, and to the feminized, neutered metrosexuals in D.C. and NYC. The shrill, high pitched whining chorus of the media castrati is deafening. But to those living in the real world it is another non-story. What does this have to do with over 94,000,000 Americans being out of work?; what does this have to do with America being $20 trillion dollars in debt?; what does this have to do with the threat caused by illegal immigration, and the danger of more Muslims coming into the country?; what does this have to do with our southern border being wide open?' What does this have to do with the heroin epidemic in America that is causing the deaths of so many of our young citizens? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! Trump is the only one talking about the real issues. All Clinton talks about is Trump!!! The Wicked Witch feigns shock at Trump's words, but can you imagine the vile diatribes that have come out of her vicious, hate-filled pie hole over the years? Any man who has ever been on a sports team, or served as a soldier or sailor, has heard much worse than Trump said. The media should stop the phony hand wringing and demand that Rodham tell Americans what she is going to do to address our real problems!!!
Clinton, her secret police, and the media are pulling out all stops to destroy Trump, and these stories come out so that Hillary Clinton can continue to avoid discussing the real issues affecting America. Every day that this nonsense takes over a news cycle is another day that Rodham and the corrupt media can continue to deceive the American people about her real agenda. So DJT said some bad words over a decade ago. What about Bubba Clinton sexually violating young Monica Lewinsky with a cigar, and then the woman gets viciously attacked by Hillary and her secret police, along with other victims like Kathleen Willey, Paula Jones, and Juanita Broaddrick? That's a lot worse than some locker room talk, yet there is no mention of this in the press, and the perpetually pissed-off phony feminists remain mute. Does America really want Bubba Clinton, a known sexual predator, prowling the halls of the White House again, looking for interns to abuse?
2. SHAMING PRIVATE RYAN: The bed-wetting RINO's in Congress have their panties twisted over an eleven year old statement by Donald Trump. Jason Chaffetz, Paul Ryan, Mike Lee, et ilk represent the gelded age of the Republican Party. They are a cowardly, back-stabbing bunch of eunuchs, akin to the soldier who bolts from the foxhole at the first hint of danger, leaving the real man behind to fight the enemy. I know I said it before, but if Disney ever did a remake of Snow White and used RINO Republicans as the dwarfs, they would be named: GUTLESS, SPINELESS, CLUELESS, WORTHLESS, SHAMELESS, BALL- LESS, and DOPEY. Washington, D.C. is in dire need of a massive political enema.
3. American voters, please take note: On November 8th we are not electing a saint. We have to choose someone for President who is capable of getting our country out of the mess that the donor-corrupted Washington politicians put us in. The Church has plenty of saints, and they even have a waiting list for the position. Trump is certainly not a saint, but he has the ability to straighten our country out. Clinton is one of those dishonest politicians who put America in the dark place where she is today. If Trump does not prove to be a good president, he will be gone in four years. But the damage Clinton will do to America with her Supreme Court appointments will last 30 or 40 years. Our children and grand-children will be living in an America we would not recognize. Think before you vote!!!
4. GLOBAL CONNING: The Wicked Witch of the Left came out with a laugher the other day when she claimed that people cause hurricanes. Scientists had a good chuckle over that one. She did not explain how hurricanes have been occurring in the Atlantic Ocean for centuries before Columbus discovered America. This one does not pass the snicker test. In science we have electrons, protons, neutrons, and now: morons! When Obama says that "98% of scientists agree that global warming is man made", it is not true. It would be more accurate to say that "98% of scientists who are scamming the federal government for grants to show global warming is man made agree."
5. BOYCOTT THE BOZOS: Many football fans like myself have been turned off by the boorish anti-American actions of some low I.Q. NFL players, and no longer watch NFL football on TV. We just can't take these ignorant losers doing the chicken kneel, or the moronic fist pump during the national anthem. Television ratings are down significantly, and it is costing the broadcast networks a lot of money. Advertising fees are based on the show's ratings. This year, broadcast networks have had to reduce their advertising fees due to falling ratings. This monetary loss will trickle down to the NFL and the teams. Let's keep this up. Maybe team owners will tell America-hating players like Colin Kaepernick they are through playing football. Next year, Humperdink should be parking cars in front of the stadium.
6. JAKE "THE FAKE" TAPPER, is a left wing phony masquerading as a journalist. This fraud is totally in the tank for Hilary Clinton. Jake got into his bogus outrage act the other day and said of Donald Trump: "He has lost his moral authority to lead." Pardon me, you fraudulent Democratic shill, but did you ever say that Bill Clinton lost his moral authority to lead when he was in the Oval Office with his pants constantly around his ankles? Bubba's sexual attacks and sexual abuse of young female interns would have caused any CEO in America to be fired.
7. THE EYES HAVE IT: Did you see Bill Clinton's eyes at the debate last Sunday night? Bubba was seated a few feet away from his sex attack victims and he was clearly uncomfortable. Bill's eyes looked like the perv in a raincoat handing out candy to kids in a playground, just before the cops grabbed him..
8. PLEASE EXPLAIN: Would one of the smug liberals on TV please explain to me why Trump's locker room talk is deemed much worse than Slick Willie's forty year history of forcible rape and sexual abuse of women, and Hillary's ruthless personal destruction of his female victims? Warner Todd Huston of Constitution.com says that these hypocritical liberals display phony outrage at Trump's boorish comments, but they are the same people who glorify rap music that demeans women by calling them "ho's" and "bitches." If only Trump had said: "Kill the bitch, mutilate the mo- fookin ho'!!! FUHGGEDDABBOUDDITT!!!!!!
9. WINSTON CHURCHILL: "A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir, you are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today, madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly.'"
10. WAR ON COPS: Obama's War On Cops continues. In Palm Springs, California we have two more police officers shot and killed, and a third one wounded. A gang member was arrested for the crimes. Hillary Clinton is waging a deceitful, hate-filled, anti-police campaign, whipping up police hating sentiment with one lie after another being told about police involved shootings. Obama continues to fuel the police hating sentiment and sides with the rioters. Whose side are you on?
11. Will JULIAN ASSANGE and WIKILEAKS show America who the real Hillary Clinton is? We can't depend on the dishonest media to provide the truth about Rodham. It is a sad state of affairs when the American public depends on a computer hacker to give us the truth.
12. MANHATTAN CAB RIDE: Schwartz, an elderly cab driver, is parked in front of a night club. A highly inebriated blonde woman, who is completely naked, gets into the rear seat of his cab. Schwartz does not move the cab, and keeps looking at the woman in his rear view mirror.
BLONDE: What's wrong, you old goat? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?
SCHWARTZ: Yes, Madam, I have seen such a vuman before.
BLONDE: Well, why are you staring at my boobs and my ass? Are you some sort of pervert?
SCHWARTZ: No, Madam, dat vood not be proper for a gentleman like me. You see Madam, I am lookink, and I am lookink some more, and I am asking myself "Vhere is dis woman keepink da money to pay my fare?"
13. SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Paul Ryan and Eddie Munster.
14. SANDBOX SCANDAL: Did you hear the latest scandal about Trump? Back in 1951, in kindergarten, he refused to share his sandbox shovel with another student!!! Get the vapors out for all outraged liberals. BULLETIN: CNN reports that back in the 8th grade, Trump kissed Genevieve Wojohowicz in the coat room.
15. BREITBART NEWS: News item......James and Lachlan Murdoch, sons of Rupert Murdoch, declared that Megyn Kelly is their "brightest star and the future of Fox News." Just in case you needed another reason to drop Fox, and start watching Newsmax TV and America One News.
16. PROFILE IN COURAGE: Newsmax reports that North Carolina's Governor, Pat McCrory, has given his unwavering support for a bill that keeps men out of the ladies bathrooms and women's showers. The Gov says that he and his wife have lost friends over this. The former "friends" say that they are afraid of being attacked by Hillary Clinton. Well, Pat, take some advice from Bunker Boy who has been around longer than you have: Sometimes you just have to cut people loose. Anyone who turns on you over something like this is not your friend. Ask these cowards if they want their wife taking a shower with some hairy - assed man. Better yet, ask their wife if she wants to be in the shower room with a hairy - assed man. A friend will not run away from you when a third party threatens your friendship. A friend is someone who will visit you in jail. A real friend will be in the cell with you!!!