gimme your best.... (calling alll creative, smart, witty types)

[Morris]

?I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.?
― W.C. Fields[/QUOTE]

:lol:

 

[Morris]

When you least expect it expect it!

 

[Lumi]

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[fatdaddycool]

Just when you think you can't take it anymore.........................BAM! Here comes another inch.

 

[Lumi]

Just when you think you can't take it anymore.........................BAM! Here comes another inch.

Spoken like a true Marine

Ooo Rah

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

?I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.?
― W.C. Fields

That will be awesome on his office wall :facepalm:

:mj07:

 

[lawtchan]

From Betone

"if you have to chew on a turd, do not nibble on it"

 

[Betone]

From Betone

"if you have to chew on a turd, do not nibble on it"

:lol:

Happy New Year :toast:

 

[Hootie]

Women are like dog shit, the older they are the easier they are to pick up.

 

[MadJack]

Women are like dog shit, the older they are the easier they are to pick up.

 

[OAKAS]

Getting any stank on your hang down?

 

[marine]

The only easy day was yesterday

Prior proper planning prevents piss poor performance

 

[Cricket]

There is no future in time travel.

 

[Cricket]

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

[the addict]

the harder you work, the luckier you get


or have seen this one a bunch




luck is what happens when hard work meets preparation





and from the hot Puerto Rican chick from "white men cant jump"



sometimes when you win, you don't really win, and sometimes when you lose, you don't really lose

 

[fatdaddycool]

When I was young, it watched me brush my teeth every morning. Now that I am older, it watches me tie my shoes instead.

Life...............it fucking takes forever.


Retribution is a female dog.

 

[fatdaddycool]

This is what I just ate................:facepalm:

 

[tball]

thanks for the replies fellas, when I get finished, i'll report back with what I went with

appreciated as always folks. -t