GOLF - Confirmation Thread #97

[MadJack]

just hope that you are not part of that WHOM:scared

and I do speak two languages...English and Southern:0074

Good answer, but you better hope *I* don't get hit by one of your missles. Just sayin' :SIB I'll teach ya a THIRD language :toast:


:142smilie

 

[MadJack]

and last time that I was called smart...there was an ass on the end of it

I know, Stu

 

[MadJack]

But that dinner you are making sounds great :toast:

 

[Woodson]

Why :shrug:

AND...are you sure WHOMever is correct, or just trying to act smart :mj07:

I wanna see the grammar rule on this.

TYVM!

Can't count to 30 but can correct grammar. :142smilieHoly shit, I'm either suffering from severe delerea (I just forgot how to spell this word...)

.... ... I'm stopping right there. Is delerea even a word?

I'm going back to bed... :facepalm:

 

[dunclock]

I know, Stu

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

and this is how good I run at poker...playing HORSE tourny and game is stud hi-lo....I got 5 clubs in first 5 with 9 10 j q so open ended...dude started out 3 bet raising and did all the way even reraising my flush in 5 so I got him on the low since he had ace on 1st up card....sure enough he had a 3 5...his LAST 3 cards were A A A....are you fucking kidding me:sadwave:

 

[dunclock]

Can't count to 30 but can correct grammar. :142smilieHoly shit, I'm either suffering from severe delerea (I just forgot how to spell this word...)

.... ... I'm stopping right there. Is delerea even a word?

I'm going back to bed... :facepalm:

its delirium and you are gonna probably have some from alcohol withdrawal:mj07:

:toast:

 

[Woodson]

:s8:

I don't get it? Friends are gay?

 

[MadJack]

its delirium and you are gonna probably have some from alcohol withdrawal:mj07:

:toast:

No it ain't, it's diarrhea and I'll just stay the hell away from him :facepalm:

 

[dunclock]

No it ain't, it's diarrhea and I'll just stay the hell away from him :facepalm:

I was just trying to help with his spelling...not his problem:mj07:

:toast:

 

[Woodson]

No it ain't, it's diarrhea and I'll just stay the hell away from him :facepalm:

So last night I'm out with my brother in law. We're hopping to a couple pre-parties and mind you have drank since 11:30. It's close to 1AM.

I turn to him and say, this is all Houston's got? He looks at me and responds back, well there is one place... but you have to have an open mind.

So we go.

We get there and there are gorgeous women everywhere. A lot of dudes. But I'm shitfaced and focused on the eye candy.

So I'm sitting in a leather couch with a group of the BILs friends in a private area. When I say his friends, I mena smoking hot bi sexual women. This is as close to fantasy as a faithful married man gets. I look across the open room and I see a stage. A guy is on it. He's dancing. I start looking around and realize the guys ARE making a lot of eye contact with me and then it hits home...

I lean over to my BIL and hes friends and say, did you know we're in a gay strip club? Everyone dies laughing. One girl responds, the question is, did you not?

We'd been there an hour and I didn't have the slightest clue.

:facepalm:

 

[dunclock]

So last night I'm out with my brother in law. We're hopping to a couple pre-parties and mind you have drank since 11:30. It's close to 1AM.

I turn to him and say, this is all Houston's got? He looks at me and responds back, well there is one place... but you have to have an open mind.

So we go.

We get there and there are gorgeous women everywhere. A lot of dudes. But I'm shitfaced and focused on the eye candy.

So I'm sitting in a leather couch with a group of the BILs friends in a private area. When I say his friends, I mena smoking hot bi sexual women. This is as close to fantasy as a faithful married man gets. I look across the open room and I see a stage. A guy is on it. He's dancing. I start looking around and realize the guys ARE making a lot of eye contact with me and then it hits home...

I lean over to my BIL and hes friends and say, did you know we're in a gay strip club? Everyone dies laughing. One girl responds, the question is, did you not?

We'd been there an hour and I didn't have the slightest clue.

:facepalm:

:facepalm:

ok, you were ENTITLED to puke:mj07:

but sounds like you had a GOOD TIME kurby kurby kurby

 

[MadJack]

So last night I'm out with my brother in law. We're hopping to a couple pre-parties and mind you have drank since 11:30. It's close to 1AM.

I turn to him and say, this is all Houston's got? He looks at me and responds back, well there is one place... but you have to have an open mind.

So we go.

We get there and there are gorgeous women everywhere. A lot of dudes. But I'm shitfaced and focused on the eye candy.

So I'm sitting in a leather couch with a group of the BILs friends in a private area. When I say his friends, I mena smoking hot bi sexual women. This is as close to fantasy as a faithful married man gets. I look across the open room and I see a stage. A guy is on it. He's dancing. I start looking around and realize the guys ARE making a lot of eye contact with me and then it hits home...

I lean over to my BIL and hes friends and say, did you know we're in a gay strip club? Everyone dies laughing. One girl responds, the question is, did you not?

We'd been there an hour and I didn't have the slightest clue.

:facepalm:

kurby kurby kurby

 

[Woodson]

:facepalm:

ok, you were ENTITLED to puke:mj07:

but sounds like you had a GOOD TIME kurby kurby kurby

The chick looked like this last night. Personal crush... fo sho.

 

[dunclock]

The chick looked like this last night. Personal crush... fo sho.

dont think she is just personal...saw that pic and got the first 4 letters of your last name :00hour

 

[Woodson]

dont think she is just personal...saw that pic and got the first 4 letters of your last name :00hour

I told my BIL, I'd follow that chick anywhere.

He said you did. Straight into a gay bar.

:0002

You can't make this stuff up...

 

[dunclock]

I told my BIL, I'd follow that chick anywhere.

He said you did. Straight into a gay bar.

:0002

You can't make this stuff up...

I am sure that you told her that you were also a lesbian:0074