Happy Birthday Eddie Haskell
- Thread starter Morris
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That's fine. The old grouchy bastard has to spend all day July 20th with me anyway, unless he has a heart attack or his uterus prolapses first.
Yea, how much does that suck when the town clown won't even respond to me.
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Hope that your birthday was wonderful, Edward. Please don't sue me for wishing birthday wishes a few hours late.
That is all
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That is all
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Bart, Jack, Josh, Christ (less the h and the t) aka Chitown hillbilly, Nuts, School, Nole, Poonie, mr. malpractice, sports, alan, cie, dunc and the many fans who have privately acknowledged this monumental achievment on my part, I truly, from the bottom of my heart, love you, one and all, and hope that in this season of giving and hope, that each of you are blessed with good fortune, riches and above average children.
Now please, any moderator, take this thread and deposit it in the fucking dumpster where it fucking belongs. The truth be told, I think you all are total assholes and belong behind bars. Now stop stalking me, go lose money on your moronic bets and i will personally (or by proxy) kick each and every one of your sorry asses at the upcoming golf outing in that god forsaken southern indiana cow pasture. You are so fucking lucky I am going to be making a fucking appearance to brighten your otherwise gloomy, desperate existences. I still think madfuckingjack owes me at least an appearance fee for making his fucking site somewhat palatable.
Eddie,
former gambler and current attention whore
Now please, any moderator, take this thread and deposit it in the fucking dumpster where it fucking belongs. The truth be told, I think you all are total assholes and belong behind bars. Now stop stalking me, go lose money on your moronic bets and i will personally (or by proxy) kick each and every one of your sorry asses at the upcoming golf outing in that god forsaken southern indiana cow pasture. You are so fucking lucky I am going to be making a fucking appearance to brighten your otherwise gloomy, desperate existences. I still think madfuckingjack owes me at least an appearance fee for making his fucking site somewhat palatable.
Eddie,
former gambler and current attention whore
Eddie's still giving out 20$ blowjobs? Inflation Haskell, don't you read the paper!
