Georgia Madjackers, Joker Book signing Tour
- Thread starter Wineguy
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You remind me of that kid no one picked for either team at recess. You suck, you know you suck, and everyone else knows you suck. So, instead of just going away, you decide you'll run around and try and fuck up the game for everyone else.
Anything to get some attention. It's sad and pathetic when you are 9, it's fantastically fucked up when you're a senior citizen.
Nobody includes or wants you, so you dig up some decade old threads that you started, where people actually had some back and forth with you.
Buy 10 points on a game, because it increases your chances so much more to win, thus possibly getting some attention from a poster or two around here.
"LOOK AT ME!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!"
No one cares about you fuckstick. Not today, not ten years ago, and not tomorrow.
So, bump another thread you started 10 years ago with some cute story and pictures, because you think it rivals a guy who wrote a book and gets some attention. Post another buy 10 points "winner" and get your record to 75% and +$30, so you can rival the guys who pick regular winners, and have 20,000 clicks on their threads.
Enjoy yourself, because no one else here ever has.
Thanks for sharing.
Questions;
- Were you trying to lose that weight and, if so, how did you do it?
- Does the publisher pay all your expenses for traveling around doing these things? 1st class, gourmet, etc?
- Do these things move a lot of books?
- Do you hawk them in and 'pitch' them on buying
Thanks meng.
- Were you trying to lose that weight and, if so, how did you do it? I have lost 10lbs. That's it. I did it by running after twins.
- Does the publisher pay all your expenses for traveling around doing these things? 1st class, gourmet, etc? Yes. All expenses are taken care of including meals. I have a budget though. Can't eat $400 dinners and stay in $3000 hotel rooms.
- Do these things move a lot of books? Yes. Gets the word out especially. eBook sales do very well after each appearance. I sell 150 books at each location on average. Sometimes more.
- Do you hawk them in and 'pitch' them on buying. Yes. Sometimes I feel like I am selling snake oil out of a wagon.
- Does the publisher pay all your expenses for traveling around doing these things? 1st class, gourmet, etc? Yes. All expenses are taken care of including meals. I have a budget though. Can't eat $400 dinners and stay in $3000 hotel rooms.
- Do these things move a lot of books? Yes. Gets the word out especially. eBook sales do very well after each appearance. I sell 150 books at each location on average. Sometimes more.
- Do you hawk them in and 'pitch' them on buying. Yes. Sometimes I feel like I am selling snake oil out of a wagon.
Thanks for sharing
Couple questions
When did you come up with the double cup your tits pose when taking pictures?
What's the biggest embellishment that you've made in order to move product?
Couple questions
When did you come up with the double cup your tits pose when taking pictures?
What's the biggest embellishment that you've made in order to move product?
These are awesome Mutherfuckers!
good pictures guys, looks like you had some fun
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When did you come up with the double cup your tits pose when taking pictures? 2004
What's the biggest embellishment that you've made in order to move product? A woman wearing a Adele T-Shirt asked me if I like Adele as she just saw her in concert. I told her I did.
What's the biggest embellishment that you've made in order to move product? A woman wearing a Adele T-Shirt asked me if I like Adele as she just saw her in concert. I told her I did.
