Happy Birthday Jack
- Thread starter Morris
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Is that so:0corn Happy Birthday Big Guy:00hour
Right about now he is probably crawling home with his 'Slippery Noodle':mj06:
Let us know how it went, and if you stumbled over to the Red Garter?
Franky
Right about now he is probably crawling home with his 'Slippery Noodle':mj06:
Let us know how it went, and if you stumbled over to the Red Garter?
Franky
"a woman walks into a veterinarian's waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. the rabbit obviously does not want to be there.
"sit, fluffy!" she says. fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.
"i said sit, now there's a good fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed.
fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and urinates. the woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, - "darn it, fluffy, will you be good?!"
fluffy then starts a fight with a doberman and pursues it out of the office. as the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says:
"please pardon me... i just washed my hare, and can't do a damn thing with it!".........
happy birthday,cap`n:grins: ...,...
"sit, fluffy!" she says. fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.
"i said sit, now there's a good fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed.
fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and urinates. the woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, - "darn it, fluffy, will you be good?!"
fluffy then starts a fight with a doberman and pursues it out of the office. as the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says:
"please pardon me... i just washed my hare, and can't do a damn thing with it!".........
happy birthday,cap`n:grins: ...,...
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thanks guys but birthdays aren't all that they used to be, this being my 54th one :scared
beer and ncaa tournament watching is the plan for today after i let my mom take me out to lunch.
wife took me out to dinner last night and to the blues bar and had a ridiculously good time. :mj06:
i'm going back next wednesday or thursday if any of you indy boys want to hook up.
beer and ncaa tournament watching is the plan for today after i let my mom take me out to lunch.
wife took me out to dinner last night and to the blues bar and had a ridiculously good time. :mj06:
i'm going back next wednesday or thursday if any of you indy boys want to hook up.
