Happy Birthday WhatsHisNuts
- Thread starter Morris
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- Mar 19, 2006
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happy birthday to one of my fave fellow cynics(and i mean that in a good way).......
i hope stafford has some sort of consistency epiphany and you guys go deep into the playoffs...
have a great one,partner...:toast:.
While on vacation in Jamaica, Gary's sitting on the beach downing a cold Red Stripes while checking out the ladies....After a couple of beers Gary heads to the Rest Room, while standing at the urinal a second person stands next to Gary....A little idle chit chat takes place and Gary looks down and sees the word "Wendy" tattooed on they guys Johnson.....Curious, Gary asks why? The guy politely says "Wendy" is my wife and to show her how much she means to me and she'll be the only one I had her name tattooed on my dick.....Gary shakes his head and laughs and heads back to the beach.....
A few beers later Gary is back standing at the urinal beside a different gentleman....Gary looks down and this guy has "Wendy" tattooed on his dick too....Gary says, so "Wendy"? The guy say yes "Wendy", she was the love of my life so I tattooed her name on my dick.....She left me and married another guy.....Gary chuckles and heads back to the beach....
After a few more beers Gary is back at the urinal standing next to a Tall Jamaican Man....Gary looks down and sees "Wendy"and starts laughing...The Jamaican asks what Garys problem is? Gary says, "I see you have Wendy tattooed on your dick, two other guys had Wendy tattooed on their dicks earlier....Wendy must be a popular lady down here"....The Jamaican laughs hard and looks straight at Gary...."It doesn't say Wendy on my dick, mun....It says Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"......
Enjoy your trip G!!!
:toast:
