Have you ever taken a shit on an airplane?

[Nole]

If you had said this out loud to Bart at the Golf Outing I would have won a shitload of money

I was feeling it, I just couldn't say it.

My bad.


:toast:

 

[gardenweasel]

I think you might mean "in" an airplane.



:0corn

i`m sensing a sharknado spinoff......"sharts on a plane".......

 

[MadJack]

I can't believe that nobody is owning up to shitting on a plane.

 

[Nole]

I can't believe that nobody is owning up to shitting on a plane.

jr11 and FDC are far from nobody sir!!!


2 respected members of MJ's and you mention "nobody".


I just hope the 2 of them will be ok after seeing this.

:facepalm:

 

[airportis]

I can't believe that nobody is owning up to shitting on a plane.

theres probably too much piss on the seats :shrug:

 

[marine]

have done it a few times. Always try and dump it off in the terminal before getting onboard but every so often you just gotta make it happen when up in the air.

It's the main reason I will not wear a suit when i fly, and opt for shorts and a t-shirt. Cramped space, I don't want to have to contort myself and get my good clothes all nasty while trying to dump one out on a plane.

 

[fatdaddycool]

I can't believe that nobody is owning up to shitting on a plane.

I guess I should have saved my dick sucking joke for this thread.


I'm a nobody huh?



Dick.



Fucking guy has been all over me since we left Tunica??

I don't know what it is. :shrug:

Fucking guy.

 

[MadJack]

I guess I should have saved my dick sucking joke for this thread.


I'm a nobody huh?



Dick.



Fucking guy has been all over me since we left Tunica??

I don't know what it is. :shrug:

Fucking guy.

Just like the dick joke, I assumed this was a joke too. Jesus!

 

[fatdaddycool]

Just like the dick joke, I assumed this was a joke too. Jesus!

Whatever. Just go back to mollycoddling all the posters that matter. I am going to go write more material.





Christ!

 

[MadJack]

Whatever. Just go back to mollycoddling all the posters that matter. I am going to go write more material.





Christ!

Oh! It wasn't a joke?

 

[fatdaddycool]

Oh! It wasn't a joke?

What wasn't a joke? The story about me going boom boom in the airplane? No, it's true.

What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[MadJack]

What wasn't a joke? The story about me going boom boom in the airplane? No, it's true.

What the fuck are you talking about?

:sadwave:

 

[fatdaddycool]

:sadwave:

What? You aren't going to give me a cookie, glass of warm milk, pat me on the ass, and tuck me in bed like you do with your pet posters?

I am hurt.



Hope this helps,
FDC

 

[Sportsaholic]

What? You aren't going to give me a cookie, glass of warm milk, pat me on the ass, and tuck me in bed like you do with your pet posters?

I am hurt.



Hope this helps,
FDC

The Boys & Joker get cookies............:shrug:

 

[comfortable1]

In 2004 I spent two weeks in Beijing for work. Great experience but have no desire to return... yuck. So fast forward to the last day... I hit Starbucks (not a lot of options for afternoon coffee) then head to the airport. For some reason I get bumped up to business class for a 10 hour flight! That shit never happens to me... like I won the lottery. So I get in my oversized reclining chair with personal TV and a fucking menu. It's the tits! ...and then I feel that ominous stomach twist.

I like milk in my coffee. I was told to be wary of dairy but I fuckin spaced with the coffee.

Spent the next 8hrs crawling back and forth from my seat to the bathroom... I fuckin owned that bathroom too. Everyone around me knew. Was the best upgrade I've ever received but for all the wrong reasons.

 

[fatdaddycool]

In 2004 I spent two weeks in Beijing for work. Great experience but have no desire to return... yuck. So fast forward to the last day... I hit Starbucks (not a lot of options for afternoon coffee) then head to the airport. For some reason I get bumped up to business class for a 10 hour flight! That shit never happens to me... like I won the lottery. So I get in my oversized reclining chair with personal TV and a fucking menu. It's the tits! ...and then I feel that ominous stomach twist.

I like milk in my coffee. I was told to be wary of dairy but I fuckin spaced with the coffee.

Spent the next 8hrs crawling back and forth from my seat to the bathroom... I fuckin owned that bathroom too. Everyone around me knew. Was the best upgrade I've ever received but for all the wrong reasons.

Way to dominate that shitter!!!!

 

[s-love]

All the fucking time. When I was married, I did it just because it made me laugh and her mad. We were going to Amsterdam via London once and got delayed about an hour in Chicago. I had to shit so bad I had cramps, but I wouldn't because I know the best way to get things rolling when you are a non-revenue passenger in first class is to blow that bitch up while people are still loading at the gate. She sat in the terminal stewing, madder than hell, while I sat there, also stewing but different, and laughing my ass off between contractions. As soon as I got my bag in the overhead I headed straight for the front crapper. I could hear the footsteps going by, so I timed my grunts to match. I was out and seated before anyone knew what hit em.



Hope this helps,
FDC

Can you even fit into an airplane restroom? Seriously did you swallow one of your suitcases to save on baggage fees?

 

[comfortable1]

Can you even fit into an airplane restroom? Seriously did you swallow one of your suitcases to save on baggage fees?

Haha FDC is fat... baggage fees! ZING