Girls Girls Girls..............

SixFive

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Girls Girls Girls
Long legs and burgundy lips
Girls Girls Girls
Dancin' down on the Sunset Strip
Girls Girls Girls
Red lips fingertips
Girls Girls Girls
At the dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale
Girls, Girls, Girls
Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails
Girls, Girls, Girls
Raising Hell at the 7th Veil

That's what I thought of when I read the subject title!
 

Private Petey

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get a job

get a job

Hey tbone and jasonsmom, NOT EVERYBODY CAN SIT AROUND POSTING ALL DAY EVERY DAY. I CAN UNDERSTAND ACEHISTR8 BECAUSE HE'S A BUM AND IS SUPPORTED BY HIS GIRLFRIEND, BUT WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSES?????? AND 6-5, WTF ARE YOU DOING IN THIS THREAD YOU DUMB MOOSE!!!!

PP
 

Justinsmom829

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Oh pee pee you make my heart skip a beat. How I have missed your intellectual words on Madjacks. It is so nice to have you back.

Miss Missy:p :p
 

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OH YEH.....................:Yep: MOTLEY CREW those were the good days oh boy I'm a little ashamed to admit my 1st MC concert was 20 years ago:eek:

DR. STRANGE sorry

:( LOL

PETEY-:thefinger :thefinger come on can't you be more original??????
 

Eddie Haskell

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Mel:

Oh my God!!! You have my picture as your avatar!!! I am touched. I guess that means were goin steady.

But Mel, although I am honored, how can you do this to your little sister? Stealin her boyfriend. You outta be ashamed.

Before I dump Helen, tell me are you a one-dater, two-dater or more? Are you discreet, as I don't want to have to pay the trophy any alimony?

Can we meet half way between Cincinnati and Philadelphia? At least were both national league cities. Unfortunately, you have a professional football team and we don't.

By my calculations, half way between Cincinnati and Philadelphia puts us around..................................... oh my God.............Bowling Green, Kentucky. Maybe Wayne and Clint can join us for a drink.

While awaiting your response, I am preparing my Dear Helen letter to send to your sister. I know she will be crushed but when I get a whiff of tuna its Katy bar the door.

Your stud in waiting,
Eddie
 

Justinsmom829

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Eddie oh Eddie not with Helen's mouth would I kiss you. Thank you very much I am flattered but again you just aren't my type. :nono: I saw that a gentleman from Kentucky has the same Avatar as you does that mean you are going steady with him also? Just curious.

Miss Missy
 

Helen

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one Miss.....that was great. Couldn't you have used a different thing than my mouth though??? Honestly!!!
 

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Pee Pee thank you for gracing us again in the thread. You rock baby I can't wait to meet you at the SB party. I just might give you a big fat hug.

Miss Missy
 

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Pee Pee oh Pee Pee you say the sweetest things. You are so romantic. I just can't figure out why you still live at home with Mommy and Daddy and have never even kissed a girl, well except for your blow up doll that your Dad found :eek: and threw away before your Mom saw it and broke her heart. Why oh Why? The world may never know.

Miss Missy
 

Eddie Haskell

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Melba:

Who said anything about kissing? I just want to dock my love yacht. Little sissy is talkin to me again so I guess your dumped. I gotta say Mel, you gotsda personality but little sis has the pooper. Love dem poopers. Member dat photo of her bendin over dat big dumb pipefitter. Mmmmmm. Saw dat and Little Big Eddie stood up to salute.

And hows come youse wanna hug Petey and Eddie "Doctor of Love" Haskell's lips aint good enough for you or your little sis. I gotsta say I'm offended, insulted and down right hurt. Hey maybe I can out with both of you (meat in the sandwich?). What do ya say my Philly filly.

Ed
 

Private Petey

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blow it up

blow it up

If you think there isn't a market for blow up dolls, you are dead wrong. I've never owned one, but I know people who have utilized them. Just for the record, none of my crew has one either. If i'm in a slump with the dollies I just bust out the astroglide and a nice pornographic film. That doesn't happen very often though because I do damn well most of the time.

PP
 

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PLEASE

PLEASE

For someone that "does well most of the time" you talk an awful lot about astroglide.
 

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Eddie I am trying not to hurt your feelings you just aren't my type. And as far as Pee Pee goes I just feel down right sorry for that guy. Now that you think about it I feel sorry for you too. I mean here we have two middle aged, pathetic, balding men, one who lives at home with Mommy and Daddy and he gets his only pleasure from a blow up doll that his daddy just threw away and there is you who is trying and failing so pathetically to get with me and/or my sister. Your wife doesn't even want you what makes you think that two attractive, 1/2 your age, woman would want you. Oh now I feel bad. I am sorry boys you are okay in my book why can't you boys ever just play nice. I am calling a truce right here.

;)
 
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