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RAZ

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Eddie, you are the best!1 your summations must be a scream. reminds me of my divorce, my ex wife kept on answering the questions before the judge could finish so I asked, "your Honor, could you please repeat the question unlike my soon to be ex wife I am not a veteran of the proceedings" to which he replied,
"There is no room for levity in my courtroom" and I said "There was none in my marriage, I can definitely relate" at which point the bailiff chuckled out loud and my esteemed counsel dug her heel into my foot, forcing me to deduct the cost of a good shine off my bruno's and stop seeing her entirely, LOL!! after the final decree of course ;) :D
 

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Ur crazy. Even Private Pete who is on her s**t list agve her a 9. She is worth way more than $20 and besides that she doesn't need to be bought and I don't think she would be interested in being bought either, shes got a great husband and ur opinion doesn't matter.
 

Eddie Haskell

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Raz:

That's funny. Did you really say there was no levity in your marriage either. Great line.

My darling Ms. Esso. If Ms. Helen is worth way more than $20.00, how much, in your humble opinion, is she worth. You must factor into your estimation the probability of transmittal of disease, snugness, or lack thereof, and any dykeability tendencies (not that theres anything wrong with that) as she does play softball;)

Unfortunately, you are not greenback worthy.

Eddie
 

Eddie Haskell

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Ms. Esso:

I am merely pointing out a generalization about female softball players that can be applied to any group. For example, you know, how people generalize that lawyers are dishonest and screw their clients. The same can be applied to female softball players, that is, that they really, really like their teamates and have a tendency to eat at the Y.

Not that theres anything wrong with that. And if it makes you feel better, I was just kidding that you are of coupon value. I think you're worth every bit of $30.00.

Your friend,
Eddie
 

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court in session

court in session

Good job haskell, good to see others slowly leaning what these dollies are all about. They're RABBLEROUSERS!!!! That helen chick has practically singlehandedly turned this forum on it's ear!!

PP
 

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Hey Ed.....from a previous post I see that you like to argue and I know the reason you picked me to argue with. But I already am having more then enough fun fighting with Pee Pee right now. Then the sage is #2. So if you wanna get in line that is fine with me. As for right now, you are on my "pay no mind to" list!!!!

C-YA!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Private Petey said:
Good job haskell, good to see others slowly leaning what these dollies are all about. They're RABBLEROUSERS!!!! That helen chick has practically singlehandedly turned this forum on it's ear!!

PP

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PP

Im not implying anything here by saying this but PP if you are going to use sophisticated words then get the term right.

The proper term is"Dick teases" not RabblerRouser.
 

Eddie Haskell

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Dear Helen:

I must disagree with your assertion that I have picked an argument with you. Let me assure you that it was not then, nor is it now, my intention to pick a beef with a bunch of butches. As a skilled attorney, I know when I'm gonna get licked by my adversary.

Based upon the photographs previously published, I know that there is no way that I will ever get licked by you and your teamates. It would be interesting to see which among your teamates could lick one another. But we can leave that topic for another day.

Based upon your softball interests, I have a feeling I, along with the other male members of this board, were on your "pay no never mind to" list long before your first post. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

Edward
 

ESSO

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You cant be a "dick tease" over the computer. And believe me there is definitely no teasing going on here. It is quite obvious that all of us hate Pee Pee and wish he would jsut fall off the face of the earth.
 

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Eddie Haskell said:
Dear Helen:

I must disagree with your assertion that I have picked an argument with you. Let me assure you that it was not then, nor is it now, my intention to pick a beef with a bunch of butches. As a skilled attorney, I know when I'm gonna get licked by my adversary.

Based upon the photographs previously published, I know that there is no way that I will ever get licked by you and your teamates. It would be interesting to see which among your teamates could lick one another. But we can leave that topic for another day.

Based upon your softball interests, I have a feeling I, along with the other male members of this board, were on your "pay no never mind to" list long before your first post. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

Edward

nice to see you back Ed..

:)

Hope all is well
 

RAZ

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Eddie,
They recessed for lunch after and the clerk saw me in the hall and he says, "they are all cracking up in chambers, they loved the veteran and levity lines", he says "no levity at all?" told him I thought the instance with her cousin was pretty funny, she however found no levity at all in the situation, which brings us here"' he cracked up, nice guy see him out and about now and then and we still get a chuckle out of it.

raz
 

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Kanes Brains Drained

Kanes Brains Drained

MR KANE, maybe "rabblerouser" is considered a sophisticated word by you, but for those among us who still show a brain wave or two on the monitor, it's just a common word. And also, they are not "teasing" my "dick". They are however causing trouble.

PP
 

ESSO

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Yes once again ur opinion means nothing. It is visible to all that we are not butches and you wouldn't get licked by any of us bc u r not worthy to be near us. Don't get ur hopes up that u could actually have a chance with one of us.
 
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