Have you ever had an enema?

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Here are 10 Reasons on Why You Should Try A Coffee Enema:

  1. Reduces levels of toxicity by up to 600%.
  2. Cleans and heals the colon, improving peristalis.
  3. Increases energy levels, improves mental clarity and mood.
  4. Helps with depression, bad moods, sluggishness.
  5. Helps eliminate parasites and candida.
  6. Improves digestion, bile flow, eases bloating.
  7. Detoxifies the liver and helps repair the liver.
  8. Can help heal chronic health conditions (along with following a mainly raw plant based diet).
  9. Helps ease "die-off" or detox reactions during periods of fasting or juice fasting, cleansing or healing.
  10. Used regularly in the Gerson Institute treatment protocol for healing cancer patients naturally
Even if you're sensitive to caffeine, it won't affect you taking your coffee this way. (Definitely do not attempt to use decaf coffee though, you won't get the benefits.) By taking it orally, the coffee goes through your digestive system and stomach acids, which nullify any benefits you'd get if you took your coffee via the portal vein to the liver!
 
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The Boys, not being negative or anything but this seems like the type thing you would get into with the health benefits that come with it. :shrug:
 
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MadJack said:
The Boys, not being negative or anything but this seems like the type thing you would get into with the health benefits that come with it. :shrug:
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Jack, I drink a colon cleanser (sonne's #9) every night before bed, have been doing it for 30 years. It was recommended by a holistic Doc I was seeing at the time. I was suffering from chronic bronchitis and asthma. After about a month my asthma and repertory issues were gone. I haven't had a cold or anything else for 5 years.
 
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You think The Trooper uses Starbucks ?
 
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Just a heads up, go ahead and omit the sugar and vanilla caramel creamer. Toilet paper just keeps rolling up and sticking to my balloon knot now. Dogs keep following me the fuck around sniffing my ass.
 
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My girlfriend wants to give me one and make a video of it. I'll be sure to post it here.
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I had an enima before my colonoscopy a couple years back. They pump you so full, you think you are going to die!

The trip to the shitter is a nice walk! I don't care if it was only four feet!


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yyz said:
I had an enima before my colonoscopy a couple years back. They pump you so full, you think you are going to die!

The trip to the shitter is a nice walk! I don't care if it was only four feet!


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You must have failed the procedure from the night before. Jesus! I'm glad they didn't do that to me.

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yyz said:
I had an enima before my colonoscopy a couple years back. They pump you so full, you think you are going to die!

The trip to the shitter is a nice walk! I don't care if it was only four feet!


:mj07:
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I have a colonoscopy due next month......For fuck sakes:facepalm:
 
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