Have you ever Shit your pants

[Sportsaholic]

Damn, more Marine stories involving his ass.

:facepalm:

I'm just happy he'd didn't combine the two stories...........:0003

 

[marine]

:facepalm:

don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answers to.:mj07:

 

[Cricket]

Please use the appropriate terminology. It's called sharting.

Eddie

You mean Downloading the Denim.

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Yes

 

[Salty]

Yes.

Don't know if it counts or not though - got sucker punched in a bar once and he clocked me so good that I shit my pants. didn't even realize it until later when the medic told me it smelled like I shit myself.

:142smilie

 

[WildBillPicks7]

Coughed so hard that "it" happened!! :facepalm:

 

[MadJack]

Coughed so hard that "it" happened!! :facepalm:

My dad did that a lot in his later years. :142smilie

Are you a smoker?

 

[fatdaddycool]

I did once when I was playing pool at some bar. I laughed so hard that I had to run to the bathroom. It didn't lock and I had to have a buddy guard the door. I took off my drawers and the them in the corner and there was no shit paper. So now, I've got one leg hiked up over the sink splashing water on my ass while my friend has tears rolling down his face he's laughing so hard when we realize the door opens the other way and some dude is standing at the door with his mouth agape in a mixture of disgust, fear, and uncertainty. He just put his hands up and slowly backed out. I used the hand dryer to dry the balloon knot, put my jeans back on and went out and sink the eight ball.

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[Sportsaholic]

This one time at Band Camp..............

 

[william13]

prairie dog one time , but not shit ..

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Look forward to playing golf with you again. Glad things are looking upward. :toast:

I guess that means I'll have to carry your wine drinking ass once again. Cheers.

Eddie

 

[Cie]

Yes

 

[Salty]

I did once when I was playing pool at some bar. I laughed so hard that I had to run to the bathroom. It didn't lock and I had to have a buddy guard the door. I took off my drawers and the them in the corner and there was no shit paper. So now, I've got one leg hiked up over the sink splashing water on my ass while my friend has tears rolling down his face he's laughing so hard when we realize the door opens the other way and some dude is standing at the door with his mouth agape in a mixture of disgust, fear, and uncertainty. He just put his hands up and slowly backed out. I used the hand dryer to dry the balloon knot, put my jeans back on and went out and sink the eight ball.

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:142smilie

 

[Betone]

No, but I did shit from a tree ..........

 

[Redhog]

No, but I did shit from a tree ..........

:mj07:

 

[Betone]

:mj07:

At 16, you do crazy shit like this :lol:

 

[PAChicky]

No, but I did shit from a tree ..........

In a cemetary?? Long story.....

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[Sportsaholic]

In a cemetary?? Long story.....

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The Cemetery scares the shit out of many.......:0003

 

[Betone]

In a cemetary?? Long story.....

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It was retaliation for a guy that put raw shrimp in the trunk of my car. We were having a party in the woods, I dropped a bomb on the hood of his car.........:facepalm:

 

[PAChicky]

This is embarrassing..... I was driving on a long stretch of road with no stores etc. It was just farms and fields. There was a cemetary back off the road so I pulled in, grabbed one of my kids zip lock barf bags I keep for them for emergencies, and crawled the back of my car and let one go. Disposed of it and drove on.....

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