It seems Russians have been hacking my accounts and also somehow infiltrating my person with vodka and maybe ambien and possibly xanax. Therefore my social media has unfortunately been compromised. I would like to apologize in advance for any controversial or offensive or illiterate ramblings that these criminals might post or technical annoyances that Madjacks Inc management must endure. Hopefully nothing happens, but it the meantime I am working diligently to shore up the smurphy cyber integrity.
Sincerely,
Saul
Sincerely,
Saul






