Girls Girls Girls..............

[Private Petey]

slip and slide

slip and slide

Helen, astroglide is the best lubricant on the market today. I not only use it when I fly solo, I also implement it into my lovemaking routine with my partner. You'll have to ask your sister about it when she gets back from the SB party. Or if you make it out there, then you can see for yourself. Or maybe like Eddies shooting for, you two dollies can make yourself a Petey sandwich.

PP

 

[Justinsmom829]

Pee Pee how many times do I have to tell you "you are not my type". Sorry nothing personal but pathetic losers just don't do it for me. Well I guess that is kinda personal but I am sure that you understand. Now please stop making passes at me I am trying to be your friend. Not with some else's p**** would I give you a shot.

M

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Mel honey,

I want so desperately to be your type (or the Helmeisters type). What is your type?

I guess you don't like sincere, warm, sensitive, model-looking, intelligent men who are 6'2", weigh 185, buff with sixpack abs, rich, who drive a used (but certified) Lexus. Hell, all the guys liked me in high school (went to an all boys Catholic school).

I was prom king and quarterback of our state championship team in high school. After graduating summa cum laude from Harvard I attended Bolt Hall (Berkely) law school whereinafter I clerked for the late Justice William Brennan on the US Supreme Court.

After my first marriage to Cindy Crawford (nee Haskell) broke up (I left her because I was just bored with the whole Hollywood thing), I married the current Mrs. Haskell. She is such a mynx.

Oh well, what is your type, if not the undersigned?

Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Petey:

You got me kinda interested. If our pursuit of the babes doesn't work out, why don't you give me a call and maybe we can get together. We can meet in Bowling Green and you, me, Clint and Wayne can double.

Eddie, with the 2" bat

 

[Justinsmom829]

Eddie and Pee Pee how sweet! I like the sound of that. Maybe it will get them off of me and Helen's back.

Eddie my type is not YOU or PEE PEE. I like real men. Men who don't lie obbseivily about themselves. It is so unappealing. Honestly.

Miss Missy

 

[Private Petey]

last resort

last resort

Let's try to make this work with the dollies before we get too crazy, Eddie. Who are Wayne and Clint, two of your redneck buddies?

PP

 

[Helen]

Just looking for the sure thing, huh?? Well you were off the mark when you looked our way.. Good choice lookin Pee Pee's way though, I'll bet that is a sure thing!!!!

 

[Private Petey]

check it out

check it out

jasonsmom, you have never even seen me, but that will change in January. I have a feeling that you will be surprised! Your heart will be a flutter and the butterflies will be dancing in your stomach. Then, and only then, will we retire to my room for what promises to be some sweet lovemaking, Petey style!!

PP

 

[TBONEZ0295]

LMAO

 

[Helen]

YUCK!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't even imagine you with him. A little advice, bring your blow up doll and some extra astroglide, if your counting on being with Missy, you are gonna have some lonely nights.

 

[TBONEZ0295]

All of this talk of super bowl . My "LOCK AND LOAD" for the year will be that you people don't even show up or better yet get lost THE GIRLS on the other hand ,our plans are made already...............:moon:

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Peter oh Peter:

Wayne and Clint are Six-Five and Dogs That Bark. They both live in Bowling Green and have yet to come out of the closet. But us sensitive, warm, limp-wristed guys can pick out a flower that is soon to bloom.

Think about us big fella,

Ed

 

[Private Petey]

follow the sun

follow the sun

Tbone, I can assure you that we will be at the right place this year. Helen, i'm not counting on being with jasonsmom. In fact, I believe I have a better shot with that sweetie Esso. I want to find out what that infamous means in her signature. But I still consider JM a decent back-up.

PP

 

[Private Petey]

dumb moose

dumb moose

Thanks Eddie, but I don't want to be anywhere near that 65 guy. He constantly whines about his family having to go through airport security. If we went on a date with him, that's all he would want to talk about. He's really annoying and dumb as hell.

PP

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Peter:

I think baggin the J-mom wouldn't be a problem for Big Ed. Little sis could pose slightly more of a problem especially if she brings the big fitter. Even then, I don't think either could resist the charms of this witty, well to do, attorney.

These babes are too easy. Maybe I oughta stay with the troph. I dont know. So many chicks, so little time. sounds like you have the same problemo as moi. Tough being a stud, aint it.

Ed, the buff

 

[jroot]

Beef lover?

PP why are you still chasing these cows?

 

[Justinsmom829]

Pee Pee my little homo friend. Esso wouldn't be with you if you were the last man on earth and the world continuing depended on her and you having sex and she would still not touch you. You have a better chance with Eddie, go for dude that is the best that you can do.

Miss Missy

 

[Justinsmom829]

Beef lover?

PP why are you still chasing these cows?

Who the hell is this guy? Are we making you jealous talking to your b/f Pee Pee?

Miss Missy

 

[jroot]

I'm the guy who knows when you Sallies get to Vegas you won't get a sceond look after you get off the airplane.

 

[Private Petey]

shower me with kisses

shower me with kisses

Eddie, it really CAN be tough, especially when you're trying to juggle 2 or 3 dollies at the same time and you have to try not to get caught. I wouldn't worry about that pipefitter guy. He looks about as tough as tickle me elmo.

Jroot, I am a little leary because they talk about their beer guts and all the drinking, but I think a night with Double P would be good for them.

PP