Girls Girls Girls..............

[Helen]

My big, handsome fitter is quite a man, ain't he Miss? No doubt about it. Did I leave the impression that there was even a debate about my choice??????

I was just really surprised at the out of the blue cyber proposal when I thought things were just getting heated up for Pee Pee and our boy Ed.

Still waiting anxiously for a response from the romantic Eduardo!

 

[Justinsmom829]

No doubt at all! I really thought Pee Pee and Big Ed were hitting it off great. That had Ed's romantic words and Pee Pee astroglide it seemed like a match in heaven. They both seemed all for it yesterday. I wonder if they had a lover's quarrel?

Come on boys don't give up on love!

Miss Missy

 

[Private Petey]

no go

no go

You dollies apparently don't read that well. No offense to Eddie, but I was never really too hot on his idea. I only use the astroglide on myself or my female lover.

PP

 

[Justinsmom829]

Hey Pee Pee I just call it like I see it!!!

Miss Missy

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Hi Hel,

I am so glad were talking again. I'm really happy you got over that ignore thing with me. I was startin to feel a little hurt.

However, I do have some bad news. I have to break off our engagement. I know, I know, this comes as a shock, but, as an attorney, I have to be honest.

I can't really get into the reasons for my sudden change of heart but, suffice it to say, they are significant and quite honestly, life changing.

I will miss you, sis, mom, dad and the team. That little cape cod we had picked out in Bensalem as our love shack will have to remain on the market.

Taking the troph and Eddie Jr. on vacation this week to break the news to them. God, life is rough. With your beauty and sassy personality, I know you will have no trouble finding someone else to satisfy your unending insatiable sexual appetite. I only wish it could have been yours truly.

Hopefully, if your open minded, we can be friends. I'll write when I get back from Virginia.

Your former love muscle,
Eddie

 

[NickiD]

I know, I know, this comes as a shock, but, as an attorney, I have to be honest.




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