Fuck Your Support Dog

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Woman has her ankle biter on a 10 foot leash, bombing all over. Naturally.....people adore it, and fawn over it. That's fine, but your support animal isn't supposed to act that way.

We board the plane, she sits behind us. Two minutes later, my daughter feels this critter on her leg. Thing passed right under the next seat, and startles that person too.

I don't get how this shit is permitted.
 

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We used to have a weekly poker game, shoes off at the door.....They had a little shit kicker lap dog from hell, never fail that little bastard would sneak under the table and nip your toes without warning.....

One night he nailed my big toe during the game, I reacted by swinging my foot at him....I was banned from the game by the host saying I was mean to their little shit.....:facepalm:
 

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and better then sitting next to a crying baby, just sayin'







Also for the record, no North American Airline allows a dog to wonder through the plane.
 

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and better then sitting next to a crying baby, just sayin'







Also for the record, no North American Airline allows a dog to wonder through the plane.


He wasn't wandering in that sense. He was going under the seats.
 

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Woman has her ankle biter on a 10 foot leash, bombing all over. Naturally.....people adore it, and fawn over it. That's fine, but your support animal isn't supposed to act that way.

We board the plane, she sits behind us. Two minutes later, my daughter feels this critter on her leg. Thing passed right under the next seat, and startles that person too.

I don't get how this shit is permitted.

I'm with you on this one. Everyone is falling all over these mutts before boarding.
BIL brings his mutt that poses as a service dog. It's bullshit!
 

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I used to take my dog places under the guise of a service dog. I ordered the vest online and even had a seizure patch sewen onto it to identify it. I went online and downloaded documents that showed my dog was a service animal.

We only took her with us to resorts (before we had kids). She's a coondog and very well trained. (Doesn't bark or jump on strangers).

Then I saw a real service dog at King's Island amusement park. I could see by the patches that the dog was not just a seizure alert dog, rather a seizure response dog. Meaning it gets underneath the owner and cushions their head.

So, I thought what an asshole I had been and that I shouldn't do that. So I don't. And won't ever again.
 

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So, I thought what an asshole I had been and that I shouldn't do that. So I don't. And won't ever again.


As someone that was involved in training service dogs (blind), it is nice to read that. Nothing worse then somebody dressing up a dog and pretending it to be something it is not.

There are millions of people worldwide that need service dogs.



And I say again, much better to be on a airplane, bus, train, etc, etc with dogs then a bunch of little crying babies.
 

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So if you are blind, deaf, lack mobility, diabetic, suffer from seizures, or have autism you should not be allowed to fly.

Ok got it.

Really? yyz is talking about dumbass grannies taking their brainless tiny dogs for "companions". Not real service dogs with behavior skills and thousands of dollars of training and care.
 

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Really? yyz is talking about dumbass grannies taking their brainless tiny dogs for "companions".


I am aware of that, but as you demonstrated it is easy to supply "fake paperwork/fake patches/fake whatever" in order to get a dog on any airplane.

Also most airlines in North America will allow you to take a dog on the airplane as long as it stays in a cage and no paperwork is needed. Obviously no real "service dog/support dog" will walk around an airplane biting toes or attacking fellow passengers. But as I said, it easy to fake the documentation.

Bottom line......way more things on an airplane to worry about then a dog.
 

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Bottom line......way more things on an airplane to worry about then a dog.


There are more important things to worry about on a plane than some guy getting his dick sucked, too. Yet, some ridiculous people take issue with that.

You see, this isn't about the dog. It's about the asshole who thinks their dog should be treated like a human.

I loathe ANY person who feels, "Fuck you, I'll do as I please". That goes for assholes who think their dog is a person, and has all the rights that a person does. That goes for the assholes who sit in a wheelchair so they can get on the plane first, and then when the plane lands, they sprint like Usain Bolt for the door. Fuck them in spades!
 

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We sat on the plane for an hour before they booted us due to mechanical issues. Here she is back in the saddle. Yes. You just go ahead and ignore your dog, while it relaxes under two strangers' feet.
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We sat on the plane for an hour before they booted us due to mechanical issues. Here she is back in the saddle. Yes. You just go ahead and ignore your dog, while it relaxes under two strangers' feet.
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I'd walk by her and "accidentally trip" spilling my fresh hot coffee all over her. :s2:
 
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