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Mr. Poon

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Hank I gotta tell you you're pretty much fucked in the General Forum. You see Hank what happens is as soon as one dipshit starts it the rest of the dipshits will follow. I wont name names but you probably know who they are already. Sorry Hank but you have a sign on your back.

:SIB


It would appear you are referring to Fatdaddycool, REFLOG, Betone and perhaps Sportsaholic?
 

REFLOG

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Hank I gotta tell you you're pretty much fucked in the General Forum. You see Hank what happens is as soon as one dipshit starts it the rest of the dipshits will follow. I wont name names but you probably know who they are already. Sorry Hank but you have a sign on your back.

:SIB

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Hank,
I saw you in concert in Clemson, SC in about 1982ish. I was probably 16 and we decided to have a few beers in the parking lot before the concert. Unfortunately, I looked like I was about 12 and the undercover cops snagged me immediately. They took me inside and fined me $50 but I only had $45 so I had to borrow $5 or go to jail. Things worked out and I made the concert in time so the night wasn't a total loss. Great concert!
 

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What do you mean by the statement, "hank is all man as you know hedgehog"? Did you and hedge share an eclair and a felch or two? Seems like it would have been an awful lot of work to get you two fat bastards perpendicular. I mean I saw one elephant seal trying to crawl over another elephant seal on national geographic once and it was so difficult to manipulate their bodies that they got overheated! I hope you guys turned a box fan on or something while all this fat, naked, gay sex was going on? Remember to hydrate!
Hope this helps,
FDC

thought i asked you to stay out of my thread.....anyway i will not fight with you....i know you are the chosen one around here even though you are alaways in the middle of fights.....confusing to hank

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Hank,
I saw you in concert in Clemson, SC in about 1982ish. I was probably 16 and we decided to have a few beers in the parking lot before the concert. Unfortunately, I looked like I was about 12 and the undercover cops snagged me immediately. They took me inside and fined me $50 but I only had $45 so I had to borrow $5 or go to jail. Things worked out and I made the concert in time so the night wasn't a total loss. Great concert!

glad you enjoyed...those were the good ol days.....come see me in vegas
 

edludes

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Jokester, master author of shitty threads back sassin the competition. Why r u reading the thread if it's so shitty jokester? Tryin to learn from Hank. Referring to urself in third person , like Hank, might make a good second book technique. Anytime u start to lecture someone about "shitty threads" u should choke on the words. Joker = choker
 

buddy

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He's a joker
he's a choker
he won two dimes
at penny ante poker
even poked fun at
an insurance broker
he's a picker
he's a grinner
he gave therapy to
b f skinner
then drove straight home
to a tv dinner
he went to school
and took two courses
then wrote a book
about dead horses
he's a funny card
he's a daily pain
he fills his thermos
with cheap champagne
his posts are amusing
yet some provoke
just ask our friend
from Royal Oak
 

REFLOG

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Very Creative Buddy
He's a joker
he's a choker
he won two dimes
at penny ante poker
even poked fun at
an insurance broker
he's a picker
he's a grinner
he gave therapy to
b f skinner
then drove straight home
to a tv dinner
he went to school
and took two courses
then wrote a book
about dead horses
he's a funny card
he's a daily pain
he fills his thermos
with cheap champagne
his posts are amusing
yet some provoke
just ask our friend
from Royal Oak
 

The Joker

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He's a joker
he's a choker
he won two dimes
at penny ante poker
even poked fun at
an insurance broker
he's a picker
he's a grinner
he gave therapy to
b f skinner
then drove straight home
to a tv dinner
he went to school
and took two courses
then wrote a book
about dead horses
he's a funny card
he's a daily pain
he fills his thermos
with cheap champagne
his posts are amusing
yet some provoke
just ask our friend
from Royal Oak

I'm honored. Thanks!!!! :0074
 

buddy

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Now our friend
from Royal Oak,
is an oddly sort,
a dapper bloke.
Ascot ties, designer clothes
Prada undies, I suppose.
Now if our friend
were to compose a rebuttal,
I think his prose
may appear less subtle,
'Joker's this and Joker's that',
'On my rear end
he's like a gnat.'
There is an issue
that needs addressed...
'How to Rid the Forum
Of This Pest'
I'm a gentle man, exquisite tastes,
and I've never been a hater,
but Joker felt I had the need
for my own moderator.
So every day and every time
I post a topic new
You can only guess
the first reply
will be from 'You know who'.
He's critical, he's cynical,
his words devoid of feeling,
I must confess, I've felt distress,
at times, he's left me reeling.
But , 'man o' man',
I've devised a plan,
To deal with Blabberpuss,
From now on,
You'll think I'm gone
When I'm just 'Anonymous'.
 
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