Subject: How to get to Heaven from Ireland
> I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they
> understood the concept of getting to heaven.
>
> I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and
> gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
>
> 'NO!' the children answered.
>
> If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything
> tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
>
> Again, the answer was 'NO!'
>
> By now I was starting to smile. 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
> gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me
> into
> heaven?
>
> Again, they all answered 'NO!'.
>
> I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get
> into heaven?'
>
> A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."
>
> It's a curious race, the Irish
